American asshole on the right

What is best is when my gf licks my bum clean.

If you're not using soap, water is just as worthless as paper.

what happens when the hose handle is covered with fecal matter?

Also you shouldn't be getting shit all over your ass.. it's mostly the end bit of your large colon that is getting the "poo" on it.. does that have to be sparklingly clean? Your "ring" will retract/tighten and the whole of the rest of it inside you is covered in poo stains anyway... unless you're giving yourself an enema too!

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I use the pussyphone before I start wiping.
Regardless, who needs their literal asshole to be as clean as a dinner plate?

your life has peaked, you're gonna have retarded kids and die in a car crash after getting loaded at ball game you didn't even want to be at.

about a year ago I got me a bidet attachment to my toilet.
it was like $30
best thing ever.
>poop
>wipe once
>wow this is a messy one
>spray it all off
>wipe dry

gone at the days of using three dozen squares to clean up.
And of course, if you eat right and exercise the vast majority of your poos will be one wipers anyway.

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Do yoe down your countertop or just mop it up with a paper towel?

now try with wet wipes vs water you retard

>purposely smearing shit all over the plate inefficiently like a retard
I laughed out loud

tfw you have a ceramic anus that is flushed with ice water, gerbils, legos, and don lemon

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Do Americans really?

Not if you spread your cheeks. The poop falls right out with minimal smearage.

>using pussy phone like a sissy when you could be using god tier chad baby wipes

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>2 posts by this ID
2 is better than 1, but you're still a lazy glownigger.

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>Expecting Mahbub to do anything properly

* yawn *

Not a problem - my shit don't stink.

>american retard.

>skin color
Just the shade we all expected.

If you don't have bowel issues you can time your cycle to shit before you shower everyday. Toilet paper is just for when girls come over and have to wipe the cum off their pussies.

Seriously anyone else notice that bitches use a fuck ton of toilet paper? Maybe the fucktards hoarding it are doing it to coax women into being dependent on them when SHTF. Like hey bitch if you wanna wipe your pussy you need to be with me.

>>using pussy phone like a sissy when you could be using god tier chad baby wipes

lel

we scrub with wet wipes which are soap and water which is superior to just spraying with water, try washing dishes as in op with just water and a hand scrub vs a soapy water scrub with a cloth
bidets are inferior to wet wipes

Cant flush those

Based.

Get a real toilet mine takes like 10 wet wipes and flushes

The skin is still brown in both cases

based and bidet pilled
>Muh civilisation
Wash
Your Shit off your body you sour shit arsed cretins

“We” don’t do anything. I shower. You waste your money and clog your plumbing like the ignorant subhuman you are

>hurrr durrrrrrr
yes you can, the meme is false boomer shit based on something that happened 20 years ago

and regardless, they clean better than water and a bare hand which is unhygenic. if you cant figure out a decent way to dispose of them so you go for the unhygienic option thats like cutting the tip of your dick off because you have to peel it back to clean it, dont be retarded

You FIRST wipe your ass with toilet paper and THEN you take a bidet.
We do this in Italy and we have the cleanest buttholes of all world.

What is a bidet? you can buy from Amazon for $30 and save money from toilet paper.

Imagine spraying your asshole and if you're constipated you can shoot water inside and remove the hard to remove shit.

nigger get some dude wipes and stir one in a bucket of water, shit comes apart quickly, just like tp

white americans use wet wipes, everyone i know uses wet wipes,

youre a retard if you think just spraying water is hygienic

Water works better than a wet wipe. Eat something sticky and use a wet wipe, your hands will still feel sort of unclean, but use water and they will return to normal.

Too bad they don’t flush

He means you shouldn't flush them, not that you physically can't

it doesnt, why dont you smell your ass after just spraying it, it will still smell like shit because your skin is still covered in fecal matter, now smell it after a proper scrub with soap and water, it will smell clean

>tfw just ordered a bidet because I finally convinced my husband that his asshole won't ever feel raw with 8 wipes and instead only needs 2 squares to dry things up down there
I'm legit excited for this now I won't need to search for toilet paper.

Water works better than dry ass tp. Showers with, wait for it, SOAP and water are the only truly hygienic method

A great tool for that is a well textured dildo. I use one in the shower after I shit and I feel like I'm washing shit down the drain for hours. Really cleans you out

> I can wash it off my ass, hands, face and mouth.
In this order?

Fpbp

I got a handheld and remodeled my bathroom so it's all tile with a drain in the floor. Now I can use the handheld to spray down the entire bathroom regularly. Can't believe I used to have to sweep, mop, and wipe everything down in there, so much easier and cleaner now.

Who cares. Throw it with the rest of your trash. If the garbage trucks stop coming just dig ya hole and bury your poopy paper

they do flush, your meme is retarded, but regardless, choosing to have shit all over your ass and in your drawers because youre a retard who is scared to flush wipes is stupid
if youre really a pig fucking wuss bag about flushing them, then get plastic bags and tie your used wipes up and throw em in the the trash as you would with a doggie poop bag

holy shit I can't believe you people are leading the world but haven't invented the videt yet.

>Clogs toilets
>Inserts harmful chemicals in your butthole and other private areas
>Expensive and not worth the hassle

Shit smell really clings mate. Guaranteed your asshole will still reek after only one wash

what? nobody uses just tp
tp is for removing big clumps and drying, wet wipes are for cleaning, spraying water is a tard approach to cleaning

That's on a flat surface, not a cavernous asshole area. Spray water will only splash shit everywhere.

Shouldn't wipe at all, it's hard on the anus and is proven to cause hemorrhoids even different types of cancer.

Don't those cause massive fucking clogs?

Anyway I got a bidet, also eat mostly vegetarian with some meat here and there so I almost always shit clean.

Usually mouth first. Once I've eaten as much as I want I start to clean myself up.

They also utterly fuck up both house sewage pipes and the water treatment system.
>guy who works at a water treatment plant

yeah they flush and clog shit up you retard

kek, try using soap on your ass retard
water alone isnt wet enough to lift fecal matter from human skin, the soap in wet wipes is

Well I have installed a bidet in my house, so no, not all Americans

DO NOT FLUSH WET WIPES YOU RETARDS THEY CLOG UP PUMPS I FUCKING HATE YOU RETARDS AND I WILL NEVER DO PLUMBING EVER AGAIN

Proper soap and water scrub is best, but if it is a choice between pressure washing your ass and just smearing the shit around with a wet wipe, pressure wash will get it cleaner.

>i believe a false meme so i will not clean my ass properly with soap after a shit and you cant make me

stay retarded

plenty of people use just tp dumbfuck. how many bidets do you see in public bathrooms and how many subhumans do you see unloading their bowels in those bathrooms

Just eat the toilet paper you dopey cunt. Then your shit wipes itself.

Australia figured this out weeks ago.

> (OP)
>mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chef-prepared-curry-after-wiping-7745790
>>A curry house chef prepared food after wiping his bottom with his hands - because he doesn't use toilet paper for 'cultural reasons', a court heard .
>>Mahbub Chowdhury, 46, had an empty bottle in his kitchen which inspectors discovered was covered in fecal matter.
>>He said he filled the bottle with water from the kitchen taps and used it to clean his bottom after visiting the toilet - and did not use paper for cultural reasons.

I used to go to Indian restuarants, until I learned about this sort of thing.

>americans and bongs actually need to clean their asses
reminder that if you have a perfect gut from an ideal diet (animal based, almost no vegetables, no fruits off season and even then only a few, and no fucking grains, nuts, legumes and seeds whatsoever) your ass will be clean after you shit, toilet paper should be used just to check it out
What? You think animals use toilet paper in nature?

Buy a bidet you filthy Muttfags

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with water alone the amount of pressure it would take to remove the fecal matter from your skin completely would remove the top layer of skin

scrubbing with a wet wipe removes the fecal matter from human skin without destroying your skin

P O O

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Nigger, I am a scat fetishist. I think I know how shit smell clings to people.

people always have wet wipes with them if they regularly use a public restroom to take a shit, what the fuck

More like you won't even shit for days on such an unnatural diet.

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>no fruits, rarely
>no vegetables

>t. vitamin deficient carnivore

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weird, they seem to flush just fine for me

Do you just shit down the floor drain now? The whole room is just a shower now?

use soap and a proper scrub (wet wipes) instead of just spraying with water you mong

People who don't line up their shitting with their showering are degenerates. Plain and simple.

Being American means your sharts don't stain your shorts and your shit don't stink.

you’re a dumbass

Gay threads thay should earn a permaban
Get a life fucking loser

I just shit right on the bidet nozzle.

>Wet wipes works better than both

you wet toilet paper under the sink and wipe your ass subhumans. I learned this at a young age. I now realize 99% of people are walking around with a bit of shit in thier ass.

youre a shit ass

We also use expensive and wasteful central air systems still instead of devices that cool room by room. And still use expensive and wasteful hot water tanks that store bacteria loaded water for days, instead of small cost effective on-demand units that provide an unlimited supply of fresh hot water as needed. And still use rigid PVC and/or copper pipes instead of PEX hoses. And and and.

Kys loser

Can we just ban Brazilians from posting? When has one ever posted anything even remotely construable as not stupid?

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OP is for sure a faggot
Fuck this thread and fuck the bitchass mods

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dont skip on the soap tho, fecal matter clings to human skin, water alone wont lift it all
i prefer wet wipes because wet tp comes apart fast and then you gotta use a lot more dry to get the tiny bits of tp off your ass

>wet wipes
*blocks the local drains after flushing*

>"instead of just spraying with water"
>tfw doesn't know how to use a bidet.

You do use soap, ya mutt.

>going off of the teeth
>instead of the digestive tract
We can't process hardly any vegetables and fruits just make us store sugar fat.
Also were humans wiping their assholes on the daily a thousand years ago? Or were we walking around with shit crusted assholes?