Ah yes... my old nemesis

whats up with the retarded trope of a kage spending all his time doing paperwork. its not like a president/prime minister spends all their time signing papers. even medieval warlords (which naruto basically is) or kings didnt waste their time with that

He refuses to belittle the station of "Hokage" by doing that, as stated, he won't even get a secretary because he wants to do it all himself because this was his 'dream'
>pic is Naruto

Attached: herp_derp.png (500x354, 42.25K)

This is what happens when you spent your entire teenagehood lusting after some handsome guy instead of training for your dream work(when even the guy you lust after tells you to stop stalking him and do your business already)

how would you know that? you're not a medieval warlord or united states president, you're just a wagecuck!

Attached: 1567129410958.jpg (1920x1080, 182.6K)

>No responsibility
>Roam the world for free (can teleport everywhere with his magic eye)
>No need to pay child support or deal with a nagging wife
>Never have to deal with gay paperwork through out his life
>Still one of the biggest badass in ninja world
Yeah... not sorry

Attached: b96b51c43956661b8aa743d67f1988b3.png (1334x750, 412.17K)

Well Nart, you should've let Madara win. Being hokage would match up with your expectations in a perfect dream I'm sure. Sometimes reality just sucks. Escapism is good.

Attached: IMG_20200320_121452.jpg (830x1080, 82.44K)

>"disrespectful" to the title of Hokage so he has to do everything himself

That's actually hilarious and falls in line with the character. Naruto was always a dumbass, but a dumbass with an honor code. Cute.

I still don't get why his plan is a bad thing. It's not like he is planning to consume all the victim's body ala the machines from the Matrix or kill them all in their dream. So why is he a bad guy again?

The matrix is supposed to make you not aware that your body is being broken down into fertilizer for the Shinju to produce a god fruit that Madara desires to eat.

So the marital and family problems are 100% his, and only his, fault. This is why I don’t mind Naruto NTR doujins.