/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1670

Coof on her first

>communal spread
WARM WEATHER DOESNT STOP THE VIRUS

Say yes and grab her face and rape it

HAPPENING PROBABILITY : GREATER THAN 5000%

PREPARE TO SHELTER IN PLACE FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME. BUY SHELF STABLE FOOD. STOCKPILE WATER. GATHER MULTI-VITAMINS AND OTHER SUPPLEMENTS, MEDICATIONS, AND SPICES SO YOUR FOOD TASTES GOOD.

GATHER PERSONAL PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT INCLUDING N95+ (P100 IDEAL OR OXYGEN TANK MASK) EYE PROTECTION AND DURABLE COVERALLS (THINK: TYCHEM 2000). GET A FIREARM. PRACTICE ESCAPE ROUTES. PREPRE TO LEAVE DENSLY POPULATED AREAS WITH LOW NOTICE. HAVE A PLAN.

GATHER PLASTIC SHEETING, TAPE, AND WARNING SIGNS. ALCOHOL. HYDROGEN PEROXIDE. NOT EVERYONE WILL BE AS
PREPARED AS YOU.

SHITS GETTING REAL ANONS. DON’T DIE BY BEING UNPREPARED.

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kjrh.com/news/local-news/first-case-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-tulsa-county

it's in my city and state bros. i've been neet since january and am prepped up the ass but if i catch it i'll live stream it on twitch.

deus vult. i love you guys :(

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>tell coworkers about first case of community spread
>"haha user don't worry about it if we get it we get it we'll' be fine"
>2/3 of them are overweight
Didn't bother trying to warn them about unresolved questions about the nature of the virus permanent damage etc, not my fucking problem

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I feel sick bros. Cough. Sore throat. Chest feels a bit tight.

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i love how cvg brings together shitlords from all nations, comparing stats, discussing prep tactics and all that. I love you niggers

I agree with Elon it's an overblown nothingburger

Every hour there's something more and more cataclysmic. I think the media here will actively start to backpeddle on the news soon, like they did with brexit scare stories.

Reminder to unironically coom to Corona-chan in order to give her your sexual energy and make her more powerful

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Definitely corona

yikes

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f

Threadly reminder, unless you have gold & silver you're going to exit the collapse into poverty

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youtu.be/nKo2PEVMtb4

Called Normie Folks in another state.
Explained everything in layman terms.
Told them to stock up on minimum 3 months food, more if possible.
'Ok, maybe we will get some rice'

They're dead.

MARCH 6

1st case in Bhutan
1st case in Vatican City
1st case in Serbia
1st case in Cameroon
1st case in Slovakia
1st case in Peru
1st case in Togo
1st case in Colombia
1st case in Costa Rica

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you will live stream yourself coughing a little bit?

15 dead in the US from corona virus
>15 dead in the US from corona virus
15 dead in the US from corona virus
>15 dead in the US from corona virus

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A hospital left a Corona patient without Quarantine for a whole week without realizing it our government is incompetent.
Our government will ignore the issues until someone dies or gets seriously hurt or it affected a lot of people.

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>Rich man associated with science but doesn't have much scientific knowledge himself say thing and I agree.

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Just an empty wheat disk sandwich originating from the region of Hamburg in Germany. Amirite guise?

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>SHITS GETTING REAL ANONS.

Good post. You're right.

>I cant wait for Trump to mail out fucking airlines who already absolutely fuck over people (Why yes I enjoy paying $700 for a 15 hour flight where I cant bend my legs cause I am over 6ft)

>Retarded nigger can fly to the other side of the world in less than a day for less than a week's pay
>Considers himself fucked over because he's an oversized wildebeest and has to sit without his legs crossed

The absolute state of you niggers sometimes, man

they just confirmed a case on the southside of my city fellow britbongs am I fucked?

>feel a strange sensation in my lungs when I breathe in deep

It’s over lads
Gonna die a virgin

Thanks to everyone on here for keeping me company through the years

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How long all my isolation fags going off radar for?

I can commence tonight if needed....

Just let em go, you can’t help someone if they don’t want it

Yas Forums is the most diverse white nationalist group around afterall. Diversity is our strength.

Please ignore this bot

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Already done that today

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Rip off her clothes and knock her up before corona-chan takes away my fertility.

I DONT WANT TO DIE! I FINALLY BOUGHT THIS NINTENDO SWITCH! WHAT THE FUCK?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DANGIT.

sure why not, i'll play dark souls while i'm at it

>searching for corona stuff
>this pops up

Is one dollar man into NTR?

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dude just trust the plan and get comfy!
did you hear mini mike dropped out? KAG!

We need more stories from people who have recovered. Where are these people? The only one I've seen is that Brit in China. He was at death's door for 4 weeks. And he was only a young lad.

I’ve been intermittently spamming this pasta for about a Month. Back then the probability was 40%.

Honestly, this is a worst case scenario.

International case doubling every 2-4 days. Human to human transmission in more than 50 countries. Cryptic spread for weeks globally.

i think in the long run we're all gonna be fucked. they're already comparing this to the 1918 pandemic, which this may be worse. there is no vaccine in sight in the foreseeable future.

Trust me manlet. Being stuffed in a plane like a sardine sucks

>Dead: 3,462
lol, still only 3,462.
How many days has it been stuck at 3,462? Four days? Five days?

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I've figured it out. Trump is trying his hardest to make it look like he has no idea what he's doing because that way the people who know what they're doing will work that much harder so Trump doesn't tank the entire country.

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>yfw you realize everytime you cum you're bukaking a bunch of viruses and bacteria
>yfw you can literally cum on corona-chan

I always suspected chinks would destroy the world one way or another, didn't think it would be a virus

>Being over 6ft is considered a "wildebeast"

Under 5ft8 confirmed

No but be prepped to cut off imminently. What region?

Truth

Digits and you make it bro. Have fun with the switch. God bless Nintendo.

Eventually the medical staff in germany is going to snap and test more aggressively, ignoring gag order and alike.
They'll also test cases that supposedly succumbed to the 'flu'.

LA user here. I work at a home improvement store. 2 COWORKERS COLLAPSED AT WORK TODAY. One fell outside the building claiming he was on the phone then blacked out and fell getting bad injuries on his head. Literally 4 hours later ANOTHER coworker (greeter) fell off his chair on the floor. This is in the city of Hawthorne.
Lads..... I think I caught it going near them........ REEEEE

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Still only 4 in NZ.
Com'n happen already, I've been waiting for this for weeks.

corona chan is just like WWII/Black plague/Spanish flu...etc. We are meant to be culled out every once in a while.
We shouldn't resist it. Some are meant to live , others are meant to die.
The truth is oh so simple.

Elon is a glownigger lackey. They've been feeding him tech. He's just the face of it

>Honestly, this is a worst case scenario.

I know. Even if 1 user takes your warning, you have saved one. People are not seeing the bigger picture. Folks think I'm crazy. But at least i won't be dead.

AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 98,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1236054532116877312
>AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 98,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1236054532116877312
AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 98,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1236054532116877312
>AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 98,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1236054532116877312
AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 98,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1236054532116877312
>AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 98,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1236054532116877312

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>iv fluid bag filled with mountain dew

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ne england

Im ready to loot tesco

Sup fag

*96 million not 98 but whatever

In Argentina are now 8 confirmed cases.

I keep seeing people deny the reproductive harm of SARS-COV-2 because it's "only hypothetical" yet SARS-COV-1 caused measurable orchitis (testicular inflammation)
academic.oup.com/biolreprod/article/74/2/410/2667029

Not surprising governments of European countries on average either welcoming threats, ignoring them, or making them worse. Business as usual for those disgusting kike lovers.

About 3 months starting 3 weeks ago

see ya user. its too late for you.

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I just hope the virus will kill normies

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The ones who are meant to die are the ones who turn a blind eye to it. It's a culling meant to remove the weak and complacent

Alright boys, corona paranoia is finally hitting me. What are the essentials to stock up on? Also how many weeks worth of supplies should I go for?

>96 million infected
>480,000 deaths
By what time? Reply "BE GONE, BUG BITCH" if you want Corona out of US!

hey Gary

Has no one yet realized that this game is used to outsource computation and generate iterations?

how is this not bannable
if you are young and healthy you are fine and may not even notice an infection.
The ones who die are old people and those with some pre-existing condition.
(living in a 2nd or 3rd world country without a proper medical system is a pre-existing condition)

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CORONAVIRUS IS FRAUD
STOP SHILLING IT
ALMOST ALL VICTIMS ARE OLD 60yo+ PEOPLE

>Threadly reminder a big fucking retard with 12 monkeys like me is coming for your gold and silver and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Should've bugged in user. We told you to bug in weeks ago.

In the medieval ages towns would close their gates to avoid being hit by an epidemic, why don't governments today have the balls to do that?

I have something. A spacey fluey feeling, slight headache, vertigo. Nothing on the lungs, no cold symptoms. Never had anything like this and I'd bet this is the start of CC.

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We’re done for. Time for prepping was yesterday lads. Go now if you haven’t.

MULTIPLE CASES IN JACKSONVILLE FL

I REPEAT MULTIPLE CASES QUARANTINED IN JACKSONVILLE FL BAPTIST HOSPITAL

Heard from nurses at the hospital that multiple patients are quarantined with coronavirus but the gag order doesn’t allow them to announce it.

TIME TO PREPARE IS OVER

I'm going in stages. First stage is only online ordering. Second stage is dig into stockpile when online ordering is not possible anymore.

>less than 500k deaths
DOOMERFAGS BTFO

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desu britanon ive been putting off going full prepper for weeks but shit is hitting the fan now for real.

>$700 for a 15 hour flight
The absolute entitlement of this cunt

>I just hope the virus will kill normies

Don't need to hope - 90 percent of Normies us Anons interact with have blown this all off as a nothingburger. Meanwhile, I'm in very small country town. Zero toilet paper, Rice is gone from City, flour, oil, tissues, noodles.

I have covid-19 ask me anything

137 cases here now and we are not prepared.

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>a month ago
youtube.com/watch?v=71bMLC7fUNw

Why is he always right bros?

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70% of Americans have a preexisting condition.

>SXSW cancelled
>The Arnold cancelled
>Seattle Comic Con postponed
Will this be enough to get normies to wake up?

why did you infect your dog's asshole

Will help repopulate the earth if your testicles survive?

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SXSW cancelled
cnbc.com/2020/03/06/sxsw-cancelled-due-to-coronavirus.html

Specify, where was the case found? Technically we've had cases here for a while, just in the RVI getting treated.

twitter.com/lookner/status/1235989378792554498

every fucking time

Jannies don't do shit except fuck everything up and not remove bots and shills because they're massive kikes themselves.

480,000 deaths? How long's it been at 480,000 deaths? A day? Two days? A week? What a nothingburger

LA user update. Both of them were old and got back up again. This is so weird.

Unironically, it's every man for himself boys, god speed!

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>furry conventions also get cancelled

post proof with timestamp

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It's going to be astonishing.

youtu.be/TAc8NpxUC50

Millions will die.

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>I work

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Is that Putin

>clickbait title
>paywall

Fuck them

>In the medieval ages towns would close their gates to avoid being hit by an epidemic, why don't governments today have the balls to do that?

Trump cut China off, but there was never any serious possibility of cutting Europe off. As soon as Italy blew, I knew it was over.

The only question now will be whether cutting China off bought enough time that we'll make it to Spring before everything falls apart.

youtu.be/pAsq7-_3XTI
Is this stupid nigger task force ever going to start?

It's just a 5x flu then

still think this will blow over tbqhwy

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Are you chinese?
Oh, nevermind, canadian.

The point of postponing panic is to assure a through saturation and double digit transmission rates. As later people try to stock supplies, as more likely it is for them to get exposed to the disease in the close quarters of the stores ~ touching surfaces that have been touched by dozens if not hundred potentially infected in quick sucession just hours if not minutes prior.

>Will this be enough to get normies to wake up?

You could plane them to Wuhan epicenter, have people dropping dead en masse around them and they'd still tell you its just the flu and the government have everything under control...

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE USA VERSION OF THIS PROJECTED CHART FOR INFECTION GROWTH

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what's your race, age and symptoms?

Proofs? Not that I don't believe you, I do.

Needs more bear

Good idea. Being a neet may have just extended my life for a while.

pics or it didn't happen faaaag I promise you are immune from being doxxed

THOSE GOGGLES AREN'T AIRTIGHT REEEEEEE

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I just want to reiterate that any coroanchan "medical" advice from an emt is like getting legal advice from a paralegal. There is a reason they are making poverty wages. You can literally be an emt as a high school student.

While I'm at it, any cna's, lpn's, and rn's should be taken with a grain of salt. They are essentially doctor helpers. They know some, but not as much as they think.

real, not fake
mega.nz/#!EegymY5D!WJDfYPfpmYHVAEfs7-KQT5PsUGiTADdjnvQs6XMKwSs

>Still only 4 in NZ.
>Com'n happen already, I've been waiting for this for weeks.

You guys should immediately shut your airports and ports. No joke. You could actually escape this.

I had that a week or two ago. It'll pass, user. It's nothing.

Checked and RIP

Didn't Trump cut funding to the CDC or plan to and it's treating Corona as a meme

the only reason to try to keep from being infected in the first place is to keep your balls safe so you come out the other end of this with a license to breed.

kek
>propublica.org/article/cdc-coronavirus-covid-19-test
US didnt follow WHO guidelines on handling testing
US didn't test til feb26th (still not aggressively testing)

archive.is/9wLaw
Not clickbait. Here's an archive to bypass the paywall. Pic related too

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It is not to late to get baptised, user.

Did the illuminatiy card game ever predict this pandemic?

Just curious.

Is bill gates still in seattle? No way he's still there according to his twitter right? In fact if any of you have the location of ANYONE that funded or had a direct hand of this bioweapon pls let me know, that'd be great : )

Alright boys, corona paranoia is finally hitting me. What are the essentials to stock up on? Also how many weeks worth of supplies should I go for?

My OC-ish edit made it as the cover photo. Feels honored.

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Agreed.

*thorough

Care to explain how that would work?

I'm sorry for your family's loss.

Sunderland
doxxy park

White, 21. Girlfriend is from Wuhan and I got it from her.

No symptoms yet

Read my notes from Event 201. Will explain a lot. Theyre keeping the economy open long enough to stave off economic crash.

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>AMERICAN HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION PREDICTS 98,000,000 INFECTIONS AND 480,000 DEATHS IN USA
and you will still be scared to actually wear your mask in public

You guys made me look like a fucking idiot to my family, literally nothing has happened in the West outside of some fucking boomers dying at 80 years old. Fuck Yas Forums

World is ending my fucking ass

imagine being such a stupid goy you fall for the globalist's plan to crash the economy

Pay for the first exit row like the rest of us and appreciate how fucking cheap per mile that is. Jesus.

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Nope fuck you. You should have listened earlier. You're the same as panic buying normies now.

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breddy gudd not gonna lie

Although I don't support the personification of pathogens

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Okay

>BRAZIL HAVE 768 SUSPECTED CASES
BRAZIL HAVE 768 SUSPECTED CASES
>BRAZIL HAVE 768 SUSPECTED CASES
BRAZIL HAVE 768 SUSPECTED CASES
>BRAZIL HAVE 768 SUSPECTED CASES
BRAZIL HAVE 768 SUSPECTED CASES
>BRAZIL HAVE 768 SUSPECTED CASES
BRAZIL HAVE 768 SUSPECTED CASES

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I fucking hope so but either way that puts me in this house for a while because the last thing I need now is the actual CC.

>Being stuffed in a plane like a sardine sucks

If I told you that if you gave me $700, I would put you in a typical airline seat and give you a ride to the fucking Moon, would you consider that a good deal?

100 years ago - hell, 75 years ago - getting from NY to Tokyo in less than a day for less than a week's pay would have been just as inconceivably good a deal as getting to the Moon would be today.

You shouldn't expect to be comfortable when you pay that little to get to the other side of Earth in less than a day.

Bros

I have bad diarrhea and a super bad headache that water and caffeine wouldn't help. Is it just a stomach flu?

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>IT'S JUST A X5 FLU BRO

i'm stealing this post user

Gold and silver are very dense. You can kill someone with a gold brick easily.

>Hospitals should prepare for an impact 10 x the severe flu season.

That will be every bit as bad here. We going full aircract hanger "hospitals" and Hyde Park as morgues like that Tory Minister said.

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>19:56: 1 new case in Yolo County, California, United States.

>nothing has happened

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>Work at medical supply place
>Boss said people are scaling hand soap now so work is going back up again.

I literally can't bug in.

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Is this actually going to challenge the civilization or is it just going to kill some people and then disappear?

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What if it "only" makes you sick as a dog for 4 weeks and keeps coming back year after year?

Post timestamped proooooooooof

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God that took way too long. I need to stop drinking.

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Coronavirus in NY: Federal judge wants inmates' temperatures taken before court appearances

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NOOO NO LOS MACACOS

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Based, some bitch at my local Tesco is a real QT. It's not kidnap if there are no police left to enforce the laws boys.

>help a mother today get a gift for her kid
>she's getting it because he's in the ICU for pneumonia and a fever
>is 3 hours away from closest case
Guys am I fucked? I washed my hands for at least a minute right after that.

i love her user, really enjoy the vintage look

I saw first incident but didn't pic because of you doxxing degenerates. coworker just texted me she saw second coworker faint on the job.

No proof, just hearsay but I 100% believe it. I work at a restaurant and mentioned it to the bartender and that’s what he told me, I asked him how he knew and if he was serious and he said he’s friends with some nurses that told him that 4 days ago. Doesn’t seem like he was trolling about it and he’s a normie so no reason to lie about it anyways. In addition to this I went to shands hospital for an infection a week or so ago and all the nurses were talking about it and scared shitless. It seems they may know something we don’t, like it may be at that hospital too but who knows.

dance for coronachan anons
twitter.com/Q8demo/status/1235179703612379136

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Five new cases of Coronavirus have been confirmed by the government tonight.
This brings the number of confirmed cases in the Republic of Ireland to 18 and a total of 22 on island of Ireland.

>Germany +125
Come on I am still alive, what are you doing baby corona

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I fucking hope so lol
Wait, the deaths will be higher. if its lets say 3%, the death rate for 96 million is 2,880,000

dont let them. let the inmates infect the libshit judges of NY

Ten times as worse as the flu season but less than 3/4 of the deaths, bullshit. Why does it always have to be bullshit.

Looks like you got a gift also.
The gift of Corona-chan

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Do you think government-licensed breeders will be allowed to choose who they want to impregnate? They can't force me to have sex with someone (such as fat or black women), that would be rape.

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Vice President Pence and Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing

youtu.be/pAsq7-_3XTI
youtu.be/pAsq7-_3XTI

That actual string of digits.

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That fucking Chicago sig.

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Also a guy at the community garden I’m a part of is a nurse I’m seeing him tomorrow morning so ill see if hell spill any beans to me

>no police left to enforce the laws boys

They're probably in deep planning for that RN.

Snip from story in ABC this morning.
They're still pushing the 14 day quarantine nonsense.
This is our national broadcaster that most normies believe.

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Pence speaking now youtube.com/watch?v=H6GldZD6XgM

>tfw even the estimate predicting half a million deaths is too conservative

PLS BE IN

L O N D O N
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Have you been training chaps? I warned you one month ago. That's plenty of time to get fit. You should be in good shape now. Only the fit and healthy will survive.

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It's the gift that truly does keep giving!

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New Jim stream anytime soon?

VP conference starting.

youtube.com/watch?v=pAsq7-_3XTI

where is trump

also no deaths, this can not be right. wtf are they reporting?

CHINA DID THIS. THEY NEED TO BE PUNISHED. SURELY THE WHOLE OF EARTH CAN UNITE IN NUKING THEM.

it might bring us all together

>44

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Spoke to my mum, turns out she was prepping for brexit already. ~3 months food worth of tins, oats, rice etc. Thank fuck.

Mike Pence briefing now
pscp.tv/w/1kvJpXLaybbJE

Reminder that the virus will likely mutate into a even less deadly version (less lethal strains are naturally selected, killing hosts is not a good evolutionary strategy)

It's nothing. This time next year it will just be like a normal stain of the flu

Baby it's the freakin' weekend bout to have me some fun.

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Guys, that's the US deaths.

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Wuhan (got you all infected)

bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/

trips says VP says Coronachan

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tweeting from the can about how everything's fine and job numbers are yuge probably

you are obviously being racistic by not hugging every asian german in your neighborhood

Any info on death of infants yet? My son is 6 months old and if he doesn't make it I will kill myself.

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Happening now. York university, Toronto.

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A coronavirus pandemic would be 'quite useful' in killing off hospital bed blockers, a senior doctor claimed today in the wake of the first UK death.

Professor June Andrews, a former Scottish government official, conceded the comments sounded 'horrific' but insisted they were an honest assessment of the consequences of a Covid-19 pandemic.

Speaking to Holyrood's public audit committee, she blamed politicians for leaving the elderly stuck in hospitals because there were not enough social care services for them to be discharged to.

Congrats, good work.

21 cases on Grand Princess off the coast of California
19 crew members 2 passengers

"Threat remains low"

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SOMEONE PLEASE

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Gold, silver or the third currency: violence.

>chambers FAL

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>No symptoms yet
symptoms of your gf?

Can someone please give me advice. Is this sufficient?

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lmao this is such a sandnigger take

Super rare, almost zero?

I don't think there's been any cases of dead infants from this, they seem to be resistant somehow to death. However I'd try to keep him from getting infected still bro. It'll suck ass to be sick even if he lives. I know that from having Swine Flu as a kid.

>Furry conventions cancelled
And Canada's GDP crashes overnight

True, more likely to be the military do be fair mate. Although does depend how high the risk becomes vs the reward of maintaining public order. My money is on them eventually holing up in places like Northolt and leave the civvies to eat and fuck each other.

just kys to be safe. you never know!

It's in Kentucky.

Hmm that sounds pretty plausible. I remember reading that there was a case in JAX maybe a week or so ago, maybe it was you lol. Either way I believe it, as there was that case with a cruise ship out there too.

Any tips on storing gas?

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get the fuck out of there user

I was told today by someone I know that someone in their family passed away in january. She went to the doc, had pneumonia, was found dead on her floor two days later wearing clothes - meaning she wufell and died. wtf

Headaches, slight fever, achy, dry cough

That's my plan

isnt jack donovan a faggot

infants and children seem to be only spreaders and carriers and are either asymptomatic or mild issues

kek

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yes just get P3 filters

8 confirmed cases in argentina
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it begins

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Explain more please

>19 crew members of the Grand Princess tested positive
>this was their 2nd cruise from infection to detection
lmao what a mess

I believe you. Live here on southside. Lots of coofing. Nonstop coofing.

try jews

Keep it cool and out of direct sunlight.
It's not rocket science.

CORONACHAN HAS HIT 100 000 SUBSCRIBERS.

Watch the bullshit live.

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Lowball numbers. Best case scenario.

>Killing self
>Not killing jew bankers nearby
Holy fuck is Yas Forums this cucked? I swear I'm gonna be the only one huh? Whatever corona will soon activate me.

The images of medical staff completely covered while taking people in a stretcher is god tier apocalypse fuel.

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It's lacking evolutionary pressure for that to happen.

Are P3 filters as effective as N95/N99?

oh shit

bs as is lost, also half the congourbano works in bsas, prepare for the worst

ironically this pandemics is boon for trumps strategy as he can put all blame on china and lessen us dependency of chink production with a proof that such dependency is dangerous for national security

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I’m pretty sure that most of you know the definition of a miracle is something that’s occurred which is not explainable by natural or scientific laws, and therefore is considered to be the work of a divine agency—while at the same time you’re knowing this, many of you may not have seen one fully documented—UNTIL NOW!
So right here, and right now, I present to all of you a fully documented bonafide miracle guaranteed to amaze and astound—that began with virtually unknown Democrat Party US Congressman Frank Pallone—who just eight days after his 31 October 2019 vote to approve the resolution that formally authorized the impeachment inquiry against President Donald Trump, on 8 November 2019 to be exact, introduced for the first time a bill titled H.R.4998 - Secure and Trusted Communications Networks Act of 2019—that rocketed through the US House of Representatives in relative light-speed fashion, and where, on 16 December 2019, it was approved by a unanimous voice vote of all Democrat and Republican members of the US House—and yesterday, on 27 February 2020, was likewise approved by a unanimous voice vote of all Democrat and Republican members in the US Senate—and today sits on the desk of President Trump awaiting his signature to become a final law.

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more effective

same as n99

Store it in plastic bags. just double bag it and keep it in your trunk.

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COME ON IT WAS POSTED LAST NIGHT BUT I DIDNT SAEV

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This.

Then pay extra for first class? You get what you pay for nigger.

Keep it under your bed because people will try to steal it. Make sure you can smell the fumes constantly so you can tell when the gas is going bad.

Pretty simple, the strains/mutations of the virus that infect but do not kill are more likely to spread, the strains that kill out die with the person infected

>we are ready

All the world governments have hid the infant death numbers because that is the true horror and people would not react well to seeing that..

I don't get it.
Is this assumptions about what is going to happen?

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Since President Trump was sworn into office, you should know, this is the first time he’s been presented with a law rushed to his desk unanimously approved by every single “at war to the death” Democrat and Republican member of the US Congress—who even in the calmest times can’t agree on anything—but were united in a fear of something so terrifying to them all, they were left no choice but to act—a fear shown in this new law that immediately bans the purchase in America of telecom equipment from Chinese manufacturers like Huawei and ZTE—and that further staggeringly gives $1 billion in emergency funding to help smaller rural telecoms “rip and replace” from their telecom systems every single Chinese made piece of equipment they have.
If you’re wondering why this miracle bill was rushed to the desk of President Trump, you should really take a good look at the CT scans of patients having Radiation-Induced Lung Injury and compare them with the CT scans of patients infected with the coronavirus COVID-19 disease—which will explain to you why the Radiological Society of North America has just issued an emergency alert declaring that CT scans should be used as the primary screening tool for COVID-19.

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oh okay. I have 3 10gal canisters but am considering picking up more or maybe a larger solution that is safer. So evaporation isn't an issue?

Not in this case, compadre. If it didn't have such a long infective asymptomatic stage, then maybe. But it does, pretty sure its very mutative as well.

I'm most interested in what funky mutations we'll get after it goes through different ethnic groups and countries.

Africa will make something terrible IMO. It could gain traits from all the HIV infected, and get a boost to its own HIV-like activity.

Not to mention all the chronic STDs in cities around the world.

most cases are fine for a 14 days quarantine. only a few cases go over that

Goodnight sweet prince

Bro might get a pity fuck cheer up

They're the most protection you can get

P3 is the EU equivalent of P100

This feel, I know
>8 month old
>another on the way

This. Trump can say we need made in America and strong boards off of this alone.

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they basically wargamed the wuflu right before it happened.

Gen wouldn't surprise me if Boris enacted Civic Contingencies Act or a version therof within the next few weeks.

People are too impatient. It takes time mofos, TIME. Give it another month now that it's spread outside of China.

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>► Detected: 101,848 ► Died: 3,462
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>62 deaths and 1659 cases in brazil in 2018
Im more worried about dengue but corona is very lethal, where are you gwetting these numbers? i see no sources

'no'
I already feel rough like I need fucking brain cancer