What a fucking alpha CHAD. He'll probably contract the virus, gain immunity and go on about his life. Meanwhile, you'll be a virgin shut-in, always nervously peeping through his blinds and believing the wildest rumours Yas Forums has to offer.
>pic related is you
God I love being right
Jason Anderson
Cameron Reyes
I should have known something was up a couple weeks ago when I went to the organic section of my favorite local supermarket and their entire stock of canned rainbow trout was depleted. They still had plenty of sardines, but now even those are looking sparse. Some prepper in my area has good taste.
Wyatt White
We should push the fact that getting corona virus cures gay fags.
Robert Fisher
Attitudes like this are why you invest in the cruise lines in a week when they are near the bottom.
American exceptionalism knows no bounds. Those that don't get it will believe it can't happen to them. those who get it mild will be unafraid. Those who lose a family member will have a renewed appreciation for life and will yolo some vacations.
Jack Rivera
Yas Forums is always right.
Nicholas Foster
>calls him both a nigger and a redneck in same post
Cooper Collins
>be me
>been coughing a lot lately
>go to grocery store during corona festival
>decide to use self checkout for first time
>60+ year old female employee monitoring checkout
>notice my items aren't checking out right
>ask for assistance from elderly employee
>get up in her face breathing right on her
did i just kill someone?
Alexander Baker
This is bullshit
I've used 1 1/2 rolls since entering this thread, and this is been my 3rd movement today