DOW FUTURES TANKS AS OF 1:17 AM BY OVER 800 POINTS

cnbc.com/2020/03/11/futures-are-steady-wednesday-night-after-dow-closes-in-bear-market-traders-await-trump.html
>As of 1:50 a.m. ET Thursday, Dow futures were down 904 points
>“Consumers sitting at home and not out spending money because they fear catching the coronavirus is the ultimate negative outcome,” wrote Scott Wren, senior global market strategist at Wells Fargo Investment Institute. “It has been the U.S. consumer who has been driving the recovery bus during this long expansion.”
OH NOOOOOO. NOT MY MATTRESS STUFFING! THE BEAR IS IN THE CAVE, I REPEAT, THE BEAR IS IN THE CAVE.

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>loaded up on SQQQ and TVIX last night
i'm ready

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My credit card has been maxed out. Let it burn!

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BUY THE DIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The bear will leave the cave forever.

it sure is fluctuating a lot these days
it can fall even more tomorrow but also skyrocket
plus or minus ten percent are both possible
no one knows

I have a single share of amazon. should I just hold and ride this out or what?

cnbc.com/2020/03/11/why-millennials-might-not-care-that-the-stock-market-is-crashing.html
>Fewer than a third of young people are saving in a 401(k) retirement plan.
>Not even 1 in 5 millennials has an investment account.
>Wage stagnation is yet another factor working against us. Millennials earn 20% less than baby boomers did at a similar age, according to a recent report, “The Emerging Millennial Wealth Gap,” from nonprofit, nonpartisan think tank New America. Just 60% of millennials in their 20s are considered middle-class today, compared with 70% of baby boomers at that age, the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development found.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DUDE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OH NOOOOOOO NOT THE MARKET!!!!!!!

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