/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1932

Now the real version

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They're just worried about running out during a quarantine. If they really wanted squeaky clean buttholes, they'd already have bidets attached to their toilets. Plus you use a lot less paper when you have one.

Fucking idiots here think that ONE droplet of a sneeze is going to kill you. It doesn’t work like that retards.

Stay inside. Wear a mask if you go outside. Stop wearing fucking hazmat suits to the grocery store.

Someone posted this in one of the first threads and I've been listening to it ever since
youtube.com/watch?v=4MFVhqcRpN4

That's gone from under 50 to 70 in 3 days

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It's too late newfags.

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based and boomerpilled

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retard

>if only you knew how bad things really are

>Stop wearing fucking hazmat suits to the grocery store.
why? it prevents spread of disease and raises awareness.