No bidets in USA Yas Forums? where you goin' to wash your bunghole?

Someone answer this please

Is that a sink?

Fuck it, I'll just look up a youtube video of someone using it.

You shit, waddle over to the bidet, get the temp right, run it over your asshole, use paper to dry off.

Honestly way too much trouble.

You obviously squat. Most able-bodied people have no issue squatting unless they're chair dependent freaks of nature.

Imagine being so fucking gay you'd want to squat over a water fountain.

so you're wetting your whole ass and inner thighs, all while your pants are around your ankles. You waddle over to it, belt buckle jingling and pants sliding across the filthy bathroom floor... the water is contaminated when it touches the shit in your crack and shit water drenches your legs... then you use excessive amounts of paper to dry your wet ass off...
Just take a fucking shower after you shit.
These bidets are not practical in public unless your a dirty fleabag homeless fag because eventually you'll end up at home where you can cleanse yourself adequately...
How many times will you shit in public to the point your ass needs a bird bath?

>Clean is gay
What a closet case.

Never seen one of those in real life. Do you use your hand to slosh around the shit while you use it?

>takes shits that are ass stinging

>shoots a water jet into sore area

how can this be anything but awful?

>no bidets in USA
Disgusting 3rd worlders have never seen toilet paper!

your mom

Paper towels, baby wipes, water, napkins....

Use your brain you domesticated beta faggot

yea but the nossle is pointed straight. does it come out a little so you can aim it at your ass or do you bend over

I use reusable cloth. No need for me to waste money on toilet paper

Well it can't fix your McDiet. But water generally feels better than smearing with dry paper towel.

Wouldn't 3rd worlders be stuck with the 3rd world system?

yes which is why I use baby wipes. Thinking of getting a bidet but I have enough toilet roll for a couple of months at least.

>not letting you dog lick your asshole clean
welcome to the future of hygiene

Detachable shower head.

Terrible idea. They kill your septic or sewer system.

Hang my butt over the tub and use water and my hand. Every time. Every time clean.

nah man i've tried shitting in those things it doesn't go down at all and stinks something awful

1 wipe once with TP
2 wipe once with wet wipes
3 wipe CLEAN with TP
4 ?????
5 PROFIT

Imagine needing to get hosed down like a dog to be clean.

Prove it

lol, look at the stopper bros. It's closed. Why do they save the water? Why don't they just wash the poo down? Why is the nozzle pointed downward, do they use their hands?

Yes, they use their hands.
No, they don't use soap.
They can close the drain to not use as much water, so they dip their hands in the shit soup.
How do they dry? I'll tell you, with a towel they reuse, so a family has a load of shit towels hanging in their bathrooms.
Do they wash babies in there? Yes, as a matter of fact they do.
Yes yes, but surely those things are just at home, and not in for public use? No, they have them all over.

For fucking years I listened to the Eurotrash acting cleaner than Americans, but in reality, they're just as bad as Indians.

bidetbutler.com/why-do-bidets-have-plugs/

>Third, bidets with plugs can also be used domestically as basins for washing babies. When using a bidet in this way, you should fit the plugin the drainage hole and fill the bowl with sufficient water before putting the baby inside the basin. This eliminates the need to keep the faucet running constantly as you clean the baby.

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Garden hose

I just use moist toilet paper. Why the fuck do I need these things when I can get water from the sink that's right next to me?

today.com/series/one-small-thing/are-flushable-wipes-really-flushable-t151945

So, you've never heard of a trash can?
Imagine this if you can.
You have a shit, and then you wipe your shitty ass with TP until the TP comes out without visible shit on it. Then, at that moment, you grab a single wipe to make sure everything is tidy, then toss it into the bin.

its not "mine" it will be the local community septic tanks etc. Idc not my problem!

Yes, I've been to China and other barbarian places.
There are plainly better options.

Yea, it is, honourary-American.

actually based on statistics the american would have a better more hygienic mouth than yours

in what way? they just take a big stick and remove all the bad shit in the septic tanks or whatever? dont they have to clean it anyway? Obviously if everyone was doing it and it was a problem it would be on the local news a lot, never seen anything about it.

Fatbergs don't make for sexy news, and advertisers don't want to be near it.
Sewers are meant to be roughly self cleaning, but double-digit IQ citizens put all kinds of nonsense down there with no regard for the extra cost they're incurring to their community.

what is that piece of shit? it doesn't even warm my cheeks while I shit, shoot oscillating bubbles up my asshole and then air-dry my sparkling clean anus
get a real bidet

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gross so thats how the work. just spash water with your hand and wipe like the indians.
fuck. i just moisten toilet paper in the sink and wipe away then dry with non wet toilet paper.
>never gonna fuck european girls again.

The god fearing straight white american only uses the thickest TP usually in 20 squares per wipe. This is because touching your asshole is ‘gay’. Shooting a jet stream of water is borderline degeneracy and may cause the user to question god’s teachings.
Break it down like this
>the body is a temple
>temple is where worship occurs
>poop is waste
>poop is the devil
The devil clings to your ass crack in order to tempt you into moral degeneracy like indians or physical degeneracy like brides of satan who use the shower to masturbate. By building a 20 square wall of TP, you defend yourself from a life of faggotry and immoral pleasure

>Not taking a shower every time you shit
>shitting more than once a day

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fix those shits first

that’s a funny looking sink hoss

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I use bamboo toilet paper after the bidet sprays me clean. The water is powerful, but not too powerful that it's uncomfortable.

dude you literally got everything wrong. i've been using a bidet, like all italians, for decades and this is the process:

>take a shit
>wipe you ass real good with paper
>sit on the bidet
>don't fucking plug it
>open water
>soap your hand
>soap your ass
>rinse with fresh running water
>repeat soaping process as much as you need
>rinse
>dry your squeaky clean butthole with towel

i think i've never plugged the bidet (or the sink actually) if not to wash it.

>stockpiling tp to use on your ass
>not building massive tp fort inside your house
>not using filtered rain water as a means to flush your asshole
>not defending your tp fort from filthy retards who use 1/8th of the roll for an individual wipe
>not pillaging other people’s tp because a crusty ass is hard to move with
It’s like you guys don’t even want to have fun with the end of days?

you are all so dirty
>waxing your hair ass with wax
>clean yourself with toilet paper
>and then hurry to wash yourself in the shower
the 3 step to be super clean

with a bidet in my bathroom. only poor people dont wash their ass.

Yeah man, the euro style ones require you to wash your shitty ass with your hand and water, just like a poo. I was blown away when I found all this out while trying to use one myself.
Also, think about this, how do you do it? A lot of bidets of this style have a grip on the wall, so you would be facing the controls. How do you manage, while having pants around your ankles to straddle that thing, hold the handle that has god only knows how much shit on it, wet your hands, and then wash your anus? It's fucking impossible.
Euros get all self conscious about it, and claim they also throw soap into the mix. Don't believe their lies.

bidetbutler.com/why-do-bidets-have-plugs/

>Some people prefer to combine the bidet with toilet paper when cleaning themselves after toilet use. You may want to consider dampening some toilet paper with water to wipe yourself first before finishing off with bidet cleaning. Soap is not required and thus is not frequently provided.
>You should also rinse the bidet basin properly with water so that it is clean and hygienic for the next user. Finally, wash your hands in the sink using soap and water as you would ordinarily do after using the toilet.

Did you catch that? Rinse it with some water so it's clean for the next person! I'm about to lose my mind, this is disgusting.

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I have a bidet. Every civilized person does

We do have a Bidet in USA, but it's got dementia and is instead running for president.

>i have a anal pleasure device. All of my degenerate faggot lovers have one
Enjoy hell

You're so full of fucking shit.
Where do you get the soap?
How do you sit on bidet? it has no seat.
You're using your hand on your ass, don't lie.
What do you do with towel?

Your bullshit story has more holes in it than your ass. Why do they have stoppers you dirty fuck?

bidetbutler.com/why-do-bidets-have-plugs/

>First, plugged bidets are very effective at conserving water when used properly. As mentioned earlier, plugged bidets allow for easy collection and drainage of water in the bidet basin. When using a plugged bidet, therefore, you can avoid unnecessarily wasting water which is characteristic of bidets without plugs.

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