/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1945 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

He's turned out to be the biggest cuck on Twitter. Look at that smug face.

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livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html
>livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html
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STREAM OF INCREASINGLY NERVOUS TV MAN OF DOWJONES HERE

>tfw about to graduate
>about to have stable income
>been thinking of buying in to the stock market
>but think of this imaginary pattern of a stock market crash every 10 years
>we are alreoady overdue from the last crash
>muh flat yield curve n shit
>friends making profit
>still too nervous to buy in

>later
>the crash actually happens due to chinese eating fucking bats
>tfw didn't buy in yet and didnt' lose anything
>thank you autistic imaginary pattern.

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Germany is predicting 70 million infected - seems a little high. Here are the current numbers. Only 4 dead and 9 in serious condition for a current mortality rate of .2% and .6%.

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FUCKING NIGGERS!

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plague: 10% deathrate when treated
coronavirus in italy currently:44% dethrate when treated

AHHHHH
this shit is WORSE THAN THE LITERAL PLAGUE!

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Yea, don't worry about it! Just a flu, goy.

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cnn.com/2020/03/11/entertainment/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-coronavirus/index.html

That's a bridge too far, Coronachan. He's a god damn national treasure.

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BUY THE DIP
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WORLD IS DOOMED

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>118 cases in berlin
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>118 cases in berlin
It's accelerating. Public shutdown next week, lockdown in two weeks, anarchy in four.

JUST WALK AWAY FROM THE TP AND THE HORROR WILL END

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> lose 7%, gain 4% next day, lose 7% more the next day
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Going to the doctor today to ask for a heap of prescription meds, guess I'll ask them how concerned they are about all this. I think they'll be surprisingly honest if the receptionists are anything to go by. They were cracking jokes while I was booking the appointment, like it was either that or let the panic set in.
Could be interesting.

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Here. Here. This is all I have, I swear!

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NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE FUCKING PUMPING HARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU CAN'T PUMP FOREVER FEDS

autists are the highest step of human evolution, they are civilisational battleforms able to decide wars and the fate of whole nations.

twitter.com/biobioenglish/status/1238106566785630208

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>been feeling powerless and tired for 5-ish days
>cold waves every now and then for said 5 days
>dry cough for 3 days
>been sweating more than normally for last few days
I don't own thermometer to check if I have fever.

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Tranny shills made this thread to try to ruin Trump. Buy the dip faggots

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i hope this shit hits berlin like extra extra hard. cleanse that shithole cleanse it

wsj.com/articles/its-almost-dow-20000-wheres-the-party-where-are-the-hats-1481739537

New Paper is released:
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.05.20030502v1

Conclusions: The present study shows that COVID-19 can often present as a common cold-like illness. SARS-CoV-2 can actively replicate in the upper respiratory tract, and is shed for a prolonged time after symptoms end, including in stool. These findings suggest adjustments of current case definitions and re-evaluation of the prospects of outbreak containment.

Again confirmed, once infected, always infected.
upper respiratory tract has very high viral load too.
One cough or sneeze, you're done. (6.76x10E5 virus copies per swab).
Transmission doesn't matter about if you have symptoms.

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>For prescription meds
user you maybe giving them an idea, then again, it is always better to have some extra meds on stock rather than panicking later. Maybe some of them may take your appointment as some sort of sign to finally take things seriously or just treat it off some joke. Who knows.

First case in North Dakota confirmed. Montana's fall imminent.
kxnet.com/news/top-stories/first-case-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-north-dakota/

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Kim Jong-un 'Flees Pyongyang over Coronavirus'

english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2020/03/11/2020031102055.html

Coup d'état INCOMING

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>was

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General practice? That's not surprising. If you're not dealing with ICU, ER, infectious diseases, etc. then they're likely not the "frontline" HCWs that'll be handling this. I wouldn't be surprised if high-stress jobs like the ones I mentioned have a black sense of humor, though.

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Post your face, now that shit is actually happening
Umm hello waiter, I thought you said this was a nothingburger

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South Korea has drive thru test and result in 3 hours

UK drive thru testing , 10 000 a day results in hrs

3/11/20 America has tested less then 5000 ,Yuge amount of test coming this week? or next , Bazillions even. Many many test coming soon

testing is free worldwide or at the most costing only 30 HKD (about 5 USD , US companys still in meetings deciding the price to charge Merikans

>hehe
>money printer go brrrrr

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Next two elections cancelled.

Some hospitals starting to close down for people with non-serious conditions.

First death today.

Chancellor said he's expecting 10000 cases soon.

My food supplies will last for 2 months at best. Good bye frens.

>nobody beats the snake

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is it me or he's starting to backtrack

like 3 days ago he was "Coronavirus is a democrat fraud to hurt Trump", now he's like "ok coronavirus isn't that bad just overhyped".

My stupid fucking government still won't shut down the fucking schools.

remember when people said "it's just the flu"

confirmed infections in Europe have risen to 23,339 with 951 deaths

British Health minister Nadine Dorries tests positive

Many world leaders already infected and some have died in Iran

Italy confirms nearly 200 people died from coronavirus in 24 hours

10% of World population quarantined

4 countries completly shut down

America bans all Europe , Iranian and China travellers

America brings Military in to New York to help with the quarantine

Tom Hanks Says He Has Coronavirus

Gomorrah actor pleads for help after being trapped with his sister's dead body for 36 hours while quarantined over coronavirus in Italy

NBA suspends season indefinitely after Utah Jazz player tests positive for coronavirus

California governor calls for all public gatherings to be canceled
Corona-chan remembers.

>Buy the dip faggots
not yet

Wait until US markets dip below obama-era levels, at least. They're tanking the stock markets to take away Trump's economics talking points.

MANILA ON LOCKDOWN

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a man of taste I see

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MORE MONEY ON DEFENSE FUCK HOSPITALS
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY

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my fucking wedding is tomorrow and people are cancelling because of this shit.

Also i highly doubt i'll even be able to go on my honeymoon now.

Thanks China you fucking scum of the earth

RUH ROW RAGGY

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>believing anything that comes out of China
This fucking retarded boomer

Maybe I'll find an affordable apartment then. Might just buy a city block for two rolls of toilet paper.

>away for a few hours and during that time Finland's cases almost double
Oh shit

HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN STOCKHOLM ALREADY COLLAPSING

HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN STOCKHOLM ALREADY COLLAPSING

HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN STOCKHOLM ALREADY COLLAPSING

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SHORTAGE OF MASKS, HAND SANITIZERS AND CLOTHING.
SITUATION LIKENED TO A ”MILITARY ATTACK”.

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REEE MY PRICERINOS WILL SKYROCKTERINO

Feeling pretty comfy now that it's practically confirmed that nordics genetically can't be killed by the virus :)
Enjoy your deaths, rest of the world haha

that's what you get for getting married, dumbass

which one of you is this

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Pulse rate rises by 10 bpm for every 1°C rise in core body temperature. The normal Pulse rate varies between 60-90 bpm. So if your normal resting Pulse rate is 60 bpm, a rate of 80 bpm could mean your core body temperature is 2°C above normal.

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>Again confirmed
Do you have more sources?

Where is the best place to find hand sanitizer currently

because of the coronavirus I understand now why stupid shit like the Bible and Co. spread around the world, humans are buttfucking retarded idiots that will believe and panic about any imaginary danger

But it only kills when it gets into your lower respiratory tract......

UK will be annihilated.

>They won't test you unless you have confirmed contact with a confirmed case.

>They won't confirm a case unless they test for it.

As you can see by the time a case is confirmed (if ever) it will have been spread to hundreds of others, if not thousands.

I'm willing to put money on hundreds of thousands of people having Corona right now in the UK.

There will be a lot of death. Not only from the illness but from the NHS being overwhelmed, this will happen within the next month.

Government thus far has been literally;

>Wash hands, nothing is closed, carry on

It's over.

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Tom Hanks Says He Has Coronavirus

The actor said he and his wife, Rita Wilson, had tested positive while in Australia

nytimes.com/2020/03/11/business/media/tom-hanks-coronavirus.html
The couple's son Chet Hanks Holy shit , check out his chest tats on left The caduceus, corona virus

i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/03/12/03/25866990-8102785-image-a-73_1583982626254.jpg

>To keep my sister alive, I tried to give her mouth to mouth resuscitation and no one cared, no one is calling me

Gomorrah actor pleads for help after being trapped with his sister's dead body for 36 hours while quarantined over coronavirus in Italy

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8100479/Gomorra-actor-pleads-help-trapped-sisters-dead-body.html
Italy confirms nearly 200 people died from coronavirus in 24 hours: report

thehill.com/policy/healthcare/487124-italy-confirms-nearly-200-people-died-from-coronavirus-in-24-hours-report

Here before corona gets me

Community spread in Hungary confirmed-

Why does she have a 1000 mile stare user :(

found the libtard

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is fake news, ABiasCBN being a retard media again

You can do it.
We believe in you!

nice id
the aryan genes and overall hardiness of our stock

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D. Sen. Maria Cantwell , staffer tests positive for coronavirus

thehill.com/homenews/senate/487162-senate-staffer-tests-positive-for-coronavirus

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=3nTwBF7dM7g

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First celebrity death confirmed.

>nation being replaced by the world
>fuck everyone they can die
Based son of Europe.

>BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
>BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
>BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
>BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
>BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS

>hehe youngster just enjoy the relaxing sound of the printers
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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lol this guy should be raped by the infected, see if he fucking likes what he did then.

she's got the same look on her face as one of those hartley hooligans

You dumb stinks, Kazakhstan still stand strong. We NEVER get infect by beer virus

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RECONFIRMED BY New study coronavirus can survive in the air for several hours

scientists at Princeton University , University of California-Los Angeles and the National Institutes of Health
Federally funded tests conducted by scientists from several major institutions indicated that
coronavirus can survive in the air for several hours
while remaining alive on plastic and other surfaces for up to three days

thehill.com/policy/healthcare/487110-tests-indicate-coronavirus-can-survive-in-the-air

What the fuck is his problem?

Mix it yourself

hahahahahahaha... Long commute in jeepnie or UV is recipe for disaster

user no, you're going to make it. We're all gonna make it

Spanish army setting up temporary hospitals.

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POST YFW THE STOCK MARKET IS DOWN ALMOST 8%!!!!!
>youtube.com/watch?v=Ya1ySdk9Oao

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>Again confirmed, once infected, always infected.
pls no, I refuse to believe

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Actual thread theme
youtu.be/ELrn0mmZnGE

Trying to encourage HAND WASHING is their white supremacy construct , Racist are trying to erase our culture , say no to hand washing, BROWN POWER

I can't wait to see the delicious cope when it becomes obvious to even normies that china was bullshiting the data

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Right now he is the SUPER SPREADER in Australia.

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>DAYS UNTIL MEDICAL SYSTEM IS OVERRUN
updated methodology and country list 12 march 2020
Iceland status: fucked
Italy status: fucked
Norway status: fucked
Denmark status: fucked

>WHO IS NEXT?
Czechia: 3-9 days
Sweden: 3-9 days
Switzerland: 3-9 days

>FULL LIST
Iceland (0-1% IC beds left) (0-1 days)
Norway (0-14% IC beds left) (0-4 days)
Denmark (0-17% IC beds left) (0-5 days)
Italy (0-16% IC beds left) (0-5 days)
Czechia (3-23% IC beds left) (3-9 days)
Sweden (3-23% IC beds left) (3-9 days)
Switzerland (3-23% IC beds left) (3-9 days)
Spain (5-25% IC beds left) (5-11 days)
Slovenia (6-26% IC beds left) (6-12 days)
France (7-27% IC beds left) (7-14 days)
Netherlands (6-26% IC beds left) (7-13 days)
Finland (8-28% IC beds left) (10-16 days)
Austria (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Belgium (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Greece (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Ireland (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Portugal (8-28% IC beds left) (12-18 days)
Andorra (9-29% IC beds left) (13-19 days)
Estonia (9-29% IC beds left) (14-20 days)
United Kingdom (9-29% IC beds left) (14-20 days)
Germany (9-29% IC beds left) (15-21 days)
Latvia (9-29% IC beds left) (18-24 days)
Croatia (9-29% IC beds left) (20-26 days)
Luxembourg (9-29% IC beds left) (21-27 days)
Slovakia (9-29% IC beds left) (23-29 days)
Poland (9-29% IC beds left) (24-30 days)
Hungary (9-29% IC beds left) (26-32 days)
Romania (9-29% IC beds left) (26-32 days)
Lithuania (9-29% IC beds left) (31-37 days)

>WHY CARE ABOUT IC BEDS
The biggest concern right now is not the current CFR, but what the CFR will be when medical systems get overrun.
About 10% of infections need an IC bed and assisted breathing. If those IC beds and breathing machines run out, we have a serious problem and the CFR may shoot up.

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This guy better not delete his Twitter after it all goes to shit in the US lolol. We need a record so we can have a free supply of laughs in the apocalypse.

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More like my zero key go pinggggggg

he's still in the "nothing burger" mindset

UK +134 cases

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Has /cvg/ figured out why Europe is getting hit as hard as Wuhan and most of China?
Does it have to do with the strains of the virus?

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>METHODOLOGY
We use a median IC stay of 10 days.
We assume 10% of infected need IC.
We use a growth factor of 1.2.

Demand for IC beds : D = .1 * (# infections (today)) - .1 * (# infections (today - 10))
# days until overrun = CEIL((log((total IC beds) * (1 - % of IC beds taken)) - log(D))/log(growth factor))

We compute a best and "worst" case.
The best case is 70% of IC beds are already taken.
The worst case is 90% are taken.
(These estimates are very conservative, and in many countries the "worst" case is actually reality.)

For example, in the Netherlands we have between 9 and 15 days until every ICU spot with a mechanical ventilation unit is taken and we run into serious problems trying to keep people alive.

I will keep updating these numbers.
I try to keep this post as clear and concise as possible.
For sources, comments and suggestions, please email: [email protected]
Thank you

Sources:
IC beds: researchgate.net/figure/Numbers-of-critical-care-beds-corrected-for-size-of-population-per-100-000-inhabitants_fig1_229013572
Median IC stay 10 days: jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2761044
10% need IC: esicm.org/covid-19-update-from-our-colleagues-in-northern-italy/

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Bro, we've already reach 9% earlier. They're fucking pamping it now.

fuck

We should screencap all of this shit the politicians have said or (not) done. They should have at the very least shut things down a month ago.

BRAZILBROS

LISTEN TO THIS

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>IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
>IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
>IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
>IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
>IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE
IN THE NEXT 4 MONTHS IN THE CITY OF SÃO PAULO THEY'RE EXPECTING 45K CASES AND 11K IN INTENSIVE CARE

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She kinda looks like a bat tho

The president just declared a state of (health) emergency here bros....

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>kids kindergarten has a case

FUGG

Well, at least my wife stopped calling me crazy

Oh I have to go there every 3 months or so anyway, so they're used to seeing me every now and then. I'm just going to get a bit more than usual so I don't have to go back while shit is really bad.

The weird part is my parents work in healthcare and got snappy at me when I asked if they'd heard anything at work. Guess I asked too early, that was over a month ago. Got the old "the flu kills more every year" talk.
Either way, thank fuck I don't live with them any more. I've already had shit like the Swine Flu because they brought it back from work.

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'Healthcare on brink of collapsing': Doctors share stories from inside the Italy coronavirus quarantine

itv.com/news/2020-03-11/italy-doctors-coronavirus-covid-19-quarantine-milan-health/

And it all started with a meme.

bill mitchell is a fucking retard

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Dutch areas past the phase of suppressing the virus and have gone into a phase of mitigation.

>My stupid fucking government still won't shut down the fucking schools.
Same here. Feels bad man.

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Well i had my doubts but looks like you guys finally have an actual disease related happening this time. I honestly underestimated this because Yas Forums always hypes these random viruses in 3rd world countries but they never reach the US. Well, Corona Chan finally made it happen.

So basically... unless you live in a level 4 biocontainment facility, it’s just a matter of time?

ACCELERATE, COME BABE PICK UP YOUR SPEED

Sweden is at 635 now

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What a piece of shit.

Dutch family spent nine years on a farm 'waiting for end of time' found in secret room - BBC

Published on Oct 16, 2019
NNNNnnnnnnnoooooooo if they had just been left alone for 6 more months they would have lived

youtube.com/watch?v=3-pHQPWt0Sw

NO NOT NEYMAR FUUUUU

I'm sorry for your loss user, I hope you recover from getting married.

NY State prison.

My rest pulse was 46 about year ago when electrocardiogram was taken, but then I needed to be without smoking for 12 hours.
I think I'm going to check that tomorrow morning so I can compare.
Thx for the info.

Fuck off boomer. He was a pedophile
And JFK was a faggot

his twitter is fucking delicious
i can smell the coping desperation and fear through the fucking internet, it's amazing

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EVERYBODY KNOWS SHIT'S FUCKED

1.5 million likely infected in NSW alone

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MY FUCKING INDIAN FUCKING PAJEET FUCKING COWORKERS ARE SICK AND KEEP COOFING BUT THEY WONT STAY HOME BECAUSE OF THEIR FUCKING POOJEET CORPORSTE SLAVE MENTALITY I WANT TO PUKE IM SO FUCKING MAD FUCK MULTICULTURALISM FUCK THIRD WORLDERS FUCK H1B AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME I SWEAR IF I LIVE THROUGH THIS I WILL BE THE MOST RACIST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WORLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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advised to stay home*
literally not enforcing anything cause muh parents have to go to work

This isn't as bad as the seasonal flu, /SFG/ when?
Getting sick of all the happening fags shilling a few deaths

>ywn cuddle Greta in a secluded, well-stocked cabin during the quarantine
JUST

Holy shit, someone has sense somewhere on the planet!

metro.co.uk/2020/03/12/people-coronavirus-italy-refuse-self-isolate-face-murder-charges-12385790/

>Coronavirus patients who refuse to self-isolate face murder charges in Italy

>Anyone showing symptoms of coronavirus in Italy who refuses to self-isolate could face 21 years in prison. Authorities warn that those who come down with a cough, fever or other signs of the deadly Sars-like disease who avoid going into quarantine could risk being charged with attempted murder. The country is struggling to contain the spread of the bug and has confirmed more than 12,000 cases and 827 deaths.

Yes please. Criminalize people who refuse to take necessary precautions when they're sick, but not just here, for ALL contagious diseases. So tired of getting gastro-enteritis because fuckbasket decided they HAD to go to the café.

I work in a hospital and at some point, in the ER, some lady was just walking around, touching everything, shaking hands with everyone. Then we notice she's reaching into her underwear and scratching her asshole. Yeah, fucking gross. Next day, I come in, gastroenteritis epidemic: Lady had it, spread it everywhere. We put her in an isolation room and she started screaming and DEMANDING to keep the door open because "WAAAH IM CLAUSTROPHOBIC I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE HELP." Then when we turned our backs she would sneak out of her room and to go and talk to people WHO WEREN'T EVEN FUCKING SICK. We actually had to assign someone to watch her in her room to make sure she didn't sneak out.

3 fucking people died from that epidemic. And she got off scot free. And she didn't even have anything else. She literally came to the hospital, spread her disease and killed 3 people and didn't get charged with anything.

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>NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
That... that’s older than the USA itself
Fuuuuuuuuuuu

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Fuck off shill. The economy is booming under Trump

Any broers watching the press conference? I'm at work but want to know if we're fucked.

when you cover all your body in plastic except for your hands and face.
We aren't gonna make it.

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You sound like the guy in OP's pic

Predictions for the US?

why do I have to see this dude's tweets in every thread, it's getting annoying

He has now moved into the bargaining stage.

One of the cases was in a refugee home. Corona refugee import confirmed. They're going to spread it everywhere. Close the borders now!

Should I buy all the vitamin C supplements I can get my hands on or it's another meme?

holy kek

HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN STOCKHOLM ALREADY COLLAPSING

HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN STOCKHOLM ALREADY COLLAPSING

HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN STOCKHOLM ALREADY COLLAPSING

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SHORTAGE OF MASKS, HAND SANITIZERS AND CLOTHING.
SITUATION LIKENED TO A ”MILITARY ATTACK”.

Our government is fucking retarded

I knew I should've an heroed last year. Literally lost my job and my gf.

Someone on Yas Forums made a prediction that the turning point will be when celebs start dropping. The argument is normies are most attuned with MSM and celebs and react pretty much only to whatever they say/do/happens to them. Guess we are very soon to find out if he was right.

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herd immunity any day now

Based as fuck

>healthcare system colllapse
This is the biggest issue. I finally got my parents to stay away from any crowded places. Just have to get my aunts and uncles on lockdown.

UK +134
Total 590

AHHHHHHHHHHHH our retarded experimental "just wash your hands bro" method isn't working!

any body heard from our user in Réunion Island
he said he was prepped weeks ago and people laughed at him

Madagascar, Mauritius and Reunion Islands

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Kek and his gifts of meme magic are to never be underestimated

Link to tweeter account? I'm in the mood for salty tears.

Why close school when you can just give cash to anyone on welfare and to big business.

Shouldn't have taken those refugees in

she's got 'the look'

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>PH 3 NEW DEATHS
>PH 3 NEW DEATHS
>PH 3 NEW DEATHS
>PH 3 NEW DEATHS
>PH 3 NEW DEATHS

QUICK GO ON VACATION TO USA

>vocaroo.com/BcQenGscGd6
This is truly scary. RIP favela.

14% cases in Guangdong province re-infected themselves.
Wuhan officially require all "recovered" patients to be sent to a different location for another 14 days quarantine.
Recovered patient re-infected, dies.
Search these titles.
Remember, this virus is genetically engineered based on CoVZC45, and is a family friendly virus, designed to infected the whole family, and enjoy the fallout after that.

Europe will be fine. They have millions of Young Male Immigrants raping all their women
Muslims are preparing to take over Europe as coronavirus kills the original people who built it

pewresearch.org/global/2016/08/02/4-asylum-seeker-demography-young-and-male/

pewresearch.org/global/2016/08/02/3-europes-asylum-seeker-flows-uneven-dispersion-across-europe/

lifesitenews.com/opinion/muslims-are-preparing-to-take-over-europe-through-greece-and-the-eu-doesnt-care

i recommend going to Yas Forums its comfy af rn

the time has come.
so i'm here write some really useful exp for everyone.
what is the virus can did?
it can stealth in looks like really health body without cough,fever,but spit virus can make others infected.it unusual but can happens.
how to reduce mask use
uv light(short than 254nm or for aquarium)/sunshine/air dry oven(in 56℃/30mim) can kill mask and continue a part of protect.whatever do not wet it.it will permant break the special fiber in mask.
nothingburger is a great website said lots of about protective wearing.but some advice addtional.
1.gas mask has more success rate to protect you from corona,it has least 2 advantages.first is the filter always dry,totally seprate from you wet breathe,second is studied in jama and niosh report that n95 level facial mask wearing without 3M KT-30 test almost leak some air,even professional doctors can't fixed it without kt-30 kit.why workshop only support 2-5 type gas mask in a company but more than 20 types facial mask?it is key,dude.
2.plant some vegtables is a good idea that make you leave supermarket and grocery.
3.storage some vitamin pills,if you can't shine on sunshine,carrots can't transfer vitamin A.the cod liver oil is a great idea.if you can't have a big garden,vitamin b and C is also needed.
4.if you need try collect rainwater. you silver things in your rainwater box avoid some smell in water and some illness.but i suggest boiled or uv lighted before drinking.
5.the rice in vaccum plastic bag can storage even more 1 year before opened,if you know how to eat rice is useful.

Tell me, was life so great 5 months ago? We need a purge and we got it in a way that means we can neet as the population is culled. Based nature.

pump your wife with 20 kids and stock up on toilet paper YOU WILL BE SAFE!

Whatever you want to call it, (God's Wrath, The Happening, etc) something chilling is taking effect over the Earth. In times of extreme caution due to disease, this video started popping up all of a sudden.

youtube.com/watch?v=to-EjKjfmJU

I looked deeper into the books referenced in this video.

>The Sacred Secretion
>Originally an Egyptian, Greek and Indian known truth.
>The basis of Hermetecism and sexual alchemy.
>The spleen creates a germ every so often and the brain creates fluids
>if you raise your energy by meditating, yoga, relaxing, eating really good and exercising over a 3 day period every month, you will increase your immune system, clean your body and stay healthy and live longer
>The philosophers stone, the pineal gland, the fountain of youth, etc
>the greeks called this secretion "Khristos"
>The Jews are responsible for hiding it

>Genesis 32:30 - So Jacob called the place Peniel, saying, "It is because I saw God face to face, and yet my life was spared."
>Pineal Gland
>33 Rungs to Jacob's ladder = 33 bones of the spine

>Jesus Christ and the 12 apostles
>12 tribes of Israel
>12 signs of the zodiac
>Zodiac = the human body = Adam Kadmon = Adam from Genesis
>12 cranial nerves
>Spleen creates this germ once a month depending on your sun sign and the moon

Are these people on to something?

Hyperdosing vitamin c is a meme. Getting your body well supplied will reduce chance of infection, though. Don't forget your vitamin d supplements.

I'm sure if he can survive on an island for 4 years with only a volleyball for company, a few weeks in solitary isn't going to phase him at all.

For the drugs cirisis or wuflu?

Gonna be able to work from home office coofers won't get me anymore fuck the world motherfuckers

>no guns
>no gas mask
>no bunker
I'm not going to make it.