These faggots are irredeemably retarded. "Guys I did I'm so smart I survived now I get to sit in my house and eat rice for 7 months before someone inevitably comes and shoots me in the face.
When all the panic dies down I'm going to stand at the return desk and mock you as you try to return 450 rolls of toilet paper.
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Most peppers have no idea how to do it right, they always get the most useless shit so you are correct.
weird how you keep making this thread
Guy with half his net worth invested in canned ravioli detected
nah, it's all in guns
>buying more of the same food is retarded
this is you
this
The "high IQs" who weaponized the virus in the first place still haven't killed the preppers, so I would say that's Preppers 1; Dr. Strangeloves 0
I'm going for money before I prep. Gonna build a nuclear fallout shelter underneath so gotta get some money to construct it.
peeping is what whites evolved to do
135 tested by the state of commiefornia.
Why would I return things I am going to use anyway?
If you try to shoot me I'll shoot you first
50KG of rice
20KG of lentils
10KG of dried sausage
A big bag of onions, 5KG of dried onions for when they go bad or get used up
Stock cubes for flavor
Lots of water
You can live off that as a single person for weeks or months, cost is minimal and if you go to Walmart or Costco you can buy in massive bulk and save a lot of money.
It's amazing how easy it is to make people panic over a literal nothingburger.
the real low IQ take is that there's even going to be a collapse in the first place
ants vs grasshoppers
Middlewits btfo
"think you're hot stuff, doncha?"
>returning non-perishable supplies
Are you one of those retards that buys a single roll at a time?
People seem to either be extremely under or over prepared. The happy medium is always having enough food on hand to last a few months. It's not hard and if you don't have some type of stockpile, you're a faggot.
>not being prepared for shtf is the big brain move
>"oh noes i better return all this toilet paper before it expires"
>pffft it's just the flu bro why would anyone think anything more of this extremely contagious virus which experts are still trying to figure out and there won't be a vaccine for in a year minimum
Why would I return the toilet paper instead of fucking using. it retard?
Why would you return toilet paper?
It won't go bad.
Because food that lasts a long time is not good. Because if a girl ever comes to your house (doubtful) you are going to have to explain why you have 50 pounds on lentils.
>OP
When anorexics prep for a year.
this chart is stupid. so what do the high IQ people do? realize its happening and take no action?
>no supplies COPE
The same reason you bought it in the first place. You tend make autistic decisions.
>When all the panic dies down I'm going to stand at the return desk and mock you as you try to return 450 rolls of toilet paper.
Fuck, I am gonna get shamed by the 111 IQ Customer service agent at Walmart.
>if a girl ever comes to your house you are going to have to explain why you have 50 pounds on lentils.
Why would a random girl be going through your kitchen cabinets?
You have to stock up now, buy TP, vodka and pickles.
this
why would you ever return TP? my sister buys 4 rolls at a time and always asks me for some, i buy my TP like 6 months at a time like someone with more than 5 braincells
you realize that you can just use the toilet paper, then you dont have to buy any for a while, right?
this.
at this point you have to expect to A) get the virus and/or B) be stuck at home for 2 weeks at least during a quarantine.
Be sure that you have the 4 major food groups for proper nutrients and survival:
1. Alcohol
2. Tobacco / cigarettes
3. Caffeine
4. "Semi" automatic rifle
5. Ammo
listen man I never have to explain my 50lb bags of rice when either your mom or your gf comes over and sucks my dick dry
this guy fucks
too late. if you don't have it already you're not going to get it.
this
its called hunter/gatherer for a reason
people like OP are the retards who unironically believe the government will take care of him
>this is your brain on virginity
Fuk yh I'm cooming
>These faggots are irredeemably retarded. "Guys I did I'm so smart I survived now I get to sit in my house and eat rice for 7 months before someone inevitably comes and shoots me in the face.
Ironically, it is you who is taking a very dark view of things.
>food that lasts a long time is not good
maximum burger posting
Scenario 1 "wow the world collapsed and I have food for 1 year, oh shit an armed militia of 15 people just stole all my shit.
Scenario 2 "oh shit the world didnt end now I'll be eating canned beans for the next decade"
I don't get the prepping from most folks. I live paycheck to paycheck to pay rent, I can't afford to stay home when sick because I don't want to be evicted. Even if I knew I had Covid19 I'd still go to work to pay to live. Don't get me wrong, if you can hole up in isolation good on you but I bet many can't and are just giving in to hype.
it's better than your future scenario of sucking dick and getting ass fucked for a two pack of saltine crackers and using dudes cum as mayo
>t.i'm too poor to afford to prep so I'll cope by saying others are giving into hype
another lame faggot
Have you ever met a Mormon
>Because food that lasts a long time is not good.
I have 30lbs of rice and use 1lbs a week to take in my lunch. I have 30lbs of beans to match. I have 100 cans of cooked chicken and 50 cans of tuna. I have all the ingredients to spice it up such as bullion powder, canned chili sauce, garlic and onion powder, black pepper and salt. I have chocolates and nacho cheese and various moral boosting snack foods. Sweet tea ingredients including 60lbs of sugar. Flour, confectioners sugar, butter, brown sugar, lard, olive and cooking oils etc. Most of this has a shelf life of 2 or 3 years, aside from the chocolate. I will actually end up saving money in the long term by cutting disgusting fast food, preservatives, and soda pop out of my diet.
>Because if a girl ever comes to your house (doubtful) you are going to have to explain why you have 50 pounds on lentils.
I'm married, son.
I also have lots of weapons which I am taking on a boating trip this weekend, wish me luck!
it will be people like you sucking militia dicks for a can of beans
Day 234 after the collapse. Time for dinner. What should I have this time? How does beans sound? You look over at your mountains of toilet paper. Why did I buy so much toilet paper!? You force the beans down for the 450th time this year. You look over at your gallon of purell. Thank god I'm still alive you say.
cigarettes can get you laid in an emergency - or about a 3lb sack of rice/lentils
he's right though, if you're too poor to be able to afford prepping without massive sacrifices, it's dumb for you to leverage it against this pansy pneumonia
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Lol do you have savings to pay for rent? I even said good for you if you can. But don't they say a majority of Americans don't even have 1,000$ saved? How can you pay rent if you've isolated yourself for a long time?
yes, it's what I've chosen to do
Noted, thanks.
Yeah because shit has NEVER hit the fan before in history. It's like a 500 dollar investment to be prepped for 6 months totally. You might as well just do it
why are americans so wasteful and cringe
The math just doesnt add up unless you literally live like a middle class first worlder.
Rent a room, not an apartment. Buy in bulk and cheap. Cook effectively. Dont buy beer or alcohol on the weekends.
I think thats it? Why more expenses.
My sister went to work to America living like that and with $12 an hour and two jobs came back in THREE MONTHS with 10k dollars.
Shame on you.
>shoots me in the face.
preppers are usually the ones ready to do the shooting
Obama extended unemployment for a year in 2009. What makes you think something like this won't happen if Trump tells everyone to stay home for a few months?
And I'll have all the food and supplies I need. Besides I have resources I can tap if I need help with bills in the meantime.
There's a likely chance I will have to self-quarantine at some point in the next few month if the outbreaks in Houston continue, and with that my wife and family as well. Already 11 healthcare workers from my hospital system who have come in contact with infected are having to comply with CDC to self-quarantine for at least 14 days with testing to follow.
Im glad I've prepped so I won't be caught unawares if the same happens to me
>t. icu nurse
no they realize that nothing can be done.
Just hope for the best.
Our government is useless as fuck! They printed flyers and posters, people who have it have to quarantine at home and just go to hospital when it gets bad.
You can't control it because people are selfish and go out anyway. I know people who should be under quarantine but they go out and party hard. So it doesn't matter anymore just short the market and hope to survive.
Obsessing over world changing information and doing jack shit about it does sound like something high IQ people would do.
>Day 235
>OP still sucking dicks for beans
>hasn't wiped his ass in months
>has almost forgotten what toilette paper looks like
so we're prepping in case the stores shut down but if burger king closes wont they just start selling canned food? no reason to go out of my way to prep i reckon.
She can fuck off if she doesn't like it.
I only have 50 myself so laugh all you want . plus months of food
well what the fuck do you want to do if the people who should act do nothing and wait.
borders should be closed since a month. but we gotta protect the economy!!! oy vey
its over boys pack it up
you know you can wipe your ass with a rag or a sponge right?
Me and my friends decided long ago, there's like 4 of us, that in the even of an apocalyptic scenario we were going shotgun death-squad, and do it first, before people really started to realistically act like that, we'd gear up and start indiscriminately murdering people for their supplies that they had inevitably gathered.
Preppers may have some success against looters if they are not overwhelmed but eventually it's kind of irrelevant.
The obvious apocalyptic go to play is to round up 5 friends with AR-15s and take the canned goods from the autistic preppers.
Let me guess the same people that cannot figure out how to clean their asshole long term without buying massive bundles of toilet paper are going to be the ones alive after even a month? Its fucking moronic. If you do not have a compound with at least 5-10 grown men with arms training you represent nothing more than a decentralized grocery store.
spices and hot sauces are worth a whole lot in SHTF scenarios too
more than gold
>Because if a girl ever comes to your house (doubtful) you are going to have to explain why you have 50 pounds on lentils.
lol this faggot does things based on women's approval
You will survive much longer than the guy who bought 200 boxes of rice a roni
I'm certified 140 IQ and yes, I don't give a single fuck, I have enough of my own problems
>My sister went to work to America living like that and with $12 an hour and two jobs came back in THREE MONTHS with 10k dollars.
She was prostituting herself, mate.
Aside from scientific work or something glowie I can't think of anything.
wait wait wait wait.
what the fuck is a 'moral boosting snack'
you're right. high iq individuals know that life is static and what is here today will be here tomorrow. the supply chain is too perfect, a product of infallible progressive globalism. I personally keep nothing extra in my house, and instead put my total faith in the never-ending supply chain; shopping each day for just what I need for the next. they'll all look pretty foolish when all that toilet paper starts expiring.
I stocked up to about that level. At this point, I will go about my weekly shopping as usual and hopefully that's the way it will remain. Each time I go I will grab a few extras to add to the inventory as well.
So that stock goes untouched until either it becomes impossible to do ordinary shopping or until this thing runs its course and things begin to return to normal. At that time I will start drawing upon it until it's gone.
Will my prep survive an apocalyptic outcome or even widespread breakdown of the civil order? Of course not; it's not intended to. Will it see me through reasonably expected disruptions on the assumption that after a period of time the situation will improve and eventually return to normal? Yes.
Midwits evidently have some genetic block to the concept of non-perishable.
(OP) is a potential future raider. Buy more ammo to deal with his kind during the collapse.
or with your hand like a street shitter
just because you can doesn't mean i have to turn into an uncivilized person
>Being American
>Imagine 4 people can take on even a slightly armed house.
I know you're larping, but you have to understand you would most likely not last more than 2-3 houses.
Dude I had a coworker complaining to me about not having enough money for food but asking me if I wanted to hangout to play video games and drink beer. Were all actually retarded.
>10KG of dried sausage
This is actually a good idea, instead of canned meats. One sausage will last two days, packed with fat and protein and salt.
What kind of canned meat is decent?
>panic starts
>user and his autism squad kill some grandma
>in a week everything gets back to normal
>user and his buddies get raped by niggers in prison for the next 50 years
I am praying for one of my stupid co-workers to come down with this. They'll have to self quarantine us and that means furloughs, for which I can collect unemployment.
Toilet paper and bleach stonks are dropping. Everyone has toilet paper now.
Bic Lighters and Duct tape stonks rising
Candles currently level but futures look good.
Nails, screws, and fishing line are a hidden gem, but won't be great until things get really bad. Solid long term investment.
For your harem store feminine hygiene products. Ladies in the boogaloo are going to want to stay with strong man who thought about their needs. Their pussies will be dripping; both menstrual blood and pussy juice. Real chads will store condoms and plan b if they don't want to make future farm hands just yet.
maybe he had beer in his fridge still and wanted to share the last of it with you and that night actually costed him zero dollars.
That's why you also have guns??
>what the fuck is a 'moral boosting snack'
Candies and sweets to fight off the boredom of eating pasta and rice all the time.
Hello fellow retards I'm cooking some food for the mice that live under my bed. Also I stored up 1000 poopoos should I get rid of them? Please respond
well i suppose the labs are working 24/7 on it. I'm not a lab frog. This thing will kill off a big part of the old population
> extremely contagious virus which experts are still trying to figure out and there won't be a vaccine for in a year minimum
there are similar outbreaks dozens of times a year that we don't hear about because they are known diseases, you have a higher chance of getting one of them, but you haven't before so why expect it to now? The virus hype is 100% media pushed and fabricated
Hostess on two hotels, 14 hour workday 6 days a week.
Yeah, or buying expensive phones. They study bullshit degrees and want to live like their economist/businessman parents.
They think austerity is buying one instead of two beers lmao. Embrace your social class, as you were forewarned youd be
>I'm going to stand at the return desk
Retail jobs are for kids faggot.
so what is the reason for hyping this up so much?
>running around killing the elder
what are you a nigger?
>half his net worth invested in canned ravioli
poor fag detect.