>Be me >Shortness of breath and coof >There has already been a death in my county >Call Emergency room asking if they have tests >Yes user, but you have to call the Coronavirus hotline first >Call coronavirus hotline >We’re sorry user we can’t do anything until you call your primary care physician >Call primary care physician >Well user, have you traveled outside of the country, or been around anyone who has? >wtf? This thing has achieved community spread already why are you asking me that? >Alright we will have the nurse practitioner call you back >3 hours later, still no call back >MFW
Has anyone tried to actually get tested? It’s a fucking major hassle. No wonder the virus seems so drastically underreported.
I heard some user who recently fucked some wuhan chick, he was instantly tested
Luke Green
Oh look another paranoid retard just like the dozen or so my clinic has literally had to go into lockdown to accommodate in the last week. (All tested negative by the way)
Landon Young
I'm going to be trying to get tested today because I've been sick since Thursday. It seems like I've gotten just a bit better, but I got shortness of breath, weak as shit, bad cough, feels like there's shit stuck in my lungs.
I'm just going to show up and make it hell for the doctors. I was looking at the site and it was basically the same shit you described, call all these people. I made an appointment to get checked out, I'll see what happens from there on.
Jordan Murphy
Hmm well I sincerely doubt you live in a county with a death and other confirmed cases you fucking faggot. I also have shortness of breath and an unproductive coof. So I’m gonna have to ask you to kill your self you gigantic cunt
Grayson Edwards
tell them you had a one night stand with an asian man who was sick. since youre a giant faggot they will believe it and test you
Mason Allen
Shortness of breath could be a sign of fluid int he lungs, which when infected, can cause death. It's not being paranoid, it's being smart and getting the health care you need before you die, or cause permanent damage to your respiratory system. I also feel like you're full of shit because less than 5k Americans have been tested.
Bentley Cooper
He’s definitely full of shit. Even if I don’t have it, I’d like to make sure I don’t do that I don’t infect my entire office and can quarantine if need be. It’s absolutely absurd to me that the process is so unnecessarily convoluted. Really does seem like they are making it as difficult as possible so they can continue to underreport the spread of the virus
Asher Barnes
Shortness of breath is also a sign of nervous reaction you fucking dolt. Something paranoid retards give themselves.
Ryder Scott
I live in NY you retard. One confirmed case in each county around my own. And averaging five paranoid retards with post nasal drip and a CNN addiction fucking our workflow daily.
Parker Rodriguez
Not nervous and this isn’t short term. This has been consistent for two days. I’m not a boomer so I am not worried I just don’t want to spread it Right so no deaths like I said faggot. I’m in a county with a death and several confirmed cases which means this shit is widespread here
Jordan Hughes
Nope. You are just a paranoid sniveling worm. Post time stamp with identifying body part now. And again after negative test results with your apology and suicide pact later.
Ryan Brown
Only one county in the whole nation with multiple confirmed deaths and it was all in one nursing home that hired chink health aids.
Michael Price
No time to wait for results, start coofing on boomers now before they quarantine you.
Lucas Bennett
The test works 50% of the time anyway. If anything we should be testing everyone we can.
Aiden White
what's up jew or nigger
Charles Barnes
What does testing accomplish? Quarantine yourself and call the hospital if it gets bad enough that you need intensive care.
Jayden Carter
Unless you are older than 60 or have a weak immune system, you have nothing to worry about. I hate people like you.
Jaxson Phillips
Once mass production and reliability come up to speed maybe we will. You do know that medical staff that come in contact with any patient who claims suspicion before the application of proper precautionary measures are mandated to 14 days out of work right? Some medical offices are down half a dozen or more staff members due to walking a patient to a clinical room before all those hassling questions were asked. This leaves facilities short staffed and less able to give top care to every single patient that comes in.
Jason King
The EXACT the same MO as over here. That´s why you can take a big fucking dump an all these damn numbers.
I didn’t say multiple confirmed deaths now did I faggot? I said a confirmed death with other confirmed cases. You are some fucking low level male nurse trying to lecture me. I’d tell you to kill yourself again, but your life is so pathetic I’m sure you’ll do it without any prompting. That’s my point user, I live near a ton of boomers, tests here should be widely administered to make sure those who need quarantined get them. I can’t just quarantine myself with the job I have. That’s another reason I wanted to get tested. If it’s positive then I can go into quarantine and my work would be fine with it. And if it’s negative I’ll feel better knowing I’m not spreading it to coworkers
Kayden Walker
I don’t live in any city you dumb faggot. We are regular white folks out here where trees were not planted but natural environment.
Nathaniel Lewis
That’s why I called before just showing up at the ER cunt. I didn’t want to expose anyone without precautionary measures in place.
Jayden Sullivan
Nope I’m in a different specialist clinical field and have been for over 20 years. I know a fragile little scared faggot when I hear one.
Mason Sanders
user, the only right answer is “Yes, I was in China last week”.
Charles Richardson
And yet here you are crying about the red tape you had to go through. Suck it up Aiden and call your mom when you want to cry and stay off Yas Forums
Levi Johnson
>just like the dozen or so my clinic has literally had to go into lockdown to accommodate in the last week i didn't know the CIA had a clinic?
Brayden Jones
I bet your dad has an awesome job at Nintendo too, huh faggot? Lesson learned next time I’ll know better The numbers are for sure bullshit. My country was exporting the disease to other countries as early as last week too, which means it’s widespread here
Brody Martin
Are you a retard it something? I literally took all necessary precautions to avoid spreading this to healthcare workers, but look what happened anyway. They refuse to test because I hadn’t traveled outside of the country. Never mind the fact that there has already been documented community spread, which means such questions are out of date. Yeah this faggot is absolutely glowing
Elijah Cruz
No. Why would my dad work for a Japanese Vidya company? That’s an odd yet telling tangent kiddo. Seriously call your mommy to come take care of you, call work and tell them you are a faggot and can’t come in for two weeks because of vaginal discharge, and cuddle with your anime pillows.
Blake Stewart
>not understanding the “my dad works at Nintendo reference” Wanna know how I know you are a glownigger new fag? What, you just get assigned to this board or something?
Isaac Butler
you definitely glow
Jonathan Ross
No, I just have a life outside of Yas Forums and the internet in general. Unlike you. Which explains why you are a hypochondriac limp dicked faggot with no reason to believe you have a virus other than paranoia and dissociation from reality.
Jacob Russell
And you definitely need to go outside after your first shower this year.
Juan Ward
Sounds like Florida. The state officials are doing a clean sweep through the entire state and they pretty much don't give a fuck.
Bullshit. “My dad works at Nintendo” isn’t some obscure meme faggot. You are a glownigger, and I’m guessing it’s your first day on the job. And you stick out like a sore thumb. 3 different posters have already pointed out how much you glow
Ryan Thompson
It is Florida. Why are they trying so hard to underreport?
Just go to your local clinic / hospital and start cooooghing on everyone and everything. You will get tested within an hour. And if you test negative they can't do shit against you by saying you were trying to spread the virus since you didn't have it.
That makes sense. The case in my county that resulted in death? Nobody even knew the lady was sick and in a local hospital until after she died. That’s really concerning, and makes me wonder how many people have been exposed to the virus and are not even aware of it
Alexander Phillips
Mark, please come see me in my office. Clear your desk.
Christopher Parker
This is going be us in a week or two. The American health care system is a fucking joke.
>all sane adults are glow niggers t. Touchless virgin considering going trans for the fifth time this week.
Brody Brooks
it doesnt really do you any good to know if you have it or not. just self isolate
Nicholas Cook
I don’t report to part time drama teachers Leaf.
Mason Hill
Who works at your office?
Austin Phillips
>touchless virgin >trans >Glow niggers, not glowniggers Wow so the alphabet agencies are literally just sending boomers onto Yas Forums now? They must be desperate. Better hope your supervisor doesn’t see this shitshow
Adam Gray
It’s a large office. A mixture of kids fresh out of college through boomers. It’s the older coworkers I’m worried about. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I accidentally exposed them to it. That’s why I wanted to get tested. If I was at least fairly confident this was just a really bad chest cold I wouldn’t be worried about spreading it like I would coronavirus. And if I do have it I want to quarantine now so I don’t spread it to anyone
Isaiah Nelson
Lol. Such a pathetic Spurg. Your every response goes further to confirm that Yas Forums is the entirety of your social interactions due to obvious flicking aspurgers and frail constitution. You need a life faggot.
Luke Bennett
Just say you've been fucking a girl from Wuhan bareback 4x a day 7 days a week for a month (since she returned from vacation to see her family back home). Say you've had a cough for a few weeks but thought it was just a cold. Say you want to make sure and get tested because you're going on a cruise this weekend and don't want to be irresponsible.
Charles Powell
>Yas Forums user >having sex
pick one, user
Jace Evans
>spurg not sperg Blatant Glowniggers off my board!!! REEEEEEE
Jacob Powell
Kek this hits all the high notes. Good thinking user
Choke on cock. Jesus Christ you lifers are flicking retarded with your meme existence. I bet you even bough one of those little frog statues and scroll to all your comments to check for digits.
Just lie and say you ate lunch in a chinese restaurant and you overheard a coughing person at the table next to you talk about their trip to China they just returned from.
Evan Smith
Well ya blew it alphabet boomer. You got a cushy nice job monitoring and spreading disinformation on Yas Forums, and even that was too much for your meager mind to do.
Your gonna die alone in a filthy apartment afraid of your own farts you know.
William Mitchell
I was alittle worried since i had a bad flu but now all i have is this damn cough part of which honestly is always the fact post flu/cold i get the habit of clearing my throat even when i don't need to and have to break it.
Oh well atleast my shit job put some 2-20 week nonsense in place with some form of pay if it does happen to me.
Cooper Morales
And you are gonna get either fired or reassigned. I hope your next assignment is security at a quarantine facility for other glowniggers operating in Iran. And I hope that as punishment for your failure, they don’t let you wear any equipment to prevent yourself from catching the virus Not worried for my own health user, but rather for the older people I work with. I genuinely like my coworkers, they are good people and I don’t want to be responsible for them catching the virus
Nicholas Butler
lol btfo fag
Brody Ortiz
Do you work for the company that "won" the bid for selling their patented tests? You do understand that a lot of symptoms register as this nothingburger cold, right? I really wish you schizo welfare queens would stop offering up taxpayer money for this scam.
Jacob Morales
>even after I get over an illness I continue to behave like I have symptoms until it finally registers that I’m retarded. >but I’m totally not a hypochondriac and totally have the Wu Flu Do you understand that your belief that you have corona and your belief that the CIA takes interest in your paranoid rankings to an audience of five comes from the same self isolated clinical narcissism right?
Michael Wilson
houttuynia cordata dried herb made into a tea: 1/3rd cup to prevent infection, 1gram of dried herb per kg of body weight to cure Coronavirus. Any more will cause cells to rupture. Two Chinese studies found this cured other types of coronaviruses.
Echinacea and shitake for powerful anti viral properties, dandelion for vitamin c, peel for vitamin c and anti viral properties, turmeric and ginger for strong immune system support.
Brody Powell
I had those same symptoms three weeks ago. Are you dizzy, lightheaded, and getting cold chills? You might have the regular flu like I did.
Dylan Price
How does nobody know how to get things done? It’s all so tiresome. You go in the doctor or emergency room and tell them you have chest pain. Boom head of the line. It’s shitty to abuse this but if you need help it works every time.
