Nice. What's gonna be for dinner the next tomorrow though?
Preparedness Thread
Xavier Ward
Asher Kelly
You're gonna die a diabetes before corona even gets you fuckwit
Lucas Thompson
Florida user here, just stocked up on adderall and cigs, any other essentials?
Christian Fisher
we're gonna raid your shit when push comes to shove, gringo
Jordan Peterson
Black tar heroin.
Asher Carter
Retards with no knowledge of survival
PROTEIN IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR SURVIVAL SITUATIONS because it requires a lot of water for metabolism. You are gonna run out of water much faster than you're gonna run out of food in any doomsday scenario. Within 4 days, you will be dying of dehydration and wondering where it all went wrong
SUGARY CARBS ARE THE MOST EFFICIENT SOURCE OF ENERGY. Protein and fat metabolism consumes a lot of calories and requires downtime. You're gonna be sleeping off your epic dinner when Mt Dew user sneaks up and beats you over the head with your own XL tin of vienna sausages.
CANNED GOODS ARE HEAVY AND BULKY. If you ever wander out to scavenge for supplies, your pack of shitty cans will weigh you down and make tons of noise. Meanwhile, Candy user is going to stealthily sneak around town and outflank all the oblivious canned-tards
William Collins
Impressive
Christian Cruz
I have tar and heroine separately will that work?
Ryan Reyes
Fiance and I just got back from the grocery store. We live in a rural area that pretty much shuts down after 9PM so I figured we might as well stock up before all the boomers get out tomorrow morning. Now we have about a month's worth of supplies should SHTF. I don't think it's going to but at least we have a little peace of mind. Still really wishing I had a shotgun though...
oh also the toilet paper meme is real. almost everything was gone.
Cameron Lewis
This desu. If you kms yourself you don’t get to go to heaven but if you die from coronavirus you are good to go. My will to live is pretty low on a good day and I don’t think I have had a good day in years.