ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

dip your facecloth in the toilet and then wipe, simple as that

Go outside and get some leaves fag. The cuddle anus of western society.

Wait, Americans use toiletpaper?

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... what so hard shitting in the shower and wafflestomping it down the drain? I havn't used toilet paper in decades, actual toilet is just a porcelain chair these days...

This. I use Scott and I was gonna grab a 4 pack so I didnt have to run to Costco in case I get quarentined

>$5 for 4 rolls
>Can get a 24pk for $15 at Costco

Guess where I am off to at 9am tomorrow

>wiping

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Time to get a bidet, OP. Once you see how much less tp you are using, you won't want to go back. Especially if you get one with a heated seat.