>No role in crew family dynamic
>Never interacted properly with anybody except Luffy
>Doesn't have any goal that can be achieved by travelling with them
>Boring ass personality with no quirks
>Fulffills a position that solves a problem the crew has never had
>Overshadows every other crew member in importance in the world stage
>Artificial hype with characters sucking his shark dick, saying how much they want him to join
Why Oda? Pls let this all be a bait and switch and kill him already.
One Piece
Brody Hall
Dominic Lopez
Based Carrotgod.
Anthony Perez
He's the dad
Brook,Nami, Chopper, Sanji and Robin, especially Robin, the first guy she's ever called handsome
He's pretty goofy for a straight man
They would have died if not for his expert handling
One Piece has never been about power level
They've wanted him since Fishman Island almost 9 years ago
Are you gonna go on this stupid bullshit if Carrot joins too? She's flat out their little sister
Wyatt Robinson
Not to mention Carrot is the Look-out for the Strawhat Pirates.
Lincoln Hall
He'll replace Franky as the father figure? That's super lame, makes me like him even less
>Of course Robin is gonna call him handsome, because they all just love him so fucking much.
>They survived Aqua Laguna and travelling to the sky on an inferior ship with no helmsman.
>I dind't mention power level.
>They already have like, four straight men to zany antics.
Brody Davis
>Franky the robot-crazy guy who was kicked out of fucking everywhere and is a perv
>Father
lmao are we reading the same damn comic
Kevin Miller
Franky has never been a father figure he's that wash out uncle you hang out with who buys you booze
Josiah Roberts
Your father is an alcohol
Matthew Mitchell
Don't take it from me
Cameron Martin
>taking SBS as canon for characterization
I bet you think Luffy is Brazilian.