>classes got delayed to mid-April
/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2021 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS
Jace Cooper
Matthew Morales
My state just closed all the schools
Joseph Davis
everything the news tell me i already know from these threads since january 24
at least i got 3 extra weeks of vacation
Joshua Phillips
I couldn't watch Trump's speech.
What did he say?
Joseph Taylor
Zachary Green
today
>10,690 infected
>442 dead
Wew, not a day without record... I dont like this happening anymore, lads.
Andrew Gray
Will we reach 6000 by tomorrow?
Adam Reed
0: You die of Organ Failure
1: You die of a Heart Attack induced by cornona
2: You die of Pneumonia
3: You die in a car crash as you get carried to a hospital
4: You survive thanks to your prepping
5: You survive by leeching of a good friend, he genuinly doesnt mind
6: You survive by sheer luck, you find a garage full of WW2 MREs and Guns
7: You survive for 2 months only to trip over and hit your head
8: You survive for 6 months alone, then you join a group of 10
9: You get dabbed on by the first prepper who thinks you are a looter
11: You find a cute girl while you bug in, if your ID is yellow she had a dick
22: You are the danger, you join a group of looters, if your ID is red you become their leader
33: You wake up in a hospital 2 months later, you fuck your best friends wife and shave your head
44: You get mauled by Mr. Pibbles
55: You dont leave your basement for 3 years, it was really a nothing burger. If your ID is blue you only ate deenz
66: You are the chosen one, supercarrier and immune
77: SPECIAL stats all maxed out
88: Dirlewanger leads you into the new world, if your ID is grey you get the MG42
99: You survive by being a male prostitute, if your ID is pink you like it
00: It is really a nothing burger
Trips: The entire thread is immune
Quads: The entire thread gets put on a cruise ship heading towards china
Evan Evans
federal student loans no interest
then he paraded a bunch of wellness retail ceos across the podium and said we're gonna have McDrivethru testing stations set up in shart in mart parking lots.
That's about it, i think
Robert Garcia
Anime wiafu