American asshole on the right

>purposely smearing shit all over the plate inefficiently like a retard
I laughed out loud

tfw you have a ceramic anus that is flushed with ice water, gerbils, legos, and don lemon

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Do Americans really?

Not if you spread your cheeks. The poop falls right out with minimal smearage.

>using pussy phone like a sissy when you could be using god tier chad baby wipes

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>2 posts by this ID
2 is better than 1, but you're still a lazy glownigger.

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>Expecting Mahbub to do anything properly

* yawn *

Not a problem - my shit don't stink.

>american retard.

>skin color
Just the shade we all expected.