My boomer parents that ignored my "conspiracy theories" for months are in full panic mode now

- where do you get your info, son?
- oh it is from neonazi anounimus forum , dad.
-... i am proud of you

Thanks for the new excuse. I previously had no way to cite any of my sources for incoming happenings that sounded insane but actually happened and recently they've been asking where im getting my news from so they can be in the know as well.

65 counts

Mine too. My dad just asked if he could stop by, he dropped off like 15lbs of chicken and 5lbs of hamburger, he has the back of his truck full of shit.
It’s happening.

>Let me get this straight: you think your boomer parents dying is funny?
I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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The funniest thing is that when it happens they suddenly forget you've been warning them all along.

Congrats, now you're both sheep.

>I hope my boomer parents die
100% this faggot is a socialist

Lol same. My mom was even upset with me last month when I stocked up on basic supplies because “you’re giving in to democrat conspiracies!”.

This 100% user.

>I tried to tell her that diabetic and cardiovascular system-compromised people are at risk, and she cut me off to talk about other shit

That's exactly what my diabetic dad did. He literally just sits around watching Tik-Tok, etc videos all day and would rather talk about irrelevant shit like that than literally anything even remotely serious.

Same thing's happening with my parents right now, now that our president just announced the lockdown in our region.

I don't care lol

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>he still lives with his 65 year old parents
fucking kek

THEY ONLY ADVERTISE JEWISH BUSINESSES. THEY DIDN'T INVENT ANYTHING. ITS RACISM.

There are currently Jewish CEOs and founders in every company in this list.

These are only the easily recognizable brands. Jews represent 1% of the population.

CTRL+F to find a business on these wiki pages if youre skeptical.
>sources
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople_in_media
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople_in_finance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople_in_retail

Columbia Picures
20th Century Fox
Paramount
Warner Brothers
Walt Disney
Sony (Chairmen only)
Universal
MGM
Tristar Pictures
Lionsgate
Bad Hat Harry
Motion Picture Association of America
Academy of Motion Picture arts and sciences
New Line Cinema
Miramax
Dreamworks
Hasbro Toys
Toys R Us
Mattel
AMC Theatres
Comcast, DirecTV, and Time Warner
ABC
NBC
MSNBC
FOX
CBS
CNN (HLN as well through CNN)
Spike TV
Netflix
Showtime
USA Network
TMZ
E!
HBO
Discovery (Discovery channel, Animal Planet, Science Channel)
Hanna-Barbera
AMC Networks
Home Shopping Network
Saturday Night Live
Viacom which has BET, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, etc.
QVC
The Food Network
Costco
Macys
Staples
Home Depot
Sears
Family Dollar
Marshalls
Golds Gym
Nu Image
Zumba
Nutrisystem
Slimfast
Hyatt Hotels
Zales
Yellow Cab Company
Revlon

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Creators of OxyContin Purdue Pharma
Rodan + Fields (Proactiv)
Burts Bees
Q-tips (Hold patent)
Victorias Secret
Bath & Body works
Medical Tribune and chairman of Medical Press, Inc.
Urban Decay makeup
Founded NYSE Stock exchange (formerly called American stock exchange)
JPMorgan
Chase Bank
Goldman Sachs
City National bank
XPO Logistics
Ben and Jerrys ice cream
Baskin Robbins
Häagen-Dazs
Snapple
Pabst beer
FIJI water
POM
Monster Energy Drinks
Rockstar Energy Drinks
Starbucks
Mr Coffee
Dunkin Donuts
Chiquita
Mcdonalds (Canada & Russia and meat supplier)
Burger King (Restaurant Brands International)
Tim Hortons (Restaurant Brands International)
Popeyes (Restaurant Brands International)
Tommy Hillfiger
Mens Wearhouse
Calvin Klein
IZOD
GAP
DKNY
GUESS
Levi Strauss
Ralph Lauren
Spanx underwear
American Apparel
Ecko Unlimited Footwear
Reebok
Timberlands
Porsche GmbH
RCA Records
Sony Music
Ariana grande and Justin Biebers managers
Warner Music Group
300-Entertainment
Def Jam
Columbia Records
RIAA Certification board (Decides whats defined as platinum, gold, diamond etc. in record sales)
Atlantic Records
Universal Music Publishing Group
Ruthless Records
Manager of Rolling stones
Republic Records
MCA
Warner Bro studios
CBS Records
Marvel
DC Comics
Pulitzer Prize (invented)
MAD!
New York Times

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Time
Wall street Journal
Mens Fitness
National Enquirer
US Weekly
Globe
Vox
Complex
Verge
Rolling stone
Hudson Reporter
TED Talks
H&R Block
Audible
Facebook
Zynga Games (FarmVille, MafiaWars, Etc.)
Google
DuckDuckGo
Snapchat
Instagram
Vine
Complex
Groupon
23andme
Family Tree DNA
Hotels.com
match.com
Tinder
Getty images
Shutterstock
WhatsApp
Craigslist
eBay
YouTube
Lyft
Yelp
Reddit
Answers.com
Paypal
Groupon
BitTorrent
LinkedIn
Dell and Alienware through dell
Intel
Sandisk
CISCO
Broadcom
Qualcomm
Oracle
Apple (Chairman)
Android
Atari
ZeniMax and Bethesda games
Blizzard

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Carnival Cruises
United Talent Agency
Citigroup
Wholesale Grocers (The largest wholesale grocery supply company in the U.S.)
Sweet N Low
Nathans Hotdogs
Hebrew National
Jacob & Co.
Pandora
Los Angeles Dodgers
Golden State Warriors
Los Angeles Clippers
Miami Heat
Tampa Bay Lightning
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Rays
New York Knicks
New York jets
New York Yankees
New York Giants (49% ownership)
Indiana Pacers
Atlanta Hawks
Detroit Pistons
Carolina Panthers (David Tepper holds ownership)
San Francisco Giants (CEO)
Chicago White Sox
Boston Red Sox
Seattle Mariners
Anaheim Ducks
Manchester United
New England Patriots
Dallas Mavericks
Milwaukee Bucks
Cleveland Browns
Philadelphia 76ers

Remember, there are 2 teams that play in every sports game and that get revenue from said games.
Having only half of the teams in existence is enough to get revenue from every game thats played.

Larry Silverstein owned the world trade center

>source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople

>b-but user.. i can think of plenty of businesses not on this list!
First of all, you need to stop being such a fucking retard. Wake up. Youre being controlled.

Every business thats not on this list has to pay jewish people to advertise their products because nearly every major TV channel and advertising medium in the United States is Jewish owned. Even non-jewish businesses still have to pay the jews every single time if they want to be successful. The Jews have a piece of every pie in America.

How many other businesses are owned by freemasons?

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Comedy is subjective Murray

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The survival rate is 97%. 3% IF you already are unhealthy. You still don't have any valid conspiracy theories. The media is just making people shit themselves.

It feels funny when friends are coming to you for the word

women will always see their children as a non-source fo knowledge, because mothers NEED to see their kids as needing mothers, because kids are the only thing which give a meaning to the life of women, because before having kids,l a woman is just a woman who sleeps around and women really hate to see themselves as sluts. Women can only live if they keep infantilizing their kids, otherwise they just get depressed and fall back to casual sex, which they do post wall with boomer orgies [geezers have high amount of STDs] in their retirement coomunities.

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I just told them I've been snooping around in a Chinese cartoon forum where they anonymously leak government secrets.

It’s just a flu

The panic is not about the mortality rate or virus itself. Its about normies flipping shit, the economy going under, hospitals being flooded that even getting routine care becomes impossible etc

I talked about this with my brother's gf. She work in hospital as lab. She know about viruses. But for her it is more important if bugs in Amazonia live or die. I told her that even if virus would not be deadly, it will still hurt economy. They do not quarantine whole countries because of simple flu.

I’m very surprised he responded poorly to you telling him that he was about to get massively fucked by this virus.

>look it's easy, it's a place where people post an image of a frog and some information and people reply with other images of frogs while calling you an homosexual but this goes on for as long as other people call you homosexual , or than the number of times you've been called a fag surpasses 400. Then it is archived. People reuse the frog images and the homosexual calling manners. See? Not fucking hard.

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Lmfao broooooo I just laughed so hard....im not crazy about telling people about pol but when i red pill somebody they always wanna know where I found out so i tell them from a secret underground website on the darkweb

I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I ever had.

Remind them at every goddamn opportunity that they are goddamn morons. Spit on their graves

>bought a mask back in January
>mom starts freaking out now
>user we need masks!
>I already have my mask
>WHAT WHY DIDN'T YOU GET US ANY?

lol dumb bitch.

Lol this.
It just shows they weren't listening to begin with. It's infuriating but it's nice if you are prepared

Same they are blaming youth for buying soap and hand sanitizer now. Lmao

Holy shit you guys are cringe. imagine running to your parents about every "happening" on this sub.

Convinced my partents to stock up a bit weeks ago, and sell their stocks. Luckily they listened.

Most millenials do. Stfu

Yes. They brought this on themselves.

cool russ fren

Yeah your conspiracy theories really helped. Congrats

my mom and brother were pretty on board. she never denied it but now she sees that the nba is cancelled, told her about italy, etc. and shes starting to buy hygiene supplies while i cover food and water.

based wild redpill poster

My boomer parents still say its a nothingburger despite there being people at their jobs who've been quarantined

Get infected and then "accidentally" get them infected. Chances are they die and you can inherit their stuff!

I know, I know..... how about another joke user?

I'd laugh at some point even if they did die. I told them to stock up, I told them that it was a happening back in December. They treated me stereotypically and my brother worse.

Then the news has no choice but to actually report and they're still treating it like a nothing burger and get visibly upset when I bring it up because the last thing they ever want to admit to themselves was that I was fucking right. Yet when they believe it'll get something they want out of me, they'll claim I'm so smart and bright. Funny how when it counts they never listen.

So yea, I can laugh. Plus, those times they gave me the excuse that "we're all gonna die someday anyway" makes it justified as far I'm concerned.

Lol, been trying to wake up my normie boss for two months now. I knew last night when they suspended the rest of the NBA season he’d have a change of heart. I came in to work this morning and boss goes “user, I think we need to sterilize this whole place, give it a good bleaching, this corona thing is getting out of hand...” The only way to get a normie off their ass is if you mess with their sportsball. He told me he sent his wife to the store for supplies today. Of course at this point, there’s no TP, paper towels, cleaning supplies, etc. There’s still some bleach, which he told her to get but she bought organic lavender mint oil or some shit instead because “muh essential oils”.

THIS

I wouldn't go this far though. However, I would go into a synagogue saying Shalom brother while shaking hands with everyone have I lightly jogged there to get some perspiration and blood running to help spread it faster, but just light enough that I'm not visibly sweating.

>The only way to get a normie off their ass is if you mess with their sportsball.
So true, last week I was at my barbers' and it was full of "NORF" kind of people literally screaming about the gubment shutting down football

>Most millenials do
>Most
source from within the last 2 years? soillinneals are 24/25 - 39/40. most are in their 30s, which is middle age

you wont be laughing in the world where whites are 30% and browns are 70% and they claim whites created the coronu and were all evil

thats the future when all these white boomers are gone

just went to buy booze for the preps and the supermarket was full of people emptying shelves,,

THE MEDIA BARRIER HAS BROKEN AND PANIC HAS STARTED

oh' the boner I had when I saw this and have prepped since the news about chinese mobile crematoriums

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Boomers are privileged and believe nothing could possibly go wrong with their perfect lives.

Nice synopsis fag

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my dad is so convinced its a nothing burger he's purposely booking flights and he never travels, went back to work part-time at a school, and he's 71 years old...nam vet, cancer surivior, i get the tough guy mentality but wtf man he's lost his mind

Pneumonia is how all flus kill people. It literally IS "just" a flu, the only difference will be a worse than normal flu season. Instead of 500k dead it will probably be 1mill+.

Don't know why people have to be so black and white about coronavirus, like it's either nothing at all or the apocalypse. Thousands and thousands of people have already caught it and are completely fine now. Chances are by the summer we will have forgotten about it.

You’re a miserable ingrate. Have fun praying for the destruction of your family. Not like that’s part of the communist plan or anything...

This. My dad is going out of his way to "proove" it's a nothing burger. He's 65 and he travelled to Thailand because there are no tourists. Mad lad

Yes, you are correct.
Remember, the answer to most things is the media.
Journalists need to earn.
A bad flu becomes the apocalypse. Naive countries collapse. Because of journalists.

Yep, retard coworker told me a couple days ago that “hurr durr I’m sick of hearing about all this virus bullshit.” Today he’s like “wtf they cancelled the college nigger shoesqueak tournament....do you think they’ll like, try to have it again this summer when the virus goes away?”
Sure mike, I’m sure they’ll just have it next weekend instead.

>The only way to get a normie off their ass is if you mess with their sportsball.
I hate how true this is

Perfect example of a ‘follower.’ Someone who can’t rationalize a decision until he sees the actions other, more powerful persons/entities are taking

maybe it will be nothing and our fathers will be fine, i'm sorta in the rare middleground on this whole thing, but the situation doesn't seem good. i hope a year from now our dads are fine user. i have no siblings, no kids, no wife and barely a gf, so parents are all i have to live for desu.