/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1945 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

He's turned out to be the biggest cuck on Twitter. Look at that smug face.

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STREAM OF INCREASINGLY NERVOUS TV MAN OF DOWJONES HERE

>tfw about to graduate
>about to have stable income
>been thinking of buying in to the stock market
>but think of this imaginary pattern of a stock market crash every 10 years
>we are alreoady overdue from the last crash
>muh flat yield curve n shit
>friends making profit
>still too nervous to buy in

>later
>the crash actually happens due to chinese eating fucking bats
>tfw didn't buy in yet and didnt' lose anything
>thank you autistic imaginary pattern.

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Germany is predicting 70 million infected - seems a little high. Here are the current numbers. Only 4 dead and 9 in serious condition for a current mortality rate of .2% and .6%.

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FUCKING NIGGERS!

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plague: 10% deathrate when treated
coronavirus in italy currently:44% dethrate when treated

AHHHHH
this shit is WORSE THAN THE LITERAL PLAGUE!

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Yea, don't worry about it! Just a flu, goy.

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cnn.com/2020/03/11/entertainment/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-coronavirus/index.html

That's a bridge too far, Coronachan. He's a god damn national treasure.

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