/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2007 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>be "raider"
>try to steal from someone
>get shot
>be dead
as opposed to
>be prepper
>someone tries to steal your shit
>shoot them
>stay alive

>at liquor store
>lady asks shopkeeper where they keep their Corona
>he shows her to the shelf, then asks her if she wants to try an Italian beer as well
hhehehheh
we're going the way of Italy too

Source?
>my ass

>go to grocery store
>go to noodle aisle
>brand A is completely and 100% gone
>literally nothing left
>brand B is practically untouched
People are strange.

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>Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
Oh sweety..why are you posting fake news? Trump has contained covid and the market is already recovered

Whenever you hear a company saying SOON it is always just a scam

Oh fuck pick me, I’ve been PRAYING for a home invasion.

Alert! The #COVID19 infection may cause testicular damage and male #infertility. Chinese experts advised infected male patients to take tests to check semen quality and hormonal levels.

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Really makes you think uh..

>Yes, mr. Gסldstein-Levy, i got my assignment e-mail

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