This it

Wash your asshole.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>not ripping the carton apart and using that as a last resort

you had months to stock up
this shit has been hyped up here since january

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>what is a shower
Lol you fucking retard. Shit thread

honestly though nobody actually needs toilet paper. I just leave the poo in my butt and walk around with it keeps normies at bay too which is good in these times. Just clean up in your shower at night.

slide thread!

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F. May your shits not stick to your asshole.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day

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you can wipe your ass with the roll bro. batchelor tips 101.