What would you do if Bernie was sitting in first class with you and looked visibly afraid of you?

Cough

unfortunately an accurate bernie impression will make everyone love bernie

Fippy bippy.

He's obviously big + strong, and obviously a goy. What Jew /wouldn't/ be afraid?

Hello, BASED department

honestly the way People have jumped him WWE style, including his own fucking followers, id be worried too if some asshole was visibly filming me with his cellphone

Tell him to fuck off and that his supporters are mentally ill.

> get up from my seat
> unzip my pants
> whip up my dick
> look him straight in the eyes
> Yell- Comrade Bernie, your mouth has been requisitioned for the good of the People! Open Wide!
> Start pumping in his old mouth, while tears start to pool in his eyes
> he tries to resist, but i punch him in the chest between strokes
> don't worry comrade all this '' economic surplus'' is your to keep!
> jizz deep in his mouth while he starts crying like a kulak who just lost his farm and is being sent to Syberia
> punch him one more time for good luck
> wipe my dick on his shirt and thank him for his stahanovist effort

I'd be a big guy for him but they'd only expect one of us in the wreckage

I'm a little sad that you think I'm a schizo. I just used the fags and niggers line as a quick reference to bullshit social-temporal/""""""moral""""" issues that literally do nothing to the bottom line and instead allow you, the fucking retarded voter, to channel their internal moral insecurities into a candidate who will tell you, "Yes, your notions of the world are correct."

Sure, you can say the same about my appreciation of Bernie but, I like the idea of drinkable water since I can't teach my children any traditions if they're so congenitally retarded from the lead in the water, the only thing nearest to a tradition I can teach them is shitting in a toilet-- well, I consider that a moral issue I'd like defended.