/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1670

Coof on her first

>communal spread
WARM WEATHER DOESNT STOP THE VIRUS

Say yes and grab her face and rape it

HAPPENING PROBABILITY : GREATER THAN 5000%

PREPARE TO SHELTER IN PLACE FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME. BUY SHELF STABLE FOOD. STOCKPILE WATER. GATHER MULTI-VITAMINS AND OTHER SUPPLEMENTS, MEDICATIONS, AND SPICES SO YOUR FOOD TASTES GOOD.

GATHER PERSONAL PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT INCLUDING N95+ (P100 IDEAL OR OXYGEN TANK MASK) EYE PROTECTION AND DURABLE COVERALLS (THINK: TYCHEM 2000). GET A FIREARM. PRACTICE ESCAPE ROUTES. PREPRE TO LEAVE DENSLY POPULATED AREAS WITH LOW NOTICE. HAVE A PLAN.

GATHER PLASTIC SHEETING, TAPE, AND WARNING SIGNS. ALCOHOL. HYDROGEN PEROXIDE. NOT EVERYONE WILL BE AS
PREPARED AS YOU.

SHITS GETTING REAL ANONS. DON’T DIE BY BEING UNPREPARED.

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kjrh.com/news/local-news/first-case-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-tulsa-county

it's in my city and state bros. i've been neet since january and am prepped up the ass but if i catch it i'll live stream it on twitch.

deus vult. i love you guys :(

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>tell coworkers about first case of community spread
>"haha user don't worry about it if we get it we get it we'll' be fine"
>2/3 of them are overweight
Didn't bother trying to warn them about unresolved questions about the nature of the virus permanent damage etc, not my fucking problem

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I feel sick bros. Cough. Sore throat. Chest feels a bit tight.

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i love how cvg brings together shitlords from all nations, comparing stats, discussing prep tactics and all that. I love you niggers

I agree with Elon it's an overblown nothingburger