BREAKING: MADAGASCAR HAS CLOSED ITS PORT

MADAGASCAR HAS CLOSED ITS ONLY PORT

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FUCK HOW AM I GOING TO SEND THE VIRUS THERE NOW GODDAMN PLAGUE INC SUCKS

If true then shit is absolutely real.

Not Madagascar. Say it ain't so.

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Should've gotten water+air upgrade you shitter.

I just intercepted this communique between the Madagascar interior minister and the president:

>Mr. President, a man in Brazil is coughing

kek

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GODDAMIT DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I PUT INTO THIS!

>pretty big island
>only 1 port

SHUT

imma gonna need a source on this

It's a zoomed-in picture. Stand up and walk a few feet away from your computer then look at it for a more accurate scale.

Oh God no it's truly HAPPENING

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Based

Reminder that madagascar still has black death outbreaks most recently in 2017

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Are you being serious or are you just retarded?

DOWN

PORTS CLOSED

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FUCK ME IN ASS AHHHHHHH

>they know how to win the game

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>game becomes unwinnable in the near beginning
>still continues instead of ending
Bad design tbqh

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE HECKIN LEMUR LAND!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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SHUT

DOWN

EVERYTHING

>game becomes unwinnable in the near beginning
This is actually illegal

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So thats the reason Adolf wanted to deport all jews to Madagaskar?

welp time to restart

Ya, dis.

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Big if true.

Have any sauce for this?

>Mr. President, a man in Brazil is coughing
qrd on this meme

About a month ago I simulated coronavirus based on the data at the time. I won the game in 15 minutes. I've never won it that fast. Scared the shit out of me.

Bird event happens.

>plague inc
Fuck off newfag

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Best hope now is a migration of birds.

Various epidemic simulation games, it's notorious that if you haven't infected it before it closes it's ports you lose. It usually closes it's ports long before you are even a severe illness. Basically the last bastion for mankind.

There is no migration of birds
If the port's closed it's clsoed. Nothing you can do but startover.
Kids I swear

>madagaskar
>mankind

Based Lemurs.

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Requires flash, prepare to get pozzed

>game becomes unwinnable in the near beginning
You're a complete shitter if you lose any game in the beginning.

THE MEMES ARE REAL

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Nothing is safe

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I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

I LIKE TO


MOVE IT!!

There goes my plan to send the pedos there and nuke it.

There's usually a couple wildlife researchers there all the time.

based

I shall pray for Coronachan to get all the faggots

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God fucking damnit

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SHUT

>Plague Inc.
No, then it'd be Greenland.
Pandemic 2 is where Madagascar is an impenetrable fortress.

fuck

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how do I win with the stupid fungus

how would I simulate Corona now?

ITS OVER

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Madagascar was way ahead of you.

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The MALAGASY BVLL will inherit the Earth.

>implying the Jews aren't behind the outbreaks and can stop them any time

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Imagine being this afraid of gay people
>inb4 “ackshually they’re afraid of me”
Okay chinlet

You know if the Jews had just taken Hitler's offer to relocate themselves to Madagascar they wouldn't have the problems they have now with Palestine. Unless they like killing shitskins, I don't know.