Do normalfags plan to eat toilet paper?

>He thinks the water supply will stay up

>not having a designated shit towel
Yikes

Is this some NPC programming?

What are the jewish overlords trying to accomplish?

If people are forced to quarantine in their own homes, how are they supposed to buy wipe their bum?

*buy toilet paper

I just bought a bidet attachment for my toilet on amazon and it’s honestly really pleasant, I think it’s way more effective than paper as well

>water cut off
>forced to use up drinking water

My diet is pretty balanced unlike most of your fellow amerimutts. One 12 roll pack of toilet paper lasts for months. I bought one more pack than usual. I'm all set until August or September.

Did you know that hoarding tp is perfectly rational? In fact you should get a loan to buy it.

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can someone explain it though?
all you've done is say
>hey everyone look at this silly man

nutrition fellas how do i make my shit less sticky

bogroll

>he thinks you need clean pure water to wash your ass

fiber and healthy fats
more steak and rice, less cheese and dairy

first comes tp hoarding
then comes the bread and milk panic

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>less cheese and dairy
>Hong Kong
We aren't all lactose intolerant you know.

>he doesn't have a well
You're fucked, only wellchads will survive

Neither am I. but slathering every single thing you eat in 5lbs of velveeta isn't going to give you nice shits

>implying there aren't amazing quality cheeses other than fucking Velveeta

You're going to clog your drains. And if you have a septic tank, you're going to fill it up prematurely.

If you eat dry, hard cheeses you're probably fine.
Emmentaler is a good example.

But most burgers eat kraft singles.

>Bidet Masterrace
Just swing your balls back and forth like a fan to air dry your asshole ez desu senpai

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Kraft singles isn't even cheese. Why compare it to cheese?

I eat 3 ounces of organic cheese and a quart of raw milk everyday and my shits looks amazing. Award winning massive clean shits

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>go outside
>get water from the brook
sorry cityfags

Because when I go to America, unless the grocery store has a special cheese department, there are like 4 types of cheese. Kraft, "Swiss," Pepperjack, and Cheddar

best part of Yas Forums is retards calling other people retarded. You faggots CAUSE the supply shock with you woman-tier happener panicking. Since when did behaving like a hysterical bitch become based?

Just wash it off in the shower dumbasses

True 20 years ago but not even remotely true now. In fact, a US cheese from Oregon just won the grand prize in the 2019 world cheese festival in Italy.
(spectator.us/say-cheese/)

Most people only have a week or so supply of TP in their house, so the need to stock up incase they're quarantined for a month. Conversely most people have enough dried goods in their pantry to last a month easily without buying any extra. In addition most Americans are fat enough they could easily go one month without eating, and they'd end up healthier for it.

Moron

people are stocking up for their families
they feel they will be unable to go to the store for maybe up to a month or more, so they are buying at least a months worth of what they would normally buy from the store every week

此时的香港。。。。

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Just how much does the average person shit per day??

No idea, people are buying half a years supply of the shit like the system is going to collapse

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nigger the vast majority of grocery stores in this country have a dairy section with sliced and processed cheeses, a section with fake cheese products, and a deli section with blocks and wheels of real cheese. if you chose the fake cheese over the real cheese, thats on you for being an ignorant retard

Tillamook is a good brand, I'll give you that. And a lot of grocery stores now do have proper cheese dept.

But do you really think your average morbo ketchup eater is going to spend money on good cheese when the vaseline distillate called velveeta is half the cost?

>You faggots CAUSE the supply shock with you woman-tier happener panicking.
As an individual your decisions matter shit in the big picture and you can't make the decision for others.

You can make 2 decisions. One leaves you with recycled single ply shit paper, the other with nice quality toilet paper. Which is the smart decision?

if you stock up on essentials you arent leaving the house as much during a period of time when you you could be potentially infected. less contact with others diminishes the chances you'll be infected. IF you get infected there is a mandatory self quarantine at home for 14 days. you will need supplies and will not be able to leave to get them. if you ask others to get them for you, you out them at risk.

how fucking dumb are you? are you 12?

at a 0% rate you cannot get a risk-free return on money. when there is no incentive to save, the only thing there is to do is consume. so will you consume now, or later? a fiat currency only offers you the chance at a rate of return in exchange for suffering taxation and other injustices inherent in your participation in the system.

the TP will last on the shelf as long as the currency will, but you can be certain that without investment, again because rates are zero, no one will produce more TP. a return on money is how a business functions. you have to put your money in a bank, or other pool of capital, for it to be available to loan to a business in order to operate. savings drives the economy, not spending.

you can also be sure the government will produce more currency, to try to trick people into thinking the new money is a return on the existing money. in fact, they are simply destroying your purchasing power. to them, it only matters who gets each new batch of money first: banks, and the defense industrial base. these can then benefit until prices move to match the new, larger currency supply. and so the average person hoards because they can't wipe their ass with digital dollars, or with bank loans, or with military oppression (of themselves or others). the ability to see a healthy future recedes from years out ahead, to the present day, or present week, at best.

>tfw white and no problems with dairy at all
too bad I cant tolerate wheat.

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Anyone have caps from an old thread of the anons who survived the Yogoslav war and had to live months in cities without any services under total anarchy?

They all said that the hottest commodities became guns and toilet paper.

fucking this. Mutts and Bongs have chronic sharting disorder.

>But most burgers eat kraft singles.
what the fuck are you basing this on? kraft singles are a nigger food like grape drink

tard, people are stocking up for their families, not just themselves

I don’t flush them. I just toss them in the trash. And since they are scented, they don’t smell bad after you’ve used them.

>you cause the supply shock
and yet this doesn't change the fact that I want to wipe my ass in April and have only one logical way to do it
supply shocks are a natural consequence of warehousing expenses. you're the only one here too dumb to accept the imperfections of modern supply chains and take steps to mitigate those imperfections.
people will inevitably suffer from a supply shock, that is all you notice. I notice whether my family will be among those who suffer and take rational steps to prevent it.

Don't forget the bic lighters ... but no, I don't have the pasta.

its the same concept as goldfags buying gold

when you are hungry, you hope to trade a gold bar or tp roll for a can of dogfood

If you read the article I linked, it explains why good cheese left the US in the 50s but is now coming back. Tillamook is ok and I've been to their factory (I live in Oregon), but there are a lot of artisanal cheesemakers in the US now that pasteruization laws are being relaxed. It's the same as how the repeal of Prohibition-era restriction on brewing in the late70s let to a renaissance in American beer and winemaking.

These are the type of people that think they're smart but don't have the sense to think you can just cut up old clothes into hundred and hundreds of ass wipes you can just throw away.
I'm willing to bet if they ran out of tp they just wouldn't wipe, they'd just panic and cry and shit their crusty asshole. If you think society is going to collapse and tp is your only thought, you were never gonna make it.

I'm not disagreeing with either of you because what your saying is OBVIOUSLY true. All I'm noting is that hoarding panics feed on themselves, same as other panics. If a normie goes to buy asswipe and can't find any at 3 stores, but then finds a good amount at the 4th store...are they gonna just buy the 1 pack like normal or grab all they can because who knows if they'll be able to get it again?
This is the problem with panics: they create the conditions of the panic itself. The more people whore TP, the less there is in stores, which make it rational for people to horde even more. It's a spiral that feeds on itself.

What's going on with you schmucks? Like it's a war zone, not a fucking litte virus. Millions of you are diabetic anyway, do you think it's time to panic for that too

Can't eat shiny metal

I understand, but see the response I just wrote to the other two anons as it applies to you too

he who controls the TP controls the universe

Not surprising as the typical American diet consist of pepsi and pizza.

kek. Does this make the bidets you frogs use the secret weapon of the Resistance to the new toilet paper based world order?

Start by resetting your gut. Do psyllium husk each day for 2 weeks to start the process. Eat mostly veggies. Dont eat industrial meat no matter the source. By meat from a farmer and freeze it. All industrial meat is bad. All of it.

>he shops at vons and ralphs

This.
The injun medicine man calls the metrology department in autumn to ask whether it will be a cold winter. The guy on the phone thinks "better safe than sorry" and says yes.
The Indians collect a lot of wood and other resources to prepare.
Later a journalist asks the metrologist the same question and he answers "yes, the Indians are collecting wood, already"

I find it insane that people are losing their minds over toilet paper because of a hyped up cold, but the prospects of a communist becoming president didn't cause people to run out and buy stockpiles of toilet paper.

Stupid fucking niggers, look at Venezuela and any other socialist country, they always have toilet paper shortages.

I think they're stocking up on toilet paper because it's the only thing that they've really ever "ran out of" and "really needed"
They can't imagine ever running out of food (because that's literally never happened to them before) so they don't think to stock up on it

I always buy my toilet paper in bulk but because of these doom preppers I can't do that any more reeeeeee

bidets are out of fashion these days, no one use them anymore
they are much more common in Italy
I do have a bidet in my flat tho, but I shouldn't say this online... the toilet paper lobby is powerful and much like a mafia, a vicious octopus with smooth multiple-ply tentacles