Watch romcom

>watch romcom
>reminds me that I am a romanceless kissless virgin in my late 20s and wasted my hs life
How do you guys do it?

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Become asexual.

But that's apparently harder said than done according to other people. I guess figure out why you value romance so much.

It's kind of a meme at this point, but it's just chemical reactions in your brain swaying your cooming mind.

that's the point user
vicariously live the love life you would otherwise never see

>I guess figure out why you value romance so much.
because I've never tied it and all these romcoms put it on a pedestal.
also losing your virginity

its not like anyone experiences anything like an anime romcom in real life so I don't feel too bad

Realize that 3D is not 2D, and every interaction with 3D will not be nearly as enjoyable as portrayed.

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You become numb eventually.

>“Life is never beautiful, but only the pictures of life are so in the transfiguring mirror of art or poetry; especially in youth, when we do not yet know it. Many a youth would receive great peace of mind if one could assist him to this knowledge.” -- Schopenhauer

This is a problem virgins and people who have never been in a relationship have. It's easier to romanticize sex and relationships when you've never had these things and you're viewing anime and other media that romanticizes them. But of course, the type of romance that exists in anime simply doesn't exist in real life. You're being scarred by an object of desire that never had any referrent in reality to begin with.

I realize I will probably never be able to

Hire a prostitute and continue fapping to anime, manga, doujins, and VN's

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A) don't watch garbage anime
B) have kissed and had sex so long ago I don't really remember what it was like

Then go outside and get a gf. Even trying and failing is better than whining on Yas Forums.

Not being one?
You assume everyone is? Your situation is an outlier.
Besides, even if I were, I wouldn't be that sad about it.

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How's it like not to be a kissless virgin? Is it as great/shit as Yas Forums believes?

>Then go outside
>mfw there are places where going outside is illegal right now

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I had a few relationship, and it was shit. 3D women are worthless scum, masturbation feels better than sex and fapping to lolis are legal. Virtually every aspect of an anime girl is better, and most of them have an at least bearable personality unlike the real ones.

girls do love the bad boys

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Corona-chan won't be around forever. Use the time you have to learn something smart and/or fun that roasties will like you for.

>3D women are worthless scum
Just like 3D men. Robocatgirls and robocatboys are the future.

It's unremarkable because it's what most people are, probably even on Yas Forums.

It's like asking "What it's like to have tasted some good sushi at least once in your life?" Well, it tasted good.

You're right, men are the same actually, so basically relationships as a whole are worthless. I too, am looking forward to the cyberpunk robotgirl future.

I did but I fucked it up because I went after the very tall strong girl who didn't want any, rather than the manic pixie dream girl who actually wanted my dingdong.

I try not to think about what ifs, and concentrate on positive fun things like watching anime.

Anime doesn't portray romance well at all user.
>guy has eyes wide open to getting kissed
>guy confesses his love while screaming like a banshee
This already shows that they don't

>How's it like not to be a kissless virgin?
As user says, unremarkable, especially losing virginity, I don't get why people think they'll unlock superpowers or something. Hell, I'd say giving your first kiss is probably more impactful.

because we never tried it. In fact, being an unvirgin normalfag makes you an outsider, you do know that, yes?

>because we never tried it.
Well, now you know. You don't feel any tangible change.
>you do know that, yes?
Yes.

It's not the Yas Forums. Also even if I'm an unvirgin, probably I am way more miserable hopeless loser than you in my current state.

The reason why Yas Forums is a thing because Yas Forums was full of ronery virgins making threads at night, dumbfuck.
Yas Forums is just Yas Forums's place to complain about roneryness.

According to my josei manga, you can have your first date as a guy at 32 and it's all embarrassing and cute.

as all things shown in anime, romcoms are greatly exaggerated. They're not that easy to obtain or that simple to maintain. That's not how relationships work in real life so yeah...

I hate you normalfags. You all say the same retarded thing. You're so ignorant about everything around you. "Haha sex isn't that good bro," "why do you care so much bro," "just jerk off it feels better bro." Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about the sex itself. If that was all we wanted we'd just go get a hooker. It's the intimacy were deprived of that destroys is. Being alone and devoid of that close companionship claws away at you more and more each day. And the fact that real women are unwilling to, or rather, unable to provide that gets us to the despair were in today. So fuck off back to Instagram or tinder or wherever the fuck you belong. Because it's not here.

Fuggedaboutit

then why are you doing it here?

Shut up normalfag.

because it is Yas Forums.

Just kill yourself already

I don't respect people who constantly claim that 3D is PD and then complain about not getting 3D love.

>Nobody cares about the sex itself.
No question in this thread was made about the romantic side of relationships, so I didn't feel the need to address it.

Stop wearing your autism as a badge of honor and leave this place Yas Forumstards, none likes having losers like you around, not even yourselves. You are a bunch of hypocrites chasing after 3ds but still trying to fit in here. Piss off this board and stop thinking it's grand to be part of your faggot club.

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Baby boomers probably understand this love thing better than our gen does. There's a lot of cases where people have been married for even 60 years. It's a real commitment while at the same time it isn't all sunshine and rainbows and you have to recognize that if you want it to work.
Romcom anime almost always ends right as the relationship begins anyway so Clannad actually did better than most, Kanon too.

dude chillout
mans asking for advice here
if you dont have any then fuck off

Try /adv/?

Actually, seeing you normalfags reply to this thread confirms my suspicion that Yas Forums is a normalfag board now. It's the exact reason why it is shit.

>It's the exact reason why it is shit.
So far, your posts don't seem to be a beacon of quality.

And so? Yas Forums had regular ronery threads late night.
Yet, as you don't seem to realize, that the funniest posts, the most entertaining and most insightful posts have always come from un-normals. Their posts in fact are the reason you came to this fucking site, faggot. It's their autism, coupled by crippling social anxiety and lack of any romantic and social experience, that made this site great.
Normalfags like you only parrot opinions and have nothing insightful, nor funny, to talk about. Your opinions are bland and irrelevant.

I am not even OP, I am just pointing this out. Normalfags like you are the cancer killing this site.

>Their posts in fact are the reason you came to this fucking site
I came to this website because it has hobbies I wanted to discuss in anonimity. I didn't come for these "funny and entertaining" posts you mention.

No wonder you're a virgin if you're crying this much.

I'm not crying, I don't even care that much, just don't like normalfags.

>I came to this website because it has hobbies I wanted to discuss in anonimity.
Then go to reddit, fits you pretty well?

Then I think it's time to go back to plebbit, buddy

>in anonimity

>wanting to keep reminding yourself of the one thing you'll never have in your life
Why do people watch romance? Especially when you know you'll never have the same experience the anime characters get to have?

>implying that isn't anonymous just because it has usernames
Jesus Christ.

Most of the romcoms are garbage selfinsert baits actually, exept the truly funny ones with actual progress like Kaguya.

Yes?

Because people like OP are faggots that can't just enjoy the cuteness and would put themselves in a depressing state.

You can do as everyone else here, become a "romance expert" and call shit any romcom in existence on the catalog.

I dunno, it just hooks you. Started in love hina, never looked back.

Do you know his name then?
Do you even look at the name first before you look at the comment, dumbfuck?

My first kiss I stole from a girl
It didn't work out
Haven't kissed a girl in 8 years
/blog

>Especially when you know you'll never have the same experience the anime characters get to have?
Why would you want to?
>NO NO I WASNT THINKING LEWD THOUGHTS NOOOOOOOOO
>only experience the beginning of a relationship most of the time
>no real chemistry, just the super melodramatic parts at all times, is never chill
It's pretty shallow dood

>Do you know his name then?
No, we're on Yas Forums, not on Reddit, just as I said.