There isn't a single prepper on earth with over 110 IQ

>When all the panic dies down I'm going to stand at the return desk and mock you as you try to return 450 rolls of toilet paper.

Fuck, I am gonna get shamed by the 111 IQ Customer service agent at Walmart.

>if a girl ever comes to your house you are going to have to explain why you have 50 pounds on lentils.
Why would a random girl be going through your kitchen cabinets?

You have to stock up now, buy TP, vodka and pickles.

this
why would you ever return TP? my sister buys 4 rolls at a time and always asks me for some, i buy my TP like 6 months at a time like someone with more than 5 braincells

you realize that you can just use the toilet paper, then you dont have to buy any for a while, right?

this.

at this point you have to expect to A) get the virus and/or B) be stuck at home for 2 weeks at least during a quarantine.

Be sure that you have the 4 major food groups for proper nutrients and survival:

1. Alcohol
2. Tobacco / cigarettes
3. Caffeine
4. "Semi" automatic rifle
5. Ammo

listen man I never have to explain my 50lb bags of rice when either your mom or your gf comes over and sucks my dick dry

this guy fucks

too late. if you don't have it already you're not going to get it.