DOW FUTURES TANKS AS OF 1:17 AM BY OVER 800 POINTS

>caring about toilet paper and money in an actual global crisis

The rules have changed you stupid fucking boomers.

our stock market is down over 7%
can't wait to see europe get JUSTed

Panic sell now like the rest of sheeples. Then buy back after 6 months for double the price.

Imagine investing in anything but Crypto after 2008, lmaoing at your existence

This is pragmatically good advice assuming one’s in position to do so

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You’re gay, poor, uneducated, and embarrassing

Dow Futures is a stock market index futures contract traded on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange`s Globex electronic trading platform. Dow Futures is based off the Dow 30 stock index. The Dow 30 is a price-weighted average of 30 significant stocks traded on the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) and the NASDAQ. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Safe bet. Probably by 10

You didn't go to cash before it cratered 20%? Way to go, retard

Lmao. K.

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