/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2007 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 140,187 ► Died: 5,123

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Duterte places Manila under lockdown, 13 million affected
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Boris Johnson to let it spread so the UK "gets herd immunity"
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Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
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Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe
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>RESEARCH
Survives up to 9 days on different materials
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
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>REMINDER
Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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White House admits they lack tests
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Event 201: 65 million killed by CoV with 10% CFR
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210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
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Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
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>LATEST CASES
13:03: 190 new cases and 5 new deaths in the Netherlands.
12:56: 136 new cases and 28 new deaths in Spain.
12:48: 115 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
12:42: 20 new cases in Kuwait.
12:26: 3 new cases in Poland.
12:25: 13 new cases in Singapore.
11:58: 37 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +22 (+8) Iran +1,289 (+85) S. Korea +110 (+5) Spain +1,188 (+36) Germany +736 (+2) Switzerland +269 (+2) Netherlands +190 (+5) H. Kong +1 (+1) Indonesia +35 (+3) Ukraine (+1) Sudan +1 (+1) US +143 Norway +129 Sweden +127 Denmark +127 UK +208 Japan +10 Belgium +160 Austria +143 Bahrain +13 Singapore +13 Australia +43 Malaysia +39 Greece +73 Canada +16 Finland +46 Brazil +74 Slovenia +45 Israel +17 Czech Rep. +4 Portugal +34 Kuwait +20 Iraq +7 India +7 S. Marino +8 Romania +20 Lebanon +9 Thailand +5 Poland +17 Estonia +41 Philippines +12 S. Arabia +17 Taiwan +1 Russia +11 Chile +10 Brunei +12 Palestine +4 Albania +10 Croatia +4 Serbia +7 Slovakia +9 Peru +6 Panama +13 S. Africa +8 Pakistan +1 Ecuador +2 Oman +1 Hungary +3 Bosnia +7 Latvia +1 Macedonia +5 Cyprus +4 Colombia +4 Malta +3 Maldives +1 Armenia +2 Jamaica +6 Morocco +1 Cambodia +2 Lithuania +3 S. Lanka +2 Réunion +1 Turkey +4 Kazakhstan +4 Faeroes +1 Fr. Polynesia +2 Congo +1 Ant. & Bar. +1 Caymans +1 Ethiopia +1 Gabon +1 Guadeloupe +1 Guinea +1 Kenya +1 Total +5,631 (+149)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,815 (3,177) ► International 59,372 (1,946): Italy 15,113 (1,016) Iran 11,364 (514) S. Korea 7,979 (71) Spain 4,334 (122) Germany 3,481 (8) France 2,876 (61) US 1,840 (41) Switzerland 1,137 (9) Norway 929 (1) Sweden 814 (1) Netherlands 804 (10) UK 798 (10) Japan 701 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Belgium 559 (3) Austria 504 (1) Australia 199 (3) Greece 190 (1) Canada 158 (1) H. Kong 132 (4) Iraq 90 (8) India 81 (1) S. Marino 80 (5) Egypt 80 (2) Lebanon 77 (3) Thailand 75 (1) Ireland 70 (1) Indonesia 69 (4) Poland 68 (1) Philippines 64 (5) Taiwan 50 (1) Albania 33 (1) Argentina 31 (1) Panama 27 (1) Algeria 26 (2) Bulgaria 23 (1) Azerbaijan 15 (1) Morocco 7 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Denmark 801 Qatar 262 Bahrain 210 Singapore 200 Malaysia 197 Finland 155 Brazil 151 Slovenia 141 Israel 126 Czech Rep. 120 Iceland 117 Portugal 112 Kuwait 100 UAE 85 Romania 79 Estonia 68 S. Arabia 62 Russia 45 Vietnam 44 Chile 43 Brunei 37 Palestine 35 Croatia 31 Serbia 31 Slovakia 30 Peru 28 Luxembourg 26 Georgia 25 S. Africa 24 C. Rica 23 Pakistan 22 Belarus 21 Ecuador 19 Oman 19 Hungary 19 Bosnia 18 Latvia 17 Macedonia 14 Cyprus 14 Tunisia 13 Colombia 13 Mexico 12 Malta 12 Macao 10 Senegal 10 Maldives 9 Armenia 8 Jamaica 8 Afghanistan 7 Cambodia 7 Lithuania 6 Fr. Guiana 6 Moldova 6 Paraguay 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 S. Lanka 5 Réunion 5 Turkey 5 Kazakhstan 4 Liechtenstein 4 Bangladesh 3 Bolivia 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Cuba 3 Faeroes 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Martinique 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Congo 2 Ghana 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Nepal 1 Ant. & Bar. 1 Bhutan 1 Caymans 1 Ivory C. 1 Ethiopia 1 Gabon 1 Gibraltar 1 Guadeloupe 1 Guinea 1 Vatican 1 Kenya 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent 1 Togo 1 Tri. & Tob. 1

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NIGGER! You will rot in my yard as a warning to ALL!

The unprepared will become violent as soon as supplies dry up.
An undefended stockpile will be taken from you. Arm yourselves and hope you don't need to fight off anyone. It is better to have and not need than need and not have.

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*brap*

ITALY NUMBERS WHERE

Thanks for prepping for me everybody :>}
I will be visiting your home in the early hours of the morning to take all of it

So your survival plan is to go out, during a pandemic scenario, breaking into people's houses at random, with no knowledge of whether or not they've prepped, whether or not they're armed, or whether or not they're infected? Because if so that's a truly impressive level of retardation, even for Yas Forums.

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Because risking your life and wasting your energy in gunfights is almost as retarded as not being prepped

Is it true that Sweden is no longer keeping statistics in infected, dead, etc.? I thought I saw that but didn’t see anything in a google search.

take off that protection user

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based argie baker

Lomardia only 9.820 casi totali (+1.095 da ieri), morti: 890 (+146)

youtu.be/W96bwj7xXAw
If you want to make Steve lose his mind on stream and act like a 5 year old flailing his arms, bombard him with messages about corona virus being a hoax or just being a cold, whether you believe that shit or not.

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250 new deaths in italy

...

What I have:
- chills
- slight feeling of weakness

What I don't have:
- fever
- cough
- mucus secretions

Do I have the corona?

Number of confirmed infections is now meaningless. Number of people in hospital beds and how many people are waiting for hospital beds is what we need to track, now.

damn

See

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....lots of things to try Anons. Don't Despair.

While considered "alternative" the below are:
safe (if done properly)
inexpensive
anecdotally effective (broadly acclaimed and attested to by non-anons)
(if safe and cheap, why not try them? user does)

inhaling 3% peroxide from a nasal spray pump
youtube.com/watch?v=TAHhe7hJ0Ug

nebulizers are CHEAP. ($30-35, or a bit more for battery powered portable)
EVERY user SHOULD THINK ABOUT HAVING ONE

For the lungs:
nebulize: magnesium, glutathione, peroxide, colloidal silver, etc.

blog.listentoyourgut.com/inhaled-glutathione-for-lung-inlfammation-pneumonia-emphysema/

drsircus.com/magnesium/nebulizing-magnesium-and-other-medicinals/

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I lost my virginity in 2007.

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>go to store
>want to buy a bar of soap so i can wash my hands after going to the shitter
>there is no soap
>they bought all the soap
Guess I'll smell of poop for a while.

Kill all the hoarders. For real, not in Minecraft.

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SWITZERLAND:

>SCHOOLS CLOSED

>NO MORE EVENTS WITH 100+ PEOPLE

>NO MORE THAN 50+ PEOPLE IN BARS OR RESTAURANTS AT A TIME

FINALLY THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING

ITALY IS SLOWING DOWN, HAPPENING CANCELED

3k+ total new cases,then?

Oh, and I forgot to mention that I also have muscle-skeletal pain along with the chills.

DENMARK UPDATE TO THE WORLD:

>811 confirmed infected
>now only testing emergency cases so real number will rise more than confirmed
>22 in hospital
>4 in critical condition

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THE VIRUS IS A PENALTY FROM GODS FOR ABANDONING OUR OLD FAITH
PRAY TO GODS AND WE'LL SURVIVE
>PRAY TO GODS AND WE'LL SURVIVE
PRAY TO GODS AND WE'LL SURVIVE
>PRAY TO GODS AND WE'LL SURVIVE
PRAY TO GODS AND WE'LL SURVIVE

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No wonder stocks are in such disarray.

Recommend me some singleplayer PC games that take somewhere around 60 to 100+ hours to beat.

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BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
NUMBERS FROM ITALY:

2547 NEW CASES AND 250 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 17.660 CONFIRMED CASES AND 1.266 DEATHS

>2547 NEW CASES AND 250 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 17.660 CONFIRMED CASES AND 1.266 DEATHS

2547 NEW CASES AND 250 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 17.660 CONFIRMED CASES AND 1.266 DEATHS

>2547 NEW CASES AND 250 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 17.660 CONFIRMED CASES AND 1.266 DEATHS

2547 NEW CASES AND 250 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 17.660 CONFIRMED CASES AND 1.266 DEATHS

>2547 NEW CASES AND 250 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 17.660 CONFIRMED CASES AND 1.266 DEATHS

2547 NEW CASES AND 250 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 17.660 CONFIRMED CASES AND 1.266 DEATHS

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I need 420,000 calories CHEAP (210 days x 2000 calories). Taste and appetite has no value. Protein isn't important, I have protein powders stored away. WHAT DO I BUY?

Psychosomatische Symptome sonst nichts.

You do not have corona, praise Jesus

Italy +250 deaths

Bros I've been somewhat flu-ish the past 7 days (very mild flu, wet cough, lots of phelgm, not corona) and I'm feeling better but I promised my friend I'd help him move tomorrow. He works for Eli Lily and they were all sent home last week because some of their employees tested positive for corona.

Its probably inevitable that I'll get it at this point but I'm just wondering if it's a risk to help him move tomorrow?

Were the jews behind it all along?
Or is the company lying to get some investment money?

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fake news

he kinda looks like a hairless monkey and it freaks me out a bit

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Sousse?

Normies in Russia are just laughing at "corona hoax". We are fucked.

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oblivion with the latest mods.

NIGGER IT'S NOT CAZZI LORO BUT CAZZI DI TUTTI, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAVING AN APERITIVO BETWEEN YOUR 4 SHITTY NORMIE FRIENDS BEFORE THE LOCKDOWN AND STILL HAVING YOUR FUCKING DAILY FISH MARKETS IN OPEN AIR WITH HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE INFECTING THEMSELVES LIKE THE NAPOLECANI DO
THEY WILL ALL DIE, THE WHOLE FUCKING SOUTH WILL DIE AND SO WILL THE LAST REMNANTS OF OUR ECONOMY
WHOEVER SURVIVES WILL GO BACK TO THE NORTH WHILE THE VIRUS IS DORMANT AND THEY'LL KILL US ALL WHEN THE NEXT WAVE OF CORONA HITS
ITALY IS FUCKING FINISHED I TELL YOU, FINISHED

THE SOUTH ISN'T EVEN TESTING PEOPLE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

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Fanx, ArgieBaker!

just get fat

You all could have prevented this.

It's so over.

>new cases slightly down
>deaths increased
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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NEW ITALY NUMBERS

>Ongoing cases: 14.955 (+2.116)
>Dead: 1.266 (+250)
>Recovered: 1439 (+181)
>in ICU: 1.328 (+175)

>Total cases: 17.660 (+2.547, +16,9%)

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I can't wait to meet you

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I don't know they've been interviewing people here who survived and the zoomers were all like "lmao it's nothing m8, just a bit of coofing"

but there is so much information about the virus hibernating, causing all sorts of organ fuck ups and shit

i'm confused and scared and don't like this happening anymore

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>only 4 in critical
So is this virus actually milder with northern europeans? It seems that way.

bruh...

SOURCE?

>be "raider"
>try to steal from someone
>get shot
>be dead
as opposed to
>be prepper
>someone tries to steal your shit
>shoot them
>stay alive

>at liquor store
>lady asks shopkeeper where they keep their Corona
>he shows her to the shelf, then asks her if she wants to try an Italian beer as well
hhehehheh
we're going the way of Italy too

Source?
>my ass

>go to grocery store
>go to noodle aisle
>brand A is completely and 100% gone
>literally nothing left
>brand B is practically untouched
People are strange.

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>Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
Oh sweety..why are you posting fake news? Trump has contained covid and the market is already recovered

Whenever you hear a company saying SOON it is always just a scam

Oh fuck pick me, I’ve been PRAYING for a home invasion.

Alert! The #COVID19 infection may cause testicular damage and male #infertility. Chinese experts advised infected male patients to take tests to check semen quality and hormonal levels.

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1237984761508810752

Really makes you think uh..

>Yes, mr. Gסldstein-Levy, i got my assignment e-mail

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Witcher 3, Titan Quest, Path of Exile can be played completely solo

You don't need 2,000 calories a day unless you're actively outside doing shit

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I visited 6 hospitals today, there where remodeling the ground floor of one, people coming and going as they pleased.

I honestly believe Russians can somehow just not get it through power of belief.

You'll have to carry our dreams into the future for us, friend.

Of course. Jews like to make money by killing goys.

This shit is just mass hysteria right? I don't know anyone who has it but everyone is buying toilet paper like a retard. It can't be worse than the flu, right?

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