toilet paper (((news))) is a key indicator of geopolitical fearmongering, which media outlets are pushing the fear and which are not
Is this coronavirus that bad or is the media out of control again? And why is there no fucking toilet paper anywhere...
Logan Edwards
William Martin
It's...somewhat scary, but not the scariest. Yes, even second rate grocery stores are packed to the gills.
Still, reading this doesn't make me feel better:
Jack Wilson
That explains where the toilet paper went, but what about the other questions?
Parker Morgan
>Is this coronavirus that bad or is the media out of control again?
Yes and no. Turns out, it will really fuck you up if you have a pre existing respiratory condition, smoke, or live in a place with air quality similar to Wuhan. (Pic related. )
>And why is there no fucking toilet paper anywhere?
People are morons who think they're going to be stuck at home for months on end with no shit paper.
>Does it cause you to have major diarreah or something?
No. See above.
Anthony Jackson
That makes my dick even harder.
Gabriel Watson
Jason Lewis
As Q said:
These people are sick!
Celebrities and government officials are getting the coronavirus because the adrenochrome they were getting from the lab in Wuhan was purposely contaminated with coronavirus. were
Nathan Taylor
Cameron White
Chinks all smoke and live in places where you can cut the air with a knife. Incidentally, northern Italy also has terrible air quality. Pic related.
Connor Rodriguez