No bidets in USA Yas Forums? where you goin' to wash your bunghole?

Someone answer this please

Is that a sink?

Fuck it, I'll just look up a youtube video of someone using it.

You shit, waddle over to the bidet, get the temp right, run it over your asshole, use paper to dry off.

Honestly way too much trouble.

You obviously squat. Most able-bodied people have no issue squatting unless they're chair dependent freaks of nature.

Imagine being so fucking gay you'd want to squat over a water fountain.

so you're wetting your whole ass and inner thighs, all while your pants are around your ankles. You waddle over to it, belt buckle jingling and pants sliding across the filthy bathroom floor... the water is contaminated when it touches the shit in your crack and shit water drenches your legs... then you use excessive amounts of paper to dry your wet ass off...
Just take a fucking shower after you shit.
These bidets are not practical in public unless your a dirty fleabag homeless fag because eventually you'll end up at home where you can cleanse yourself adequately...
How many times will you shit in public to the point your ass needs a bird bath?

>Clean is gay
What a closet case.

Never seen one of those in real life. Do you use your hand to slosh around the shit while you use it?

>takes shits that are ass stinging

>shoots a water jet into sore area

how can this be anything but awful?