Aus/pol/ COOFING edition

Australia's cases are much more spread out, you should be looking at when Sydney hits 100

this is literally me

I took one sick day last year when I broke my shoulder, I am fucking pissed I might have to miss afl, I only started using paypass over cash this week because of corona, and I fucking love trains

I would but only have my 30 year old scotch and I'm not opening that until penny wong dies

Hey wheres the gym pill user? You'll be proud man Ive dropped from 130k at the start of January down to 119kg as of today

Quick question for the druggies, is taking speed a reliable way of losing weight? And If I do lose weight on it how do I keep it down instead of it being put when I start eating again? Asking for a friend

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Is anyone else getting impatient for corona to really start happening and eliminate the elderly and feeble and precipitate the collapse of society.
Fuck I want it to kick off hard.

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Thoughts on NRL niggers fucking school age thots?

Yeah probably. Distance has always been our greatest strength - plus that daily commute where there's 1 person per car.
Unlike places where public transport is the norm we already keep ourselves pretty isolated.

look at a log chart of the global infections fool, it's starting to flat line already, charts suggest we'll break 1M globally but not more than that

some cunts will be sitting on a mountain of shit tickets for a while, but at least they'll usr them eventually

Don't worry mate, your night job will start shortly and you won't have time to feel sorry for yourself or reflect upon whence cometh your fate

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>start eating again
Don't