What would you do if Bernie was sitting in first class with you and looked visibly afraid of you?

Cough

unfortunately an accurate bernie impression will make everyone love bernie

Fippy bippy.

He's obviously big + strong, and obviously a goy. What Jew /wouldn't/ be afraid?

Hello, BASED department

honestly the way People have jumped him WWE style, including his own fucking followers, id be worried too if some asshole was visibly filming me with his cellphone

Tell him to fuck off and that his supporters are mentally ill.

> get up from my seat
> unzip my pants
> whip up my dick
> look him straight in the eyes
> Yell- Comrade Bernie, your mouth has been requisitioned for the good of the People! Open Wide!
> Start pumping in his old mouth, while tears start to pool in his eyes
> he tries to resist, but i punch him in the chest between strokes
> don't worry comrade all this '' economic surplus'' is your to keep!
> jizz deep in his mouth while he starts crying like a kulak who just lost his farm and is being sent to Syberia
> punch him one more time for good luck
> wipe my dick on his shirt and thank him for his stahanovist effort

I'd be a big guy for him but they'd only expect one of us in the wreckage

I'm a little sad that you think I'm a schizo. I just used the fags and niggers line as a quick reference to bullshit social-temporal/""""""moral""""" issues that literally do nothing to the bottom line and instead allow you, the fucking retarded voter, to channel their internal moral insecurities into a candidate who will tell you, "Yes, your notions of the world are correct."

Sure, you can say the same about my appreciation of Bernie but, I like the idea of drinkable water since I can't teach my children any traditions if they're so congenitally retarded from the lead in the water, the only thing nearest to a tradition I can teach them is shitting in a toilet-- well, I consider that a moral issue I'd like defended.

Being around only goys is amazing, wtf are you talking about.

As a trump supporter I would poop in my hands then smear it all over his jew kike face.

Spoken like a room temperature IQ socialist.

that guy in front I know I've seen him..

oh yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=A2obPIhol4o

He is trying to give you anxiety through vibration until you begin to mimick he is not scared I think they take some kind of drug where they don’t get scared

No refunds.

More seriously though, he probably got upgraded. Domestic flights are really easy to get upgraded on because for flights less than 3 hours most people won't actually pay for first class. You can tell its domestic because of how shitty the seats are.

>Why would Bernie get upgraded?
Because he has to fly a lot to go campaign events, and it racks up quickly. If you're gold status with most airlines, and doing something like Burlington to Boston and you don't get upgraded, it's kinda weird.

Nobody fucking cares, he’s literally a senator. You should be surprised if he DOESNT fly first class, especially since most other people like him fly private.

was Bernies face just a reaction to the fart ?

I'd shit talk Socialism the whole flight and shame Bernie for being a multimillionaire with 3 houses. I'd also tell the stewardess "no refunds" every time she brings Bernie another champagne

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I would calmly ask if hes trolling or firmly believes its winnable

The only cities that don't have drinkable water are run by niggers. Now that commiefornia is being taking over by spics the power grid is starting to fail. What a fucking coincidence.

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in his defense who wouldn't be goncerned

Why doesn't he just fly charter like everyone else?

OP, is that you in the picture ? Nice beard

I live in Texas and Edwards aquifer is under threat due to the excessive mining done in the north and multiple counties northwest of us have been fucked due to aluminum and heavy metal processing, man. I can't say it's particularly fair to say it's run by the niggers unless we're just going to plop Texans in that bucket now too.

kek

Do enough people work for him to make it worth doing?

I'll introduce myself and I wouldn't care that he was in first class. He flies so much he probably gets upgraded on every flight, even if he buys a coach ticket. That's how it works.

BASED

Yo, Little Bernie

Based and commune pilled.

>like a kulak who just lost his farm

Audibly kekd

Sounds like someone’s from a place that he already tried communism.

and get kicked out and booed by the whole plane

do rapefugees in Romania get Internet Access now ?

Pull down my pants and brap at him as hard as I physically can while recording it for my personal website Bigblackbraps.com and then return back to my seat

put me in the screenshot reddit

Jews are naturally anxious and uptight. You can set them into neurosis by being overly fake nice to them and casually working into conversation that you never heard about holocaust, and saying that you don't believe it happened. They loose their shit.

Uhhh...based check?

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Get him to bite the arm rest then stamp on the back of his head whilst shouting you fucked with the wrong capitalist now.

god damn youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=4QlTvf_6Snk

posting because you have to sign in....

Aye aye gentlemen.

Absolutely based. This is why the commie fears the gypsy

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Not gonna defend communism, but what happens in Burgerland is way more retarded
> FED prints and throws 1.5 trillion dollars in the market in order to bail out some jewish companies, and the american taxpayer has to foot the bill.
> oh, and the Dow Jones index is still collapsing, lmao

Based Chabad Headquarters digits 770 NYC

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>I am... once again... asking for your monetary support
the guy got kicked out of a commune for being too lazy. why do you think?

end the fed.

Now THATS what I call America first

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hit him with this

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/770_Eastern_Parkway