PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - I'VE GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE TUCK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump bilat w/Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
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youtu.be/lyVdRKA-UVQ
>Pres Trump welcomes Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
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>VP Pence on F&F 3/12/20
youtu.be/AcwCz77_be0
>VP Pence on CBSThisMorning 3/12/20
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>VP Pence on GMA 3/12/20
youtu.be/ftnXZg35xrk
>VP Pence on TODAY 3/12/20
youtu.be/Zk4L0kXL0tE
>VP Pence on (((FakeNews))) 3/12/20
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>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/12/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci outside WH 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470338-1/
>USAmb2UN Craft @UNSC on Yemen 3/12/20
youtu.be/Uz6OQ7V7nT0
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/12/20
youtu.be/LdmMBD1DD08
>Trump2020CommsDir Murtaugh on HughHewittShow 3/12/20
youtu.be/s_8Na1SD21c
>Pres Trump Oh Fuck Oh No 3/11/20
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>Pres Trump Addresses Nation on Corona-chan 3/11/20
c-span.org/video/?470284-1/
youtu.be/6a1Mdq8-_wo
>Pres Trump meets w/Big Bank CEOs 3/11/20
c-span.org/video/?470278-1/
youtu.be/l7VgIzBAkOU
>VP Pence Interview w/C-SPAN 3/11/20
c-span.org/video/?470241-1/
>Don Jr on HardFactorNews 3/11/20
youtu.be/8H2eQPdbyBI?t=1315

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MAGA

STOP THE PAYMENTS GOYIM

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>Bow in an Eastern style
"No."

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MAGA

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RESHORE ALL MANUFACTURING AND REINVIGORATE DOMESTIC AMERICAN PRODUCTION

I AM OUT OF A RELAXING SHOWER AND I STILL HATE OFFSHORING!
WHAT IS THIS, NIGHTTIME IN NIGERIA? LOOK AT ALL OF THESE NIGGERS! STOP ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER AND BE PRODUCTIVE.

If I am able to explain to my mom the resulting damage to our country from offshoring our production, and get her to agree with me that relying on China for 96% of our nation's antibiotic supplies is fucking retarded, then you ought to do it too.

I don't quite agree with her saying chinks are all greedy, but I do agree with her when she says she's seen them trying to make a dollar out of fifteen cents.

Call your or other people's representatives and senators at state and federal level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind.

>The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that
>THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE
But clogged phone lines? That get forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY FUCKING CONGRESSNIGGER.

THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME RETARDS CALLING YOU RAYCISS
>THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME RETARDS CALLING YOU RAYCISS

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MAGA

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IT'S EXPONENTIAL, WASHINGTON STATE SHOULD BE ON LOCKDOWN HUBEI STYLE RIGHT NOW!

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

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Reminder that it is just a flu

> The first case of someone in China suffering from Covid-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, can be traced back to November 17, according to government data seen by the South China Morning Post.
>Chinese authorities have so far identified at least 266 people who were infected last year, all of whom came under medical surveillance at some point.
>Some of the cases were likely backdated after health authorities had tested specimens taken from suspected patients.
>Interviews with whistle-blowers from the medical community suggest Chinese doctors only realised they were dealing with a new disease in late December.

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>lol just facetime your doctor bro
what a half-assed solution

>we should expose the (((coronavirus)))
TUCKER NO!

boycott china

the left won't be happy until Trump declares martial law

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ban handshakes

Fuck eastern bow like what Nancy suggested
Only Roman salutes for everyone

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inb4
>hur dur I took a shit this morning
>that means I will take 10,000 shits tomorrow

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>do exactly what cause the housing crash of 2008
>Mudede

Only a nig would suggest something this dumb.

>*COOFS* hard all over this thread
nothing personal kid

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We almost are. Three counties are out of school through April 24, gatherings of over 250 people are banned, and the state's major employers are mandating remote work where possible.

hugh hefner spent the majority of his life unable to finish with a woman because of his degenerate early lifestyle choices

MIGA 2020

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>axes too small to read

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The worst thing about corona is fucking hearing about it every day

Fuck off, coronashill.
The exponential theory has already been discredited see: Nothingburger.

>Donald Trump says a travel ban WITHIN the US is 'possible' if the coronavirus outbreak 'gets too hot' or 'if somebody gets a little bit out of control'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8107203/Donald-Trump-says-domestic-travel-ban-possible-coronavirus-gets-hot-certain-areas.html
lockdown is coming. maybe this will give him time to develop his miracle ADE-proof vaccine.

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TUCKER NAMING NAMES:

32 US deaths! 32! Fake news is fake.

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And they won't be happy after that either, albeit for different reasons.

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>ban handshakes
The time is now for the roman salute.

43% is better than I thought, especially with everyone piling on

>CRASHING YOUR SECOND TERM WITH NO SURVIVORS

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Unironically this. So tired of it.

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Wow. So deadly

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youtube.com/watch?v=y2j1tb-6ENI
would be fun to brainstorm how to crack these, especially publicly on twitter where the rich cunts can see

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>ITS A FLU
>NO DEATHS IN AMERICA
based zion don and his uneducated supporters looking like complete fools yet again

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>mar 9
>43%
wait till they check their 401ks

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This. Please God, it's time for a new story.

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>virgin fed vs chad dow

For the media literally painting him as the sole responsible party for the damn thing, I'm surprised it isn't lower.

i don't think anyone is adopting the hitler salute

I, too, am announcing a self quarantine.

Interesting choice of image. I remember how lewd that show was.

Why do left leaning people care about stock markets and blame Trump for the fall when they don't believe in "trickle down"?

>those pants

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>Xenophobia Can Save Your Life
youtube.com/watch?v=2AaWoUMmlLQ
based Jared.

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Washington State will be on lockdown when America chooses to invade and retake it from the commie trash ruining the place as it is. Vegan stoner bernie-worshipping eco dog-moms will get the hemp rope.

>the left won't be happy until Trump declares martial law

After which they will immediately compare him to Hitler and tell him to stop spreading fear

>Full martial law is coming

Trump will be king.

mfw

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>43% approve of Trump's handling of Wuhan Flu
Holy fuck and it's from Quinnipiac. One more week until libshits forced to 'pivot' on messaging yet again.

poll.qu.edu/national/release-detail?ReleaseID=3657

>1,100 cases
>in a nation of 327,000,000

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fact, china could not stop coronavirus and it has destroyed it's economy.

If they pull this off could they literally make a vaccine for the common cold?

oof
>ptg the tweet

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BAN ASSAULT HANDSHAKES

I've got one of those, I want the .50 Cal next !

It doubles every 4 days because it's exponential. That means in 4 months, everyone is sick.

can't decide if i like her better with voluminous hair or the more flat straight look

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It is very bad to steal Jobu's rum.
>It is very bad.

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>Shill the post

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there has never been a vaccine for a human coronavirus and there never will be.

Democrats are unironically asking him to do it on twatter.
It's all foreigners and women that don't understand what the 10th amendment is, and what martial law entails.
It's sad, really.

They simply want to hurt his approval rating to give Mumble Joe a chance in November. They've been muttering about "it's the economy stupid" since early 2018 and have been praying for a recession, even if they had to make one up out of thin air.

foxnews.com/entertainment/patricia-arquette-economic-shutdown-gdp

>ptg
Who?

>i don't think anyone is adopting the hitler salute
You can call it the Bellamy salute then if it helps your feefees.

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>(here's how it's actually good)
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Is this how MIGApedes COPE?

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Yas Forums going full Darling ep. 14

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>doesn't have End-of-Days leather bondage pants
not based and not Road Warrior pilled

I heard there were over 11 billion cases in Ohio

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How much does the DNC regret not running a real candidate in 2020?

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>it's exponential
Nothing in real life is exponential you fucking dick cheese.

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dont let them know they stick out bro!

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>all those frogposts
And by frogposts I mean obvious shilling

IVANKA IS A FACE TOUCHER!

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I don't want to shake hands, but I feel too old to be fist bumping people

[USER WAS COOFED FOR THIS POST]

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why is that stoopid cat on the toilet?

The 50 is pretty cool. I'm still wondering when they'll do deagle

Has Yas Forums ever been able to afford to buy its own tendies, or does it remain dependent on parents/government handouts?

This

>PANDEMIC
>DEM PANIC

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>It doubles every 4 days because it's exponential
No it isn't.
Who did you hear this line from, it's obnoxious to keep hearing retards parrot "exponential growth" when it isn't exponential.
It's sublinear growth.

Why don’t you want to shake hands? Did the tv tell you to be scared?

Why are you like this swedebro

Voluminous.

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final answer?

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I never visit Yas Forums, but I love their memes.

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Is the coronavirus going to cause a surge of gun violence in the US?

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My granny trained her kot to shit in a toilet and flush it.

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not sure what you mean...

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Tendies can't be readily converted into crypto so no

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let's start bowing

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>NO NOOOO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MAD AND SCARED! PANIC ALREADY! PANIC YOU STUPID GOYIM!!!!
Best part about scandals in March? Nobody will give a shit by November. You faggots are handing Trump the easiest layup imaginable.

OH SHIT, IT'S A HANNITY FOX NEWS ALERT!!!!

It’s gonna be ok user.

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Voluminous Kellyanne is a radiant angel

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Ramzpaul really went downhill after becoming a Spencerfat.

is corona virus jewish? seems to shut everything down when found out

Until I change it.

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TIME FOR BED ZOOMERS

HERE COMES THE

BOOM
O
O
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>gun violence in the US
We don't have a problem with gun violence, leaf. The problem is nigger violence. In the hands of white people, guns are perfectly safe (except during times of war, when whites chimp out).

>Snownigger doesn't add 10% to any (((polling)))
Sad.

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>When you’re leaving in the morning,
>And your wife gives you a warning,
>She might have found out that you had an affair!
>Later on you’re at your desk,
>And your intern is undressed,
>Your secretary lets you know that your wife is there!

It's alright 'cuz you’re saved by the bust!

>She’s still naked on the floor,
>Your wife is at the door,
>Now you’ll take the first solution you see,
>Looking over the room,
>You feel impending doom,
>Then on your desk you see the face of honest A-B-E!

It's alright 'cuz you’re saved by the bust!

It's alright 'cuz you’re saved by the —
It's alright 'cuz you’re saved by the —

It's alright 'cuz you’re saved by the bust!

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Not a big time Trump guy but kinda hate all politicians anyway. Do y'all actually believe this is a nothingburger? Seems to be getting kinda serious anons

11 gorillion actually.

>Sean Hannity, right now
*click*

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This will at least make us less dependent on China.

youtu.be/4LT_up3ltqo

>liberal media calling it the Wuhan Coronavirus or China’s Coronavirus video montage

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What happens in Ep 14 again?

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>Nothing in real life is exponential
???
several phenomenon IRL are exponential/logarithmic

talking head doctor earlier on Fox said that it will probably be about 50% of the American population becoming infected once preventative measures are used (self isolation, etc.)

Their board-tan is CUTE!

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>It's sublinear growth.
id cia
shoo shoo glow nigger. shill your faggottry else where gas lighting glow in the dark retardation.

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>t. Doesn’t give a fuck that the flu has already killed 20000+

those crab legs look really nasty...

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>my goncern is begoming very deeb XD XDDDDD

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DUDE

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Harambe and Ben Shapiro on the ocean.

>several phenomenon IRL are exponential
Name one.

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I want to learn about manufacturing, what do? fucking unis are worthless.

well I'd be more concerned about the flu if it killed 3000+ people in Italy in like 3 weeks

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BOOM

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also it's "phenomena", pluralized, you fucking tool

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Ichigo blanco dabs on Goblina roja due to MISUNDERSTANDINGS

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my grandma once super glued her cats ass for shiting on her price wining flowers

this is good
no contact and makes me look like a weaboo

decibels

when cat goes poo poo it's makes him feel good

Drumpf, and Joe, at the keetayo

Kek

I’d like to take a poll: of everybody ITT that is scared of corona virus, how many got a flu shot this flu season?

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This is a dumgaycot

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BIG WEDZ

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Nuclear fusion.

I really like the SVT also !

no and no

It all depends on if you can contain/mitigate the current clusters. Travel ban should help but we won't really know until 2-3 more weeks.

>TUCC & DRUMPF TAG-TEAMING ME YESTERDAY STEALING MY SECONDS

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>Do y'all actually believe this is a nothingburger?
Considering I've recovered from things that have 85% mortality rate, yeah, this is an absolute joke to me.

no
>seasonal flu shot
hope you like you're autism, friendo

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>It's not your bad, China
WHAT THE FUCK?

Biology
The number of microorganisms in a culture will increase exponentially until an essential nutrient is exhausted. Typically the first organism splits into two daughter organisms, who then each split to form four, who split to form eight, and so on. Because exponential growth indicates constant growth rate, it is frequently assumed that exponentially growing cells are at a steady-state. However, cells can grow exponentially at a constant rate while remodeling their metabolism and gene expression.[1]
A virus (for example SARS, or smallpox) typically will spread exponentially at first, if no artificial immunization is available. Each infected person can infect multiple new people.

OH NO NO NO NO A VIRUS IS THE SECOND EXAMPLE!!!!!!!

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Maybe they'll add more soon because color variants of the same guns isn't doing it for me

Boy do I love growth curves!

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And then the Left won't be happy because Trump didn't

A) do it earlier
B) do later
C) Spell it Marshall

Whatever their weak excuse, the Left will be unironically so engorged from rage, they will explode into a thousand quivering bleps of hate -filled fatblobs at the siund of hisnvoice for the next four years, because theyre's not a single person I've acutally heard say they support Biden.

Biden's Busted.