How do we solve the youth binge drinking crisis?

Just the trashy ones.

All of my gfs have basically been non-drinkers.
my wife is a non-drinker

>you must catch them young 13-14 of age
>bring in the village wise man and drink with the kids
>keep the glasses full of vodka at all times
>kids try to keep up with you to show their maturity
>kids pass out and wake up to a hangover that lasts for days
>puke at the smell of alcohol for the next 5 years
grats, you have now covered the critical years and instilled a lesson of moderation