Stock Market is fucked

neither am i

Weimar world incoming!

The second coming of Hitler is nigh!

Wish the stock market never existed. It is all kike speculation.

Imagine being a Jest fan. Seriously, how does one still root for such a shit organization and team for all these years?

give it a rest,

In after hours trading times (aka right now until 9:30am eastern time zone) the markets cant drop more than 5%, then it's capped. For S&P 500 futures, that 5% drop ended at 2818. They won't let anyone place a buy/sell order once it reaches that price. It's essentially stuck until 9:30am EST.

>the jew cries out as he gets reamed in the ass by a big fat recession.

Shut up pussy don't nobody care about your estrogen laden rants

Lol

Sam Darnold (pbuh) will leaf Jets to wage successful Jihad against all teams of NFL. Do not cross him he will lead us to land of milk n honey

>Shit like this
Is just gonna make people that weren't gonna vote go out and elect him by a bigger margin.
>The only thing people hate more than fear mongers are fear mongers that didn't and never will have a better plan. Keep it up though because actual people cannot stand (you). Bernie and Biden would have us looking like Italy at best.

oil down 31% right now and falling

TOTAL DESTRUCTION

I WISH
I COULD
TURN BACK TIME

That's not good

It was a preliminary rally based on the hope that things would improve over the weekend. Things didn't improve.

i love it when oil companies and billionaires have to act like this is horrible for 99% of people that just want cheap fuel.

And when is the last time this happened?

You can still buy/sell at or above the limit price, but you're basically flying blind. I had open order to close a put on ES futures now I cancelled because we have no idea wtf the open will be like after the halt.

>the hope that things would improve over the weekend.
I question how these lunatics ever made a buck in their lives

wti friday close was 41.62 it's now around 28.50 and dropping

I didn't even trade Friday but when I came home and looked at the chart and saw the 60 point rally, I said to myself "now that's what I call Judaism"

Holy fucking cope, you might as well admit your worship for Trump is indeed a cult at this point, what's stopping you?

2016 election night. Once Trump was elected, the market rallied big time.
I had a long and I was scared shitless. Got out during the pump 40 minutes ago.

It's almost as if the rich and corporations knew Trump was going to bend over and suck them off the moment he got elected, and he certainly delivered with his tax bill.

Yawn nothing ever happens

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
they're still being updated though?

Russia shitting on the entire world those dumb fuckers.

>preach open borders for years
>"orange man no like open borders, orange man bad"
>coronavirus happens
>wtf why orange man no close borders fast enough?
I sincerely hate you people.

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ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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The market jews are doing this to nix Trump's reelection chances

You can thank Russia for that.
It's like they kicked the global economy in the nuts.

You don't even know the first think about my politics fuck face, but in your cult-like daze you assume anyone that's anti-Trump is open borders or whatever other leftist policies you use to place a blanket on anyone that criticizes Trump. Pathetic little Trumpcuck, COPE! Honestly, are you going to kys when he loses in November? Don't drink the kool-aid bruh

it's not hispanics crossing the border that's getting people sick, it's people flying in and out of china. a fucking wall won't help.

I bought 50 shares of SNSS the other day. Am I gonna make it?

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i once wanted to fly on a jet to new york
now i dont care because my dad said it was smelly and crowded

TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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It is unrestricted travel that is spreading the disease. It is impossible to control travel if you don't have a secure border. The bad times are here.

Hehe

Trump got called a racist for trying to ban flights from China back at the beginning of February you dumb fuck. By scumbag leftist like you.

Yes you can still place order at or above the stop.

>No idea
>Italy/iran fucked
>Germany/America about to be fucked
>Bonds/oil fucked
user, it's going down

THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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you can litterally buy certain stocks and funds for a few dollars. a fidelity account is litterally free and it cost $5 to place a trade

It appears that way, but never underestimate the jewish tricks that central banks pull. This could rally 100 points tomorrow since everyone is expecting a 7% day to the downside.

Dayenu

The amount of buttmad in this response. Is this pasta?

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Thanks for all your advice.

get ready for a war

Roll

i'm more of a Sharks guy myself

Hey faggots....
Oil prices hitting the floor is good for us.
It has a deflationary effect.
It's bad for the fucking kikes speculating on how much they can gouge the consumer.

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do you know what a put is? I'm upset because I wanted to take my profits. Now if we rally early it's going to eat into it

FOUR

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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and I'll be waiting to cash in on dumbass boomers

Not a significant happening. Stocks (&futures) being limit down during regular trading hours would be quite different, generational.
20% vs 5%

As other user says, Trump. Before that it was August 2015, opened limit down, went down a bit more off the open, before bouncing.

Actually, it was limit down because "Trump won the election" and all the fear mongering the MSM had done going in (just like with Brexit)
But the big money boys, like Carl Icahn, knew better, knew that Trump was actually better for the market, so in the middle of the night they began buying hand over fist and brought the market not only off limit but up on the day.

Deflation is bad for the economy. I have stocks to worry about here you wagie retard.

Oil dropped 31 points. Is the petrodollar about to pop?

My account just margin called so umm yeah god speed.

I work at Amazon in WA. Yesterday they announced that because of the virus scare, employees this month can just stay home from work any day and will not be charged UPT (unpaid time off). I thought it seemed mildly alarming, considering how money driven the place is. Then again, I'm probably doing what they planned for by disseminating this information. It could largely be for publicity reasons.

ONE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

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>this month can just stay home from work any day and will not be charged UPT
are you meant to still work from home, if possible? or is it just extra holiday type days?

>yfw your entire presidency is undone by a bunch of plebs overpurchasing TP

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That is good, it is inflationary

>J-E-S-T
>JEST
>JEST
>JEST

>muh Russia
this has Saudi jewery written all over it

Thought it was the Saudis dropping cost and Chineese demand tanking that drove the decrease... did I miss something?

What are futures?

SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU DAMN RUSSIANS.

TWO SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

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i literally have no idea what any of this means.
is this like a rich person thing? how will this affect me?

Not exactly

zerohedge.com/markets/someone-big-was-utterly-blown-fk-out-heres-reason-behind-todays-unprecedented-vix-move

If not for this one douche unable to stop his snowball, the market could have hit impressive new lows. Or else this story is the pump patrol's attempt at covering their tracks. There is no way to know for certain so just try to get lucky finding the bottom before going all in

People pre gaming the market before it opens. Placing advance orders to buy or sell

>i love it when oil companies and billionaires have to act like this is horrible for 99% of people that just want cheap fuel.
It's not that the reduction in price itself is that bad, it's that big drops in energy prices is almost always a sign that the economy is slowing down in some major way