Gday lads
>'Close air borders' experts agree with AUS/POL/
baka.com.au
>Close the borders already Scomo you faggot
dailymail.co.uk
>Krudd shills for china (as usual)
baka.com.au
>Suicide by cop
abc.net.au
>WHO finally call it what it is - a pandemic - too little too late
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>Waman cant handle being cops - should be left in the kitchen
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the bf
the gf
lazy edition baked by me cause no one else would.
I’m in ultimo , in sydney cbd and there are people walking around coofing and sneezing and heaps of people wearing masks. I’ll be okay tho right?
THE DAILY RIDE
the daily ride
I wanna decapitate every woman. Is that normal?
HAPPENING!!!!!!!
Did anyone else just see Frydenberg coof on live TV on 7.30?
The thread is official
the father
the son
the holy spirit
Who drinking tonight?
no bf post yet
i fucked up my meme arrow but meh
enjoy the baked bread fags i gotta gtfo out of this coronachan zone
Amen
Wtf? I though Jews were immune to the Chinese bat flu?
>long day of wage slaving
>currently sitting in the shower with a great northern
who else lowering their JUST levels?
Yes please.
Once it hits 100 confirmed it grows logarithmically and hits x10 every 9 days
>100 on the 11th
>1000 on the 20th
>10000 on the 29th
>100000 on the 7th April
Schnapps
Australia's cases are much more spread out, you should be looking at when Sydney hits 100
this is literally me
I took one sick day last year when I broke my shoulder, I am fucking pissed I might have to miss afl, I only started using paypass over cash this week because of corona, and I fucking love trains
I would but only have my 30 year old scotch and I'm not opening that until penny wong dies
Hey wheres the gym pill user? You'll be proud man Ive dropped from 130k at the start of January down to 119kg as of today
Quick question for the druggies, is taking speed a reliable way of losing weight? And If I do lose weight on it how do I keep it down instead of it being put when I start eating again? Asking for a friend
Is anyone else getting impatient for corona to really start happening and eliminate the elderly and feeble and precipitate the collapse of society.
Fuck I want it to kick off hard.
Thoughts on NRL niggers fucking school age thots?
Yeah probably. Distance has always been our greatest strength - plus that daily commute where there's 1 person per car.
Unlike places where public transport is the norm we already keep ourselves pretty isolated.
look at a log chart of the global infections fool, it's starting to flat line already, charts suggest we'll break 1M globally but not more than that
some cunts will be sitting on a mountain of shit tickets for a while, but at least they'll usr them eventually
Don't worry mate, your night job will start shortly and you won't have time to feel sorry for yourself or reflect upon whence cometh your fate
>start eating again
Don't
I HAVE NO RUM
I NEED RUM
FUCK
patience user. The quick happening burns out before it changes anything.
The slow happening is the one that changes the world.
Niggers gotta nig
look at the nose on that waspjew haha atleast its killing a muslim so not all bad
health.nsw.gov.au
>Infected should wear a surgical mask when around others
NSW is fucked.
The /only/ reliable numbers are worst korea and shitaly. The "flatline" is from China's fake numbers.
Check out this nose
>not hating the government of NSW already
no night job for me tonight, extended beer and shower session instead.
Ugh, its sky rocketing over here. Seattle, Washington is utterly fucked. National guard will be here Friday or monday
only thing this will do is convince more school age thots to send nudes to niggers in the hopes of getting their 5 min of fame.
>once the chaos of the virus ends, remember to leave former thots to die alone and childless.
>Close the borders
No please no.
I promise I'll coof quietly. Let me in!
you're on your own chang
See There's enough niu zulundaz here already
Liberals are drafting legislation to keep borders open in the states
Even Italy's numbers aren't super accurate because they stopped testing and confirming mild cases so now the majority of their cases are already hospitalized skewing their death rate way higher
they wont close the borders they will just let a few boomers die lmao
i saw this really skinny sickly looking blonde white girl today with a mask on
so people like that will die too
that's what aussies get for being GAY
You will lose weight if you take a lot of speed/crack/cocaine/heroin, but the damage you will be doing to your body is significantly worse.
It’s a guaranteed way to lose weight and a lot of money, friends, family, your job - basically everything in your life will turn to shit. It’s not worth it. Just keep hitting the gym and eat healthier.
health.nsw.gov.au
>full face mask is unnecessary
>but medical personnel absolutely need it for protection against the virus
>skinny sickly looking blonde white girl
Did you get her number for me?
(((They))) need them the most.
I've been laughing for the past two days at China's "donation" of surgical equipment to "help" Italy deal with the virus.
I guess Italian politicians don't visit /cvg/ to see all the videos of chinks raiding medical waste bins to recycle the used masks and equipment.
>Implying that countries have the testing capability to get everyone who is in ICU or has a small cough
what is COOFING?
i didnt know you were into anorexia girls soz
mile high club member here.
7/10 English bird with HUGE naturals on a flight to hong kong. literally the tighest best pussy ive ever had.
my most recent flight i chatted up a 8/10 Etihad flight attendant and got her back email
week later had her at my airbnb.
and no im not a chad, 110kg, bit fat t.b.h.
That's retarded.
They're aware that the senate as a majority is pissed at the house right?
those consecutive repeating multiplicative identities have been better slovakia'd by myself.
wise.
>11kg in 10 weeks
Don’t mean to shit on you mate as good on you improving yourself but at 130kg you should have lost at least 20kg in that time just with diet. You obviously have some shit you aren’t cutting out. Take the carnivore pill.
you probably have money from the slave times
nothing is better than bottoming out pumping your load into a short, underweight, pale-skinned, blue-eyed blonde girl's tight pussy
>No money just neeting
>Friends are all druggies
>family i dont want to lose but you know, my mother had a gastric band, a liposuction & part of her guts removed and no one talked her out of it
>what job
Hmm user I dunno you dont make a convincing case
Clown world man. I hope all the libs and celebs get it. Tom Hanks is a corona pioneer. Thanks for taking care of that jew.
>close the air borders
Too little too late. Fucking faggots could've prevented this but nah MUH WASISMS AND POOR FOREIGNERS
Cheers mate
the daily ride
Nsw alone is preparing for 1.5m cases.
they creep me out a bit like id break them with my cock
yeah she was really palid and had a loose dress on so you could see all that sickly skin you would have coomed on the spot
Yea problem is the sugar man its so hard to fucking quit, I dont eat junk food/chocolate/fast food but when it comes to sugar drinks its very hard to drop so I might go see a dietitian on how to stop drinking it
>close the borders
too late mate, its already here and we're still having the f1 in my city because they don't give a shit about people. We're 2 weeks behind Italy.
I got approval to work from home for the next month. I aint going out, see you faggots on the other side
What we know about this coronavirus:
1. Genetically engineered based on CoVZC45
2. Short-term fatality rate outside China is around 4%, 40 times higher than a normal flu
3. More effective on people age 60 years old and above, less effective on young and children
4. Virus is able to pass from mother to new born baby
5. Virus is able to breach Brain Blood Barrier
6. R0 is about 7
7. Virus can be active on surface for about 10 days.
What we're not sure:
1. Possible re-infection. So far this hasn't been determined due to inaccurate of test kits (thus the definition of recovery)
2. Fatality rate in the situation of re-infection
sugar drinks are the worst fucking thing for you drink some water with lemon juice in it man will be better long term as well
far from it
technically right now im a neet
and i was flying economy.
just dress well, be confident, smell nice.
its a game where if you lose, you just leave with what you came with, so really nothing to lose.
Coronavirus Public Exposure Sites in Victoria:
Sunday, March 8
T20 Cricket World Cup Final, Melbourne Cricket Ground, MCC Members Level 2, between 5:15pm and 11:30pm
Myrtle Oval, Macleay Park, North Balwyn between 10:00am and 4:00pm
Ramsden Street Oval, Clifton Hill, between 8:30am and 5:00pm
Virgin Australia flight VA24 from Los Angeles to Melbourne which arrived at 7:00am
Saturday, March 7
Albert Park Hotel between 6:00pm and 10:00pm
South Melbourne Market between 2:00pm and 3:00pm
Coles Waurn Ponds between 1:00pm and 6:00pm
AAMI Park (Rebels vs Lions rugby game) in the evening
Ashburton Park, time unsure
Virgin Australia flight VA24 from Los Angeles to Melbourne, arrived 7:00am
Friday, March 6
Malaysia Airways flight MH0149 from Kuala Lumpur to Melbourne arrived 9:00am
Pho Hung Vuong 2 Vietnamese Restaurant in Richmond between 6:00pm and 7:00pm
Qantas flight QF94 from Los Angeles to Melbourne arrived 9:40am
Coles Waurn Ponds between 8:45am and 10:00am
South Melbourne Market between 8:30am and 10:00am
Emirates flight EK404 from Singapore to Melbourne arrived at 12:15am
Thursday, March 5
Cinema Nova, Carlton, Movie: The Amber Light between 7:30pm and 10:30pm
V/Line train from Southern Cross Station to Geelong departing about 5:40pm
Tuesday, March 3
Wine by Sam in Seymour between 12:30pm and 3:30pm
La Trobe University, Bundoora Campus:
March 3 between 9:00am and 12:00pm
March 4 between 11:00am and 1:00pm
March 5 between 1:00pm and 4:30pm
March 2
Virgin Australia flight VA682 from Perth to Melbourne which arrived at 4:20pm
VLine train from Geelong to Southern Cross departing about 5:40pm
Metro train from Southern Cross to Camberwell departing between 7:00pm and 7:15pm
Toorak Clinic, 575 Malvern Rd, Toorak for patients and staff that attended the clinic any time between March 2 and March 6
United Airlines flight UA0060 from San Francisco to Melbourne arrived 9:30am
Singapore Airlines flight SQ237 from Singapore to Melbourne arrived 10:50am
Our constitution stupidly mans we can’t shut state borders here.
my boomer mum barely even cares, so i guess i wont then, there's no one else i care about
im gonna get a lot of sun on the weekend apparently vitamin d helps you not get it
It sheds 1000xs more than sars cov-1. Meaning a coof or a hand shake from a person infected guarantees infection
HAHAHAHA
Makes sense, prisons can't turn away inmates after all.
you can sort of feel it in your bones if you're gonna lose or not, if you have money for flying you're not very neet
I've been through a few happenings in my time user.
>really got my hopes up for ebola chan, but she's a tease.
>Like a highschool cheerleader
>All the beautiful externals but nothing of substance underneath
>Finally get her home and she's a limp starfish
>he doesn't know what the rabbit proof fence was actually for
Switch to sparkling water that you add lime too.
unsurprising. what was surprising was that they weren't younger. it wouldn't have stopped them.
no worries.
>the absolute state of this website and the lengths you have to go to bypass the bloody word filters
remember to fuck niggers, fuck jews, and especially fuck jannies
The missus catches packed buses to a workplace full of chinks in the Sydney CBD, is she bringing me home some kung flu?
I wouldn't recommend it, druggies lose weight once they become fixated on drugs.
t. addict
going to buy a new surfboard from overseas with the 'stimulus' bonus
thanks scummo
>VLine train from Geelong to Southern Cross departing about 5:40pm
>Metro train from Southern Cross to Camberwell departing between 7:00pm and 7:15pm
hahaha holy fuck wagies are going to be destroyed.
if you've been "energy" drinking (or even just cola) you have to kick not only sugar but caffeine as well.
Buckle up and start drinking black coffee and black tea user. No sugar, no milk.
With or not it’s a real habbening is moot, we are getting a Italy style lock down in two weeks. Get ready now mate.
I've got kids and I've been treating it as a "not burger" the entire time bit now I'm getting worried. I stopped in at chemist warehouse and got 4 bottles of nature's own vitamin A bottles, then went to the local and got the 10KG bag of rice and a shitload of dried lentils and canned beans. Give me a QRD on how worried I should be.
Also fuck all these dumb cunts stacking up on toilet paper like wiping your are of shit (but not even) is a crisis
You know it.
if u have problems with binge eating or feeling really hungry going on a fully raw diet will guarantee u lose weight
Woolworths told staff that they can get time off if the government forces them off for having Wuhan Flu, if confirmed and for a MAXIMUM two weeks. All Morrison talks about is muh economy. Fuck all about doing anything to slow the spread.
When anyone get it through their thick fucking skulls normalfags and aus/pol/ alike. This disease is and has been worldwide for some time, yes that include Israel and it's puppet states. Half the reason why I laughed when the new announced that the Who announced it a global pandemic today.
Drink a full strength beer you pillowbiter
Based WA
>you can sort of feel it in your bones if you're gonna lose or not
its definately all mental
something about flying that puts me in "game" mode
>if you have money for flying you're not very neet
you can fly to the opposite side of the world for $1,000 these days... something anyone coould do once a year if that's what they wanted
Been a wagie and neet. You get a taste of neetdom and wageslavery and realise neither are good. The JUST never goes away.
anyone know if canned food is still available at supermarkets still? last time i went to coles (a few days ago) there was close to zero pasta left. just managed to get a heap of canned food, a few packets of shitty noodles and a portable gas stove, which is all useless anyway because i dont have a gun
thanks for the advice user. We've been ready for years
Is it unAustralian to eat pickled jalapeno slices by the handful?
>no booze
>no eating out
>no flavor
Adherence doesn't seem likely
>Ive dropped from 130k at the start of January down to 119kg
Height?
>sitting in the shower
are you paralytic?
If you have kids you need to be very worried. Two weeks we have full lock down. Bulk buy meat and freeze it now. Ideally using vacuum sealing. You can get one for $50 from aldi.
Fuck me the shitter paper problem is real. Online order arrived with TP marked as out of stock. This is Coles in Hurstville. Notable stock shortages also included soap or bar and pump form, hand sanitiser and tampons and pads. Zero stock
Kek