MADAGASCAR HAS CLOSED ITS ONLY PORT
BREAKING: MADAGASCAR HAS CLOSED ITS PORT
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FUCK HOW AM I GOING TO SEND THE VIRUS THERE NOW GODDAMN PLAGUE INC SUCKS
If true then shit is absolutely real.
Not Madagascar. Say it ain't so.
Should've gotten water+air upgrade you shitter.
I just intercepted this communique between the Madagascar interior minister and the president:
>Mr. President, a man in Brazil is coughing
kek
GODDAMIT DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I PUT INTO THIS!
>pretty big island
>only 1 port
SHUT
imma gonna need a source on this
It's a zoomed-in picture. Stand up and walk a few feet away from your computer then look at it for a more accurate scale.
Oh God no it's truly HAPPENING
Based
Reminder that madagascar still has black death outbreaks most recently in 2017
Shutdowneverything.jpg
Are you being serious or are you just retarded?
DOWN
PORTS CLOSED
FUCK ME IN ASS AHHHHHHH
>they know how to win the game
>game becomes unwinnable in the near beginning
>still continues instead of ending
Bad design tbqh
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE HECKIN LEMUR LAND!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING
>game becomes unwinnable in the near beginning
This is actually illegal
So thats the reason Adolf wanted to deport all jews to Madagaskar?
welp time to restart
Ya, dis.
Big if true.
Have any sauce for this?
>Mr. President, a man in Brazil is coughing
qrd on this meme
About a month ago I simulated coronavirus based on the data at the time. I won the game in 15 minutes. I've never won it that fast. Scared the shit out of me.
Bird event happens.
>plague inc
Fuck off newfag
Best hope now is a migration of birds.
Various epidemic simulation games, it's notorious that if you haven't infected it before it closes it's ports you lose. It usually closes it's ports long before you are even a severe illness. Basically the last bastion for mankind.
There is no migration of birds
If the port's closed it's clsoed. Nothing you can do but startover.
Kids I swear
>madagaskar
>mankind
Based Lemurs.
puffgames.com
Requires flash, prepare to get pozzed
>game becomes unwinnable in the near beginning
You're a complete shitter if you lose any game in the beginning.
THE MEMES ARE REAL
Nothing is safe
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
I LIKE TO
MOVE IT!!
There goes my plan to send the pedos there and nuke it.
There's usually a couple wildlife researchers there all the time.
based
I shall pray for Coronachan to get all the faggots
God fucking damnit
SHUT
>Plague Inc.
No, then it'd be Greenland.
Pandemic 2 is where Madagascar is an impenetrable fortress.
fuck
how do I win with the stupid fungus
how would I simulate Corona now?
ITS OVER
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Madagascar was way ahead of you.
The MALAGASY BVLL will inherit the Earth.
>implying the Jews aren't behind the outbreaks and can stop them any time
Imagine being this afraid of gay people
>inb4 “ackshually they’re afraid of me”
Okay chinlet
You know if the Jews had just taken Hitler's offer to relocate themselves to Madagascar they wouldn't have the problems they have now with Palestine. Unless they like killing shitskins, I don't know.