/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1974

Anons,what are the risk since no countries are burning the corpses like china did? DAmiit

ANSWER ME ANONS

564 GIT

WHEN IS THE CONFERENCE, ARGIEBROS?

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anyone here a retailfag? thinking about calling out, its not worth getting chinky flu to get $7 an hour

Trump dying will be the death blow to the US economy.

who here enjoying the end of the world while shitfaced?

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Is /ptg/ still coping or are they in the acceptance stage yet?

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SOMEONE GIVE ME A LINK OF A NIGGER WITH THIS SHIT.

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Red sun over paradise

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I don't mind China. I want to thank whoever delivered this black swan to this piss earth. If it was China, then from the bottom of my heart, thank you. Bring justice to the abortionists and child tranny creators. End White Genocide with nice, fair, omnicide.

Anyone who disagrees with me is a communist shitslurp and your ribcage is on notice. Wuflu comes for you, and your torso will look like a balloon for defying my beloved Corona-chan.

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Reminder. Coronavirus was predicted 40 years ago.
Reminder. Coronavirus was predicted 40 years ago.
Reminder. Coronavirus was predicted 40 years ago.
Reminder. Coronavirus was predicted 40 years ago.
Reminder. Coronavirus was predicted 40 years ago.
Reminder. Coronavirus was predicted 40 years ago.

Link?

SAUCE and in wich states?

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Cargo transfers are not banned

Why are you dumb fuckers buy all of the toilet paper?

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A big Thank you Kim and thank you Based Korea, praise kek
youtube.com/watch?v=aUwP2cspAFU
>msnbc.com/david-gura/watch/what-happened-to-kim-s-christmas-gift-for-trump-75791941656

mt dew + green apple schnapps, a can of king oscar , as i sit back and watch it all end

Is driving 2 hours out / 2 hours back tomorrow to buy legal weed in a bordering state a good or bad idea in this environment?

So I'm looking at the timeline and numbers for H1N1(Swine flu) in 2009
>In total H1N1 killed 600k people world wide
>by 3 months after patient zero it had infected over 1 million people

I am starting to think that this is internet driven hysteria because everyone is online now, in 2009 a lot of people didn't even use the internet, smart phones didn't exist, social media was pretty much just myspace, and news media was far less click bait hungry

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>Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Implies US Military Brought Coronavirus to Wuhan
Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Implies US Military Brought Coronavirus to Wuhan
>Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Implies US Military Brought Coronavirus to Wuhan
Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Implies US Military Brought Coronavirus to Wuhan
>Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Implies US Military Brought Coronavirus to Wuhan

>SHIT WILL GO DOWN
SHIT WILL GO DOWN
>SHIT WILL GO DOWN
SHIT WILL GO DOWN

thediplomat.com/2020/03/chinese-foreign-ministry-spokesperson-implies-us-military-brought-coronavirus-to-wuhan/

>I can hear my neighbors upstairs and downstairs coughing

Copenhagen is the new Wuhan mark my words

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Polish military is contacting 4x4 owners. Shit just got real.

>I work at a retail clothing store, I really don't want to go to work anymore
lol why live

>This still isn't in the pastebin/OP
Not gonna make it.

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Should we hate China or Italy for this shit? I know China started this mess but holy fuck, Italy pretty much helped with spreading it worldwide

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HEY FRENS

In the Islamic apocalyptic tradition, the end of the world would be preceded by the release of Gog and Magog, whose destruction by God in a single night would usher in the Day of Resurrection.

> Trump is Gog
> Pope is Magog

Both will die in a single night from Coronavirus.

The leader of the people and the leader of the faith.

irl shitpost

So that we can tell which of you failed to prep by the smell of shit on you.

>it's a lie that kids can't catch it
>they can and they are turning out to be the main vector
I don't fucking understand how people are so retarded. The main point always was that most kids don't get severe symptoms, not that they can't get+spread it. The same dumb argument is used in my country to keep the schools for younger kids open
>haha they barely catch it anyway
>besides we don't want their parents at home cause they're needed at WORK : ) ) )

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Hello /cvg/, I'll be giving a tid bit of info regarding that famous leak. More specifically, I'll be giving a "small" info about the brazilian mutation plan
You see, about 1-2 PM, Brasília time, there was a program in the TV in Globo's channel where they called some doctor or whatever the guy is, guy said basically this
"Brazilians don't need to travel outside, instead, travel inside. See our Northeast (quite a bit of bat population there, even in the capitals), they're clean, low amount of suspects and 0 confirmed. Plus, they have beautiful places to visit and you'd be helping the local economy, so if you gotta tourism, tourism to the North or Northeast"

-t. Trumptard boomer who doesn't love Corona-chan.

It's typical China shitposting, like how they blamed other countries for shutting down flights

Rudy Gobert

There's that one basketball nigger that plays for Utah. I forget his name because lol basketball, but he's black as the ace of spades. Easy to confirm. I'm sure there are many such cases!
>Nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=Xy_-7OXophY

Are you ready for the apocalypse? The first plague is upon us

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And people in Madrid still going to bars, cinemas etc...
I wanna live un China now

i'm knocking off work early tomorrow and going to the bar

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Is there any art of Coronachan with a strapon/futa?

>they can and they are turning out to be the main vector
This is plausible, children are mostly asymptomatic but they do shed the virus especially when they have secondary infections.
It's a fact that's been known from the earliest cases but health authorities are still ignoring it

Who cares? You have to be a brainlet to still actively support trump after 4 years of not fulfilling campaign promises, and pivoting back to a centrist Republican platform

twitter.com/KFaulders/status/1238252909906874368

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fucking subhuman chinks

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I hope you'll be that the only american in this general who gonna make it.
Absolutely based.

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When do you guys think chimps start rioting and looting? Military state to wipe out the shit neighborhoods would be nice.

NO. DO NOT COME TO THE NORTH. FUCK YOU, STAY WHERE YOU BELONG IN THE FILTHY METROPOLITAN AREAS, LEAVE THE NORTH OUT OF THIS MOTHERFUCKER

the blame is on the nothingburger retards

Is he still alive, bros?

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I will never paraglyde or do shit in the air after seeing this
youtube.com/watch?v=gCQyKJr6pJA

nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787

is this is? conspiracyfags were right all along?

>Trusting the news
They are purposely downplaying this in an attempt to dispel panic. It's not working because people aren't as dumb as they think. Look at how governments are reacting to this virus and compare that to the numbers. Things are a lot worse than they are telling us.

In a sane world every Chinatown would have been torched by now

>implying zion isn't behind a possible apocalypse
niggaplease.jpeg

will he hang himself or die of COVID first?

Leave your phone at home.

desu I'd rather die than going to the n*rth

Just arrived today. Will this make it safe to leave the house?

rddusa.com/shop/israeli-civilian-gas-mask-adult-with-filter-model-4a1-2

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Sanitary shootgun

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It'll come to you, sooner or later, cabeça chata

He’s French.

young trannies still wont die tho, no matter how much you wish for it - unless they got aids

BREAKING:

jimmy kimmel, colbert, late late show with seph myers to CANCEL SHOWS (NO MORE LIVE TAPINGS)

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He's black.

>t.CCP
Take the VPN off Chang, we saw your instructions on trying to blame the pastabros

if they were that bad surely i would have encounter sick people or heard of someone dying

Where are the WA numbers?
Seattle put some low numbers out today obviously being China...other counties haven't updated their sites nor has the Washington State Health site...
what is going on???

Kids spread it from one another at school then take it home to their 40+ year old parents

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Fucking Christ

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exactly

Things are becoming more tense in California, but people arent in full panic yet. Just stocked up on more rice and beans and other supplies. I think me and my family will be good for a few months. How are things looking in other parts of CA anons?

In Madrid they close schools. All the children playing with their grandparents in the Parks.
Unis are CLOSED, Young people going to parties etc

Its fucked
Fucking insane.
And this just started

China can control corona because It can control people....not in Europe or america

kek

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How is Paraguay bro

My brother works in ER (inb4 dad works at Nintendo):
He said they are getting many people in the ER who suspect they may have this virus.
The local health dept will not allow testing unless admitted to the hospital.
They are testing these people for regular flu, common cold, pneumonia, and some other common respiratory illness, and they are coming up negative for those illnesses.
So then, what do they have? They are sending these people home to self-quarantine.
He said so far the government will only allow one corporation to do the testing. That is supposed to change in a week or so and independent labs will be able to do tests.
He thinks when that happens the number of cases in the bay area will multiply greatly.

>Chinese say virus was in the US all along but covered up as ILI
KEK I think some glowniggers might want to speak to Svenanon

I'm ready

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> Canada is the origin

cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/national-microbiology-lab-scientist-investigation-china-1.5307424

lmao

Excellent OC.

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He’s French and his father is from Guadeloupe Carib. Not a nigger

Stop making fun of Italy!

Fucking stacy is ending MN and the shit winds are blowing. Is this the end TCanobros?

Tuck is on
123news.tv/fox-news-live-stream/

No. His father is from Guadeloupe

Then name another black person

Are we legally allowed to stand our ground in Florida if someone spits on us?

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I'm immune.

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Kek
It‘ll happen
You‘ll see

>Italy pretty much helped with spreading it worldwide
Italy's the #1 tourist destination on the planet, it's no surprise they became an epicenter.

President of Argentian bans flights from USA, Europe and Asia, declares health emergency for a year, bans all mass gatherings. He will speak soon and cancel public transport and universities for 2 months.

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Why would Canada be using Chinese horseshoe bats SL-CoVs as backbone for a pathogen?

>normies suiciding society cause they can't stay inside for 2 weeks
It's sad they're literally publishing articles about "how to stay fit" and "how to not get bored" in those 14 days. Let it all burn down.

How come bitcoin's on freefall?

wasn't this the worst thing to happen? now the virus will mutate for the worst.

Any recent tweets from this boomer?

GUYS GET HIS BLOOD

> schools closed in Lisbon
> thousands of lisboncucks went to the beach

Damn this shit just got sorta real to me. Just came back from the grocery store. It's usually pretty empty at this time of the day and week but now there were a shitton of people, all with cart fulls of bottled water, food and TP. All the huge bags of rice were gone and staples were seriously depleted. Never seen this shit before. Can only imagine what a shitshow Costco is going to be tomorrow.

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We had 4x4's listed for possible future government service in January here. Mine is too old, would not called in in first batch. Shit is real. Also, Emergency Act enacted today in Estonia. We are basically slaves to the state now.

Any livemap???
THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Would love to see videos from this, chinks had it harder to film and leak

North is fine you dumbfucks, lots of kuruminhas. You are thinking in the Northeast, that is really a shithole. Go save the amazon;)

Think about it, just a week ago it was ww3 with Iran. If I could choose it would be that.

WHEN ALBERTO STOPS COOFING

How about no?
We'll make fun of Italy while we can and until our own cities will turn into Milan 2.0

FACTS

Rate of infection is probably at least 100 times confirmed cases across Europe and probably has been for about 6 weeks.

The death rate for this is also much lower than you would assume from looking at confirmed cases and deaths. Majority of people will either be asymptomatic or flu like symptoms for a week.

It doesn't mean this isn't still dangerous as hospitals will still struggle and the economy is about to go to shit but you, reading this post right now, are very unlikely to die from this.

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Are there other boards with notable relevant generals about this ongoing topic?

I don't live alone. What are the risks of catching it if i only go out of my room to shower, take a shit and empty my piss bottles (always cleaning the shower and the toilet seat with bleach beforehand) and to the kitchen to cook some food with gloves and mask on (washing hands before, during and after)?

>coronavirus requires human contact

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Someone please help us

Donald Trump is going to kill us all with his inaction

got to admit, I'm impressed by his stamina

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Sweet thanks for the awesome edit user!

Same. It's one thing to see people react this way on the internet, and another to see it happen in your own hometown with your neighbours.

itll be over in summer
chillout

Also with the amount of people there I wouldn't be surprised if I got coronavirus from lingering air droplets. Didn't talk to anyone directly but didn't wear a mask either. Time will tell

This is not one black swan user, it's at minimum, four.

ARGIEBROS I'M SO FUCKING SCARED IT'S HAPPENING IT'S OVER

The best part.

He is in psychosis

Because you need electricity for bitcoin. Raw metals or chickens have more value in the end of days.

I've been indoors for 10 years. No friends, no acquaintances. Don't play video games. Just post on Yas Forums, listen to music, and do a lot of thinking. If you have no inner dialog it would be brutal

>nCov is going to potentially create a power vacuum / create massive social unrest in many nations.

>We should have maps prepared that indicate where all the sodomites, antifa, and others that need to be coofed on can be found. This way raider anons and infected anons can pay them a visit.

>This house for example in my area (pic from google maps) has an antifa flag in its window right now. I've been sick for awhile and I've coofed all over their door handle.

How will you catch it, user?

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People are literally stealing toilet paper from the dorms and lecture buildings at my university

It's natural selection all the way down. Young and dumb people. Adults who can't control their kids. Elderly who are too ignorant to tell their grandchildren to fuck off.

Fact: Deaths go unreported too, not just infections.

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They'll go inside when the dying starts. Shame it may have to get to that point.

Ohio just said 100,000 confirmed. So yeah. US is probably 5,000,000

How do you know it will mutate for the worse and not for the better?

Shitcoins are no use when everybody's dead

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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My symptoms are getting more severe by the day. I just got off the phone with my doctor's office and they said I cannot be tested no matter how bad my symptoms because I can't say I was directly exposed to a confirmed case.

Now what?

OH NO! your goverment is taking measures to stop the spread like china did and come strong out of it, problaby shifting the balance of power in Europe Eastwards.
Bro, I wish our goverment was totally incompetent and retard like west europe ones.........

>"Argentinos y Argentinos, NO vamos a pagar la deuda t.fernandez

Can someone send him this image: ?

This doesn't even feel real. Our world was boring and stagnant for so long. What strange timeline have the weavers of fate cut loose?

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Didn't he literally just ban flights from Europe?

>North is fine you dumbfucks, lots of kuruminhas
Roraima?

does anyone have any happening meter gifs?

im looking for any from this set, or the original defcon ones.

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how does it move?

% of local transmission?

NBA suspends season. Losing millions! Is it still just a flu bros?

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Yeah if some old person dies and wasn’t already confirmed of having the virus. They’re not gonna test post Mortum

I have a question. Do we have an official age list of the people who died? I need to see the average age of people dying from this

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What are your symptoms exactly? I think I may be a survivor

Are you a praying man, user?

No PUEDEN pagar la deuda...

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SOURCE MOTHERFUCKER
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

2016 started this timeline.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>29 year old women and a 37 year man are in critical condition, almost no hope to save them
>29
We're completely fucked

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I Hope so...
But It need to be contain first.
Hospitals are full
Doctors and nurses arent inmortal
They cant work 24/7
Wuhan was a medium size city, Madrid is a capital

Source?

I'm not american, but the way you commie/globofaggots/libtards are trying to politicize this, which is obviously not Trump's fault, after saying that "it's raycist to close borders to the chinese", is utterly disgusting and I'm hoping even more now that he crushes the pedo in november.

So i'am in home quarantine. My wife is SOR doctor and she had contact with sick peace of shit who "forget to mention" risky contacts.
We have 2x 2yo sons.
We are all fucked, aren't we?
Please, what do anons?

wife got home. some one was showing symptoms at work and had to get told to go home and get tested. I WAS TOO CAREFREE!!!

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Same here. I locked the doors 3days ago and I'm not planning to open it until this shit is over. I have food to last me and my family for at least a month.

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