Unironically this.
Finding a Job
>what in sam hell are you trying to accomplish?
hes just one of those weird fucks that grew up in the middle of nowhere and never left his little hick town priding himself how much wood he can chuck onto his truck.
Canadians who try to live in a modern society are actually struggling to get by. Pay no attention to that weirdo.
If you're looking for a job, I heard FEMA will be needing lots of crematorium operators soon.
lel I have no degree and make 140k as a SWE. I received no less than six LinkedIn recruiting messages today. I work from home in the house I just bought. Oh and I'm a white male. The market is on fire, something's wrong with you
Idgaf about what you have to say ... You had a nigger president ... get in line mutt
>I heard FEMA will be needing lots of crematorium operators soon.
Im getting so frustrated in the world, that i'd happily get a job stuffing people into incinerators.
I wont even care if they're alive or not.
Damn that sucks, sorry I couldn't do more. My advice for what it's worth would be to pursue some certs. Too many certs without real job xp can be a death knell for your resume, but if you get the right ones it can be huge. I recommend PMP for projects, CISSP for infosec maybe, possibly agile though I never gave a fuck about that much. Idk my knowledge is somewhat limited when it comes to the actual technical side of IT as I've always been on the governance side of things. ITSM can at least get you through the door in some places though afaik, maybe some ITIL cert wouldn't be bad.
Good luck user. I've worked in tech up there and I know it can be brutal with infinity incompetent poojeets and chanks. It can be hard as a white guy to get in there, which is pure evil if you ask me. Keep your head up user, keep trying and you'll make it
>they needed someone with at least 1 year of dish washing experience
this is how you weed out the idiots, so people like me dont have to waste our time in person.
in reality experience can play second fiddle ounce you have an inperson interview.
ive hired staff in the past simply by them passing a simple test, thank you for your application, i dont have anything for you at the moment. come back in a week.
>He fell for the coding meme
user I...
The market for things like that is too saturated. He could try but unless he cures cancer then his app will probably be a complete flop. Like everything else, the Chinese companies with unlimited govt handouts just churn shit out until everything else is buried.
Even if he was good enough to make a video game, same story. I do agree though, he needs to find a way outside of the career pipeline.