>implying that Part 5's circus freaks can even hold a candle to the best crew in the series
Jojo part 5 has by far the worst cast of any part, all the characters are just like strange, uncomfortable, homoerotic...
Ethan Walker
Parker Powell
Why doesn't Jobun, the largest jojolion, simply eat the other five?
Julian Nelson
Stardust Crusaders
>All the characters have their own identity and development
>All the characters have personal reasons to go after DIO
>All of them form a strong bond between each other
>They have a clear goal from the start
>Each of their sacrifices were not in vain since all of them led Jotaro one step closer to killing DIO
>Their enemies are DIO’s henchmen that he sends to slow them down until he recovers to his full strength
Passione
>Characters don’t have their own identities besides some gimmicks like the guy who’s afraid of number 4 or the girl who’s the boss’s daughter. No one besides Bruno gets any character development.
>Most of the characters have no reason to go after Diavolo besides “Bruno wants to kill him so I’ll just tag along lol”
>No sense of bond between characters, most of them don’t even like each other
>They don’t have a clear goal from the start, most of the team thinks that they are there just to safely escort the boss’s daughter to him
>Narancia’s death has no impact on the story whatsoever and doesn’t help them defeat Diavolo
>Their enemies for the first half are guys who have THE EXACT SAME GOAL as them, but for some reason they decide to kill them all instead of teaming up with them
Luke Barnes
Reminder that Bruno is the only character who is aware of Giorno's dream. None of the characters in the show ever find out that he joined the gang to take over and stop the drug trade even to their deaths.
Luis Green
>Their enemies for the first half are guys who have THE EXACT SAME GOAL as them, but for some reason they decide to kill them all instead of teaming up with them
not true. the goal of the hitman team was to kill the boss so that they could take over the drug routes. Whereas brunos team was essentially hand picked by him to be people who had a moral alignment against drug usage, and are motivated to rise to the top to end drug usage in their community.
Both of them wanted to kill the boss true, but that was just an obstacle in the way of both of their overall goals. they had incompatible dreams even if they temporarily did have a common enemy.
Anthony Baker
>Whereas brunos team was essentially hand picked by him to be people who had a moral alignment against drug usage, and are motivated to rise to the top to end drug usage in their community.
Lol, that's not true.
Robert Parker
Giornos dream was already Brunos dream. While they didn't know specifically that giorno shared the team, or that they were currently working specifically to make that dream come true, they did trust in Brunos justice.
They all had an unspoken acknowledgement with Bruno that they disliked what drugs had done to their community, or at least in a Brunos justice.
It's true, you must've been sleeping during all of the flashbacks to where Bruno recruited them... they all had reasons and motivations for following Brunos justice - in nearly every single instance he hand picked them due to their character - and likewise they joined because of Brunos character.
As alot of it is unspoken, you have to be a true man to pick up on it - so its not surprising you didnt realize what was going on.
Grayson Gutierrez
Don't you faggots get tired of "part x is such and such" threads?
John Carter
>it was unspoken
That's a very elegant way of saying that it never actually happened outside of your fanfiction
Jeremiah Davis
Literally all parts except 2 were longer than needed.
Risotto should've won.