>Wait until the end of the day
>Have a press conference 30 minutes before close
>Dump 500 billion in during conference to make it seem like the conference is the cause
>Stocks go up and people act like lemmings and buy because they see green
>Market closes before it has a chance to dump which is why it was so close to the end of the day
>Look guys we did it
Its so obvious it hurts.
>economic collapse
Canceled
>race war
Canceled
>mass reset to gold standard
Canceled
>innawoods boogaloo SKS stalker LARP
Canceled
Fucking walmart ruined everything again
>a fucking treasonous lie
This is the problem with the American media complex now. They are not engaged in journalism, they are engaged in treason, what the media is doing in America at this time is worse than any treasonous act in the history of human betrayal.
Hanging myself sounds like too much of a hassle desu. I’ve thought about drowning myself, that’s sounds the least painful. Or taking pills.
>Artificially stimulates the economy with loans
>Then declares a national emergency right after that
You have no idea how fucking far this line will fall.
The market doesn't control the virus.
>investing
One of the things the WhiteHouse can do, is help spread Work From Home Best Practices lists for all kinds of businesses.
No, you’ll still get that. I mean, you’re going to be enveloped in nothing but pain and sick. We all are.
The virus doesn't control the market.
Nigger, your germs better be afraid of me.