>Ah yes... my old nemesis
>Paper work
Ah yes... my old nemesis
Bet he wishes he wasn't Hokage now, hah
isn't his whole thing making a shit ton of clones of himself? why not just clone and get it done in a minute or two lmao
Imagine how smart he'd get if he made 100 clones and had each read a book before releasing.
I believe he said something like doing that would be "disrespectful" to the title of Hokage so he has to do everything himself, or some other shitty excuse like that. Even Shikamaru just told him to hire a fucking secretary or something.
He's retarded
he said that the main one had to be in the hokages office but there is no reason not to make clones that stay in the office and help with paperwork. All the other hokage never seemed nearly this busy
Who knew being a ninja master would be so bureaucratic
why ninja world evolved to democratic?
>democratic
I think you'll find that most forms of government are filled with copious amounts of filing.
>shonen hero gets older, is unfulfilled at work, can't connect with his kids
it's really such a bizarre choice when you think about it, have any other series done something like this?
猫はおしゃべりと銀のスプーン
>HURRDURR I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT OF NINJATOWN!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!
>Whuuuuuuuuuuuuh? Being president of Ninjatown means doing paperwork? My entire dream is undermined but this somehow doesn't impact the plot at all!
But hey, he is not as retarded like is son at least
Because the clones are him and if he hated doing paperwork so much he'd rather offload them to some clones, the clones would be the same?
OH GOD NOT THE PAPERWORK
kek
>Kakashi as hokage
No paperwork in sight always on top of it and a badass all the time.
>Naruto as hokage
Barely has time to fuck his big tittied wife due to all the paperwork.
Give me a series with Kakashi as Hokage I want to see him whizz through ninja 401K's with his purple lightning pen technique, I want to see him lightning shadowclone himself to speak to diplomats AND attend Rin's grave at the same time. Kakashi seems like the type of guy who could handle a world crisis AND get home in time for dinner. Someone should make a S+ class mission to get Kakashi laid, the man needs a rest and his balls need to be emptied into a pure big tittied kunoichi.
Right but he still does it. So instead of doing 100 papers he could split it around to may 10 and then go gangbang his big titted Nana Mizuki voiced wife.
Kakashi was also the one who started modernizing the city, so he had even more paperwork to deal with. And of course he did his job efficiently and without complaining.
Naruto simply wasn't suited for the position, but ninja villages run on nepotism, so c'est la vie
whats up with the retarded trope of a kage spending all his time doing paperwork. its not like a president/prime minister spends all their time signing papers. even medieval warlords (which naruto basically is) or kings didnt waste their time with that
He refuses to belittle the station of "Hokage" by doing that, as stated, he won't even get a secretary because he wants to do it all himself because this was his 'dream'
>pic is Naruto
This is what happens when you spent your entire teenagehood lusting after some handsome guy instead of training for your dream work(when even the guy you lust after tells you to stop stalking him and do your business already)
how would you know that? you're not a medieval warlord or united states president, you're just a wagecuck!
>No responsibility
>Roam the world for free (can teleport everywhere with his magic eye)
>No need to pay child support or deal with a nagging wife
>Never have to deal with gay paperwork through out his life
>Still one of the biggest badass in ninja world
Yeah... not sorry
Well Nart, you should've let Madara win. Being hokage would match up with your expectations in a perfect dream I'm sure. Sometimes reality just sucks. Escapism is good.
>"disrespectful" to the title of Hokage so he has to do everything himself
That's actually hilarious and falls in line with the character. Naruto was always a dumbass, but a dumbass with an honor code. Cute.
I still don't get why his plan is a bad thing. It's not like he is planning to consume all the victim's body ala the machines from the Matrix or kill them all in their dream. So why is he a bad guy again?
The matrix is supposed to make you not aware that your body is being broken down into fertilizer for the Shinju to produce a god fruit that Madara desires to eat.
So the marital and family problems are 100% his, and only his, fault. This is why I don’t mind Naruto NTR doujins.
Gods damn, Kakashi needs a hot lustful wife. This outcome is unacceptable.
I don't understand either. He literally did nothing wrong. True peace can only be achieved in dreams. I would give up everything to live in my perfect dream. Fuck reality.
>Be a godlike mastermind
>Manipulate literally everyone and every event in history
>Nobody ever realize his machination until it's all too late
>Cause the biggest, worst war in the history of their world
Zetsu is pretty based all things considered.
I want Madara to eat my useless body
He'salways been an idiot and shouldn't even be allowed in an important position that requires smarts and the ability to think, geez. Just give the position to someone suitable or better yet give it back to Kakashi since he's pretty much the only one who proved he could handle it and show great results for it.
Arranged marriage existed for real ninjas so Im shocked Kakashi has no sows.
>Black goo
Naruto liked poverty, world hunger, and struggle.
Madara will do your useless paperwork instead. Ninja God taxes!
Thank you Madara! You're really my perfect hubby... kisses
nevermind that previous Hokage had assistants, Tsunade even had Shizune helping her all the time, he should know that delegating functions is perfectly valid
>Spooky black goo somehow one shot the strongest being in Nardoh universe
His inability to do, or even understand, that is proof he's absolutely unfit for the position.
He's either a homo or is protecting his wizard status.
funny he sends a clone too his daughters birthday party and not being there himself. no wonder his kid hates him.
I thought he is going to end up with Shizune, Anko or that purple haired Anbu girl.
Yeah this always fucked with me. Why not send a clone to do the paperwork and go to your daughters birthday yourself?
Kakashi is a MGTOW
>Shizune, Anko or that purple haired Anbu girl.
Why would you think that? Literally the only people he gave a fuck about in the series outside of his students and ex-teammates were Gai and Yamato.
Kakashi is guy sexual.
He still receives the mental fatigue after the clones are released anyway. He would work faster though.
he does use a ton of clones, but makes them do a bunch of other shit throughout the village while the real one HAS to be in the office (or wherever the hokage is supposed to be) dude burns himself out doing constant multi shadow clone all the time.
i imagine that's how he became a jonin. after the war was over, kakashi locked him into a room and said they were basically shortcutting him through the ninja ranks since he already had kage level skills but everything else was lacking.
People at these positions have staff to do the clerical work...
>Most used jutsu is Kage Bunshin
>Somehow can't cope with desk jobs
Boruto is really fucking badly written.
Who was in the wrong here ?
God I want to suck his dick so bad...
uh bro it's the hokage code
always deal with paperwork yourself
Honest answer? Zetsu.
Gaara, go back to your Kazekage business. Don't you have some paperwork to do?
Let's be honest, both Boruto's and Sarada's problems are far-fetched bullshit that create OOC and logical problems and only exist for some corny drama as an attempt to give at least any kind of personality to them. Needless to say that they failed and those two are just as bland no-characters as they have always been. There are so much more actual problems you could give them, especially Sarada
>wagecuck
Why do people use this as an insult again? There's a reason why the filthy rich is called the 1% and even then only one can be at the absolute top so if you want to take his place, you still got to work for it.
Because the accomplishments aren't real. Its a dream. If he transported everyone to an actual world where their dreams came true, then he wouldn't be in the wrong.