WHAT'S WRONG WITH ENGLISH LANGUAGE

go waterblast your ass and drink it after noodle nigger

Because the concept of wiping your ass with a piece of paper is so vile to the human sub-conscious we have to name it something else or we get uncomfortable.

How the fuck do you even get "car" from automobile?

Most Americans that haven't had their DNA tested larp as being German. They go by that one German that married in to the family a few generations ago.

They are bongs in denial.

Virgin toilet paper vs Chad anal parchment

why arent you posting your with your geographical location flag?

>replying to your own post

wow, just wow

car is an evolution of the word carriage. horses used to pull carriages along, now days engines do it