Aren't you glad you voted for trump? Good thing he's got your back.
Oh wait...
Coronavirus Testing
Michael Taylor
Sebastian Smith
Your gonna die alone in a filthy apartment afraid of your own farts you know.
William Mitchell
I was alittle worried since i had a bad flu but now all i have is this damn cough part of which honestly is always the fact post flu/cold i get the habit of clearing my throat even when i don't need to and have to break it.
Oh well atleast my shit job put some 2-20 week nonsense in place with some form of pay if it does happen to me.
Cooper Morales
And you are gonna get either fired or reassigned. I hope your next assignment is security at a quarantine facility for other glowniggers operating in Iran. And I hope that as punishment for your failure, they don’t let you wear any equipment to prevent yourself from catching the virus
Not worried for my own health user, but rather for the older people I work with. I genuinely like my coworkers, they are good people and I don’t want to be responsible for them catching the virus
Nicholas Butler
lol btfo fag
Brody Ortiz
Do you work for the company that "won" the bid for selling their patented tests? You do understand that a lot of symptoms register as this nothingburger cold, right? I really wish you schizo welfare queens would stop offering up taxpayer money for this scam.
Jacob Morales
>even after I get over an illness I continue to behave like I have symptoms until it finally registers that I’m retarded.
>but I’m totally not a hypochondriac and totally have the Wu Flu
Do you understand that your belief that you have corona and your belief that the CIA takes interest in your paranoid rankings to an audience of five comes from the same self isolated clinical narcissism right?
Michael Wilson
houttuynia cordata dried herb made into a tea: 1/3rd cup to prevent infection, 1gram of dried herb per kg of body weight to cure Coronavirus. Any more will cause cells to rupture. Two Chinese studies found this cured other types of coronaviruses.
Immune system boosting tea: 2 tbs orange peel, 2 tbs dried shitake mushroom, 2 tsp echinacea powder 2 tsp dandelion root tea, 1/4tsp ginger powder, 1/4th tsp tumeric. Simmer 20 minutes, strain, drink.
Echinacea and shitake for powerful anti viral properties, dandelion for vitamin c, peel for vitamin c and anti viral properties, turmeric and ginger for strong immune system support.
Brody Powell
I had those same symptoms three weeks ago. Are you dizzy, lightheaded, and getting cold chills? You might have the regular flu like I did.
Dylan Price
How does nobody know how to get things done? It’s all so tiresome. You go in the doctor or emergency room and tell them you have chest pain. Boom head of the line. It’s shitty to abuse this but if you need help it works every time.