Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - The Early Worm Catches the Flu Edition

>haha money printer go brrrrr
Fuck

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Need some ... neurosurgery? ;)

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>maybe caress the lathe a bit.
be gentle with her! it's not vodka nigger crap after all! plox send vid... WIF SOUND!

Woke up with the shits and very light sniffles. 99% nothing, but you can feel death closing in on you.

Based brrrroomer

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shoo shoo! I'm still perfectly functional, this is only transitory

>Bitte - nicht so schnell!

Don't worry, I'll be gentle. :)

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Taid's trip got canceled.

half of my coworkers are quarantined

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MIRACLE CANCELED. FULL STEAM AHEAD

I know this feel. At least I have kraut/pol/. Some semblance of normalcy.

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Do Germans give their opinion mere from observation or rather, emotions? Say
>American military and war strategy is CHAOS!