Do normalfags plan to eat toilet paper?

This.
The injun medicine man calls the metrology department in autumn to ask whether it will be a cold winter. The guy on the phone thinks "better safe than sorry" and says yes.
The Indians collect a lot of wood and other resources to prepare.
Later a journalist asks the metrologist the same question and he answers "yes, the Indians are collecting wood, already"

I find it insane that people are losing their minds over toilet paper because of a hyped up cold, but the prospects of a communist becoming president didn't cause people to run out and buy stockpiles of toilet paper.

Stupid fucking niggers, look at Venezuela and any other socialist country, they always have toilet paper shortages.

I think they're stocking up on toilet paper because it's the only thing that they've really ever "ran out of" and "really needed"
They can't imagine ever running out of food (because that's literally never happened to them before) so they don't think to stock up on it

I always buy my toilet paper in bulk but because of these doom preppers I can't do that any more reeeeeee

bidets are out of fashion these days, no one use them anymore
they are much more common in Italy
I do have a bidet in my flat tho, but I shouldn't say this online... the toilet paper lobby is powerful and much like a mafia, a vicious octopus with smooth multiple-ply tentacles