/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1974

>I can hear my neighbors upstairs and downstairs coughing

Copenhagen is the new Wuhan mark my words

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Polish military is contacting 4x4 owners. Shit just got real.

>I work at a retail clothing store, I really don't want to go to work anymore
lol why live

>This still isn't in the pastebin/OP
Not gonna make it.

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Should we hate China or Italy for this shit? I know China started this mess but holy fuck, Italy pretty much helped with spreading it worldwide

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HEY FRENS

In the Islamic apocalyptic tradition, the end of the world would be preceded by the release of Gog and Magog, whose destruction by God in a single night would usher in the Day of Resurrection.

> Trump is Gog
> Pope is Magog

Both will die in a single night from Coronavirus.

The leader of the people and the leader of the faith.

irl shitpost

So that we can tell which of you failed to prep by the smell of shit on you.

>it's a lie that kids can't catch it
>they can and they are turning out to be the main vector
I don't fucking understand how people are so retarded. The main point always was that most kids don't get severe symptoms, not that they can't get+spread it. The same dumb argument is used in my country to keep the schools for younger kids open
>haha they barely catch it anyway
>besides we don't want their parents at home cause they're needed at WORK : ) ) )

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Hello /cvg/, I'll be giving a tid bit of info regarding that famous leak. More specifically, I'll be giving a "small" info about the brazilian mutation plan
You see, about 1-2 PM, Brasília time, there was a program in the TV in Globo's channel where they called some doctor or whatever the guy is, guy said basically this
"Brazilians don't need to travel outside, instead, travel inside. See our Northeast (quite a bit of bat population there, even in the capitals), they're clean, low amount of suspects and 0 confirmed. Plus, they have beautiful places to visit and you'd be helping the local economy, so if you gotta tourism, tourism to the North or Northeast"