My boomer parents that ignored my "conspiracy theories" for months are in full panic mode now

Yep, retard coworker told me a couple days ago that “hurr durr I’m sick of hearing about all this virus bullshit.” Today he’s like “wtf they cancelled the college nigger shoesqueak tournament....do you think they’ll like, try to have it again this summer when the virus goes away?”
Sure mike, I’m sure they’ll just have it next weekend instead.

>The only way to get a normie off their ass is if you mess with their sportsball.
I hate how true this is

Perfect example of a ‘follower.’ Someone who can’t rationalize a decision until he sees the actions other, more powerful persons/entities are taking

maybe it will be nothing and our fathers will be fine, i'm sorta in the rare middleground on this whole thing, but the situation doesn't seem good. i hope a year from now our dads are fine user. i have no siblings, no kids, no wife and barely a gf, so parents are all i have to live for desu.