Preparedness Thread

Nice. What's gonna be for dinner the next tomorrow though?

You're gonna die a diabetes before corona even gets you fuckwit

Florida user here, just stocked up on adderall and cigs, any other essentials?

we're gonna raid your shit when push comes to shove, gringo

Black tar heroin.

Retards with no knowledge of survival

PROTEIN IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR SURVIVAL SITUATIONS because it requires a lot of water for metabolism. You are gonna run out of water much faster than you're gonna run out of food in any doomsday scenario. Within 4 days, you will be dying of dehydration and wondering where it all went wrong

SUGARY CARBS ARE THE MOST EFFICIENT SOURCE OF ENERGY. Protein and fat metabolism consumes a lot of calories and requires downtime. You're gonna be sleeping off your epic dinner when Mt Dew user sneaks up and beats you over the head with your own XL tin of vienna sausages.

CANNED GOODS ARE HEAVY AND BULKY. If you ever wander out to scavenge for supplies, your pack of shitty cans will weigh you down and make tons of noise. Meanwhile, Candy user is going to stealthily sneak around town and outflank all the oblivious canned-tards

Impressive

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I have tar and heroine separately will that work?

Fiance and I just got back from the grocery store. We live in a rural area that pretty much shuts down after 9PM so I figured we might as well stock up before all the boomers get out tomorrow morning. Now we have about a month's worth of supplies should SHTF. I don't think it's going to but at least we have a little peace of mind. Still really wishing I had a shotgun though...

oh also the toilet paper meme is real. almost everything was gone.

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This desu. If you kms yourself you don’t get to go to heaven but if you die from coronavirus you are good to go. My will to live is pretty low on a good day and I don’t think I have had a good day in years.

I have over $25k in my savings account. I don't give a shit

Got two cases of MREs on the way
Costco bag of rice
Beanz, chili, flour, dry goods, water filters, oatmeal, tuna.
Just hoping my ar-15 clears the shitlib's background check before everything shuts down

Don't forget that fat gives you access to the special "rollout" attack, which does critical damage to everyone running a spooky skeletal build

Nigger just eat and live
Who cares about anything when you can steal, beat, rape your way through hell

Yeah but add a little meth just to be safe.
If you find landsharks, stab them with this.

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GOD BLESS THE US OF A

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Is this what your girlfriend bought, user?

stocking up on cope I see

But if you were given the chance (by God) to prep and save yourself, and you choose not to, it still counts as suicide, you dumb morons. You'll still go to Hell.

You are my spirit animal

Sweet, killing yourself with the beetus before the corona gets you. Nice plan.

Very smart!

Get that fucking gun.

>toilet paper
>hand sanitizer
>ramen
If you didn't buy a semi auto rifle and at least 250 rounds of ammo, you prepped for someone else.

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Coronavirus hits, didn't prep
I surrender my body to science, taking this one for the team
If I get infected I will tripcode and give you a rundown from time to time

We are ready for a few weeks but want more. I am hoping to get my tax return this week and buy another 500 worth of food and booze just to be extra comfy.

I mean dying of a sugar overdose and your heart beating out of your chest cause of all the fucking redbulls sounds much nicer than dying of wu flu.

These items will be more valuable than gold when the SHTF event occurs. You will be able to barter for whatever your heart desires, including crisis pussy.

Since my country has not been infected yet I didn't bought anything as of now but today I told my family that shit getting real bad in other countries and we all agreed to start getting ready this week. I'll also try to buy a gun.

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that's like 3 days of food, retard. less if you have a family.

>whatever your heart desires
does that include insulin shots when Beetus bro gets the Beetus

20 lbs pasta
20 lbs pasta sauce
30lbs rice
10lbs chili
5lbs oatmeal
5lbs various beans+lentils
5lbs instant mashed potatos
2 dozen random assortment of canned soups
130L+ bottled water

did i do good

I started following a lot of Hong Kong KOL on youtube since the summer, as soon as they mention Wuhan I went out to buy flu masks, I really regret only buying one box.

As soon as they talk about making hand sanitizers with rubbing alcohol, I went out and brought more, week before westerners started talking about DIY and the shelf emptied of that too.

250? Bro you are making a fool of yourself.

Also:

>shoot guy for his food
>eat his food
>martial law allows sherif to kill you with frat grenades
>if you survive, you’ll be public ally executed against the brick wall behind the local elementary school

>3 days of food
There is no food in that picture.

What do I need exactly? Cans of food cleaning products and sanitizer? What else? Also my husband is a vegetarian is there any shelf stable foods I can get for him that he might enjoy? First timer here, thanks folks

>If I die,then I die. I
The problem is, you can get infected, infect your love ones, watch them die, and then survive knowing you gave them the kiss of death.

Remember to also buy tons of toothpaste and brush at least twice daily.

it's clearly his gamer stash with a meme filename.

YES! I've been hoarding 4 weeks. Thanks you mutherfukers.

>when you prep for corona virus but just end up on my 600 lb life

PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

Is it better to have more beans than rice?

I did but the other family won't really listen. They are starting to wake up with whatever the media tells them but it's getting pretty late now. Might let god handle the rest.

Yes.

Ok retards, tell me what the fuck to buy from the grocery store to prepare? Wouldn't one of those water filter pitchers be a good idea to filter sink water?

Based candy store salesman

Hello based department?

Nigger you eat at home, go out, and eat again when you come back home. You don't carry all of your supplies with you all the time.

>Bro you are making a fool of yourself.
l2 read nigger
>at least 250 rounds of ammo
>at least

Good start bro.

Should also get some Canned Tomatoes and Canned Pumpkin for Fiber and Vitamins.

Get some Canned Evaporated Milk to go with the mash potatoes

Canned Sardines and Herrings for Magnesium, eat the bones for the Calcium

I stocked up on dry goods that don't need to be in my fridge, but I also filled up my fridge and freezer. I froze some McDoubles and Tendies because I won't be going out to eat anymore, but if I really get the craving, it's in my freezer.

Fridge:
- several cartons of eggs
- tray of onions
- some carrots
Going to get: a box of clementines, and more carrots

Freezer: Stuffed with frozen fruit, frozen raw meat, and some ready to eat No Frills and Sobeys have cryovac pork on sale tomorrow and I'm going to shift stuff around and cram them in there too.

You should get some bottles of Vitamin C and take some everyday. Some advil and tylenol check the expiry date, it's not worth it to buy meds in bulk on sale because unlike food, it's not something you regularly rotate out.

Didn’t have the space to store anything beyond 35-40 gallons of water in the 5 gallon jugs, so I bought a gravity filter. Did I do good anons?

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okay, but I am not a fucking virus killing people. Inadvertently spreading it unbeknowst to me is a different story.

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I hope you guys have variety in your beans, other than just one type.

I hope there are no 'sugary beans in cans' retards here.

Doesn’t really matter but if you look at most rice and beans dishes, there is more rice than bean

belief in Christ, and his divinity, and repentance is all that is needed, fren.

A boomer killing virus is not a a doomsday scenario leaf

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>at least 250 rounds of ammo
lol, imagine buying ammo in quantities of less than 1000-packs

Do Jelly beans count?

anyone who lives inna woods wont have to worry about water or food.

true, but you know now, so wash your dirty poo fingers

Oh, Coronaprep isn't about having enough food ot last till 10 Years Later, but enough to last till summer in case of supply chain interruption AND home quarantine.

So think about what you'll need for the new few months, meds, toothpaste, toothbrushes, toilet paper, batteries, soap, lotion, lightbulb if you are all out. Bandaid and polysporin. I reccommend getting Nexcare's skin crack care, this thing you drip over cuts in your hand and seal it. Useful when your hand split from hand sanitizer and frequent hand washing.

how you gonna carry all that ammo when your house is on fire?

Whatever user posted this is a fucking retard.

>3 days of food
You eat too much candy

this

want some aids with that diabetes?

Resources PDFs and text files. Books filled with info.