PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - I'VE GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE TUCK EDITION /ptg/

>lol just facetime your doctor bro
what a half-assed solution

>we should expose the (((coronavirus)))
TUCKER NO!

boycott china

the left won't be happy until Trump declares martial law

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ban handshakes

Fuck eastern bow like what Nancy suggested
Only Roman salutes for everyone

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inb4
>hur dur I took a shit this morning
>that means I will take 10,000 shits tomorrow

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>do exactly what cause the housing crash of 2008
>Mudede

Only a nig would suggest something this dumb.

>*COOFS* hard all over this thread
nothing personal kid

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We almost are. Three counties are out of school through April 24, gatherings of over 250 people are banned, and the state's major employers are mandating remote work where possible.