Stock Market is fucked

i literally have no idea what any of this means.
is this like a rich person thing? how will this affect me?

Not exactly

zerohedge.com/markets/someone-big-was-utterly-blown-fk-out-heres-reason-behind-todays-unprecedented-vix-move

If not for this one douche unable to stop his snowball, the market could have hit impressive new lows. Or else this story is the pump patrol's attempt at covering their tracks. There is no way to know for certain so just try to get lucky finding the bottom before going all in

People pre gaming the market before it opens. Placing advance orders to buy or sell

>i love it when oil companies and billionaires have to act like this is horrible for 99% of people that just want cheap fuel.
It's not that the reduction in price itself is that bad, it's that big drops in energy prices is almost always a sign that the economy is slowing down in some major way